The Panalysts Ep14 - Dan Brown's Sister Act II

Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.

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Date: August 4, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Alex Steacy, Cameron Lauder, Serge Yager, Ian Horner

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• You've landed and extremely plumb job with an eccentric millionaire. Do you choose to take a position as a rich oaf's: Chief Clam Polisher; or Sister Mary Clarence Specialist, the person he keep on call 24 hours a day to explain the plot of Sister Act II: Back in the Habit?
  • Alex and Cam: Chief Clam Polisher
    • 1 point for the most concise summary of Dan Brown's literary career Kathleen had every heard
    • 1 point for having an idea that may or may not result in the death of some billionaires due to bad clams
  • Serge and Ian: Sister Mary Clarence Specialist
    • 4 points for being so woefully misunderstood on the concept of Dan Brown's Sister Act II

• There is a new flag in Canada and (due to the format of this show) there are 2 designs to choose from. Should we choose a design that looks like: 2 rhinoceros joined in enthusiastic and consensual coitus; or the sunglasses emoji next to a pot leaf?
  • Alex and Cam: Emoji pot leaf
    • 420 points because it was a miserable thing to argue for and they did the best they could
  • Serge and Ian: Rhinoceros coitus
    • 69 points because their argument was very nice

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