The Panalysts Ep15 - Freemasonry for Skids

This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.

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Date: August 9, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Cameron Lauder, Alex Steacy, Serge Yager

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

You are the new owner of the formerly mythological and now very real Cabeiri Chariot. Forged by Hephaestus himself in the finest brass and iron, pulled by a set of magically forged, automaton horses that can breath fire. This is a classic vehicle, so does lack several conveniences. So do you add: a seatbelt, or a bitchin' stereo?
- Beej and Cam: Stereo
  - 5 points for naming at least 5 songs Kathleen wants to hear blasting from a chariot
- Alex and Serge: Seatbelt
  - 5 points for wanting to take care of your noggins

All that's old is new again! You know how the 90's are back in style? It's Paris Fashion Week and you're a reported at Vogue, and you're very, very hung over and you have to crank out a feature in a hurry. So which do you choose to elevate as the newest fashion trend that we will all be emulating: 17th century style powdered wigs, or In Sorte Diaboli period Dimmu Borgir, with the spikes and the leather and the corpse paint?
- Beej and Alex: Powdered wigs
  - 100 points for all their great arguements
- Cam and Serge: Dimmu Borgir
  - 100 points for all their great arguements