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Title |
Host |
Panalysts |
Date
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39 |
Batman or Jock Itch |
Kathleen |
Ian, Cam, Cori, Serge |
February 28, 2019
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This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.
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38 |
Voreo or Shartcuterie |
Kathleen |
Beej, Ian, Cori, Cam |
February 21, 2019
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This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.
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37 |
Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination |
Kathleen |
Beej, Serge, Cam and Graham |
February 14, 2019
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This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.
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36 |
"Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs |
Kathleen |
Ian, Cori, Graham and Adam |
February 8, 2019
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This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!
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35 |
Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note |
Ian |
Serge, Cameron, Kathleen and Cori |
January 31, 2019
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This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.
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34 |
Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag |
Kathleen |
Beej|Beej, Ian, Cori and Jacob |
January 24, 2019
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This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.
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33 |
Angry Pig or Wet Predator |
Graham |
Ian, Kathleen, Serge and Cameron |
January 17, 2019
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This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.
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32 |
Death or Paperwork |
Kathleen |
Cori, Graham, Jacob, and Beej |
January 10, 2019
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The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.
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31 |
Satan's Hard at Work (Holiday Special) |
Cameron |
Adam, Jacob, Kathleen and Serge |
December 14, 2018
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Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.
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30 |
Floss or Butthole |
Kathleen |
Adam, Serge, Cameron and Jacob |
December 6, 2018
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This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.
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29 |
Ocelot vs Vagina Egg |
Kathleen |
Jacob, Serge, Cameron and Adam |
November 30, 2018
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This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.
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28 |
Another Gundam Situation |
Kathleen |
Beej, Ian, Graham and Cameron |
November 15, 2018
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This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.
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27 |
Shore Leave |
Kathleen |
Ian, Serge, Cameron and Ben |
November 8, 2018
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This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.
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26 |
Seasonal and Local |
Kathleen |
Beej, Cameron, Serge and Graham |
October 25, 2018
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This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.
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25 |
Get Comfortable With It |
Kathleen |
Adam, Ian, Cameron and Beej |
October 18, 2018
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This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.
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24 |
Self Acceptance Edition |
Kathleen |
Beej, Adam, Cameron and Ian |
October 11, 2018
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This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.
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23 |
Pox or Pox |
Kathleen |
Ian, Ben, Jacob and Serge |
October 4, 2018
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This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.
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22 |
Going Ham |
Kathleen |
Beej, Serge, Ben and Jacob |
September 24, 2018
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This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.
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21 |
Losing an Ear |
Kathleen |
Jacob, Serge, Cameron and Beej |
September 24, 2018
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This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.
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20 |
The Embodiment of all fears |
Kathleen |
Cameron, Serge, Nelson and Beej |
September 13, 2018
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This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.
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19 |
Lil Chippy |
Kathleen |
Adam, Cameron, Ben and Nelson |
September 6, 2018
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This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.
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18 |
UR Mommy |
Kathleen |
Ben, Jacob, Adam and Beej |
August 30, 2018
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This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.
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17 |
Research and Jest |
Kathleen |
Graham, Beej, Cameron and Jacob |
August 23, 2018
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This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.
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16 |
Just Puffin Things |
Kathleen |
Cameron, Graham, Beej and Jacob |
August 16, 2018
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Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.
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15 |
Freemasonry for Skids |
Kathleen |
Beej, Cameron, Alex and Serge |
August 9, 2018
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This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.
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14 |
Dan Brown's Sister Act II |
Kathleen |
Alex, Cameron, Serge and Ian |
August 4, 2018
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Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.
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13 |
Ointments |
Kathleen |
Beej, Adam, Ian and Jacob |
July 26, 2018
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This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.
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12 |
Empty this Dog Please |
Kathleen |
Cameron, Jacob, Adam and Graham |
July 19, 2018
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This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.
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11 |
Forbidden Fruits |
Kathleen |
Graham, Serge, Jacob and Alex |
July 12, 2018
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Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.
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10 |
Nemesis |
Kathleen |
Serge, Jacob, Alex and Cameron |
July 5, 2018
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This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.
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9 |
A Goofy Situation |
Kathleen |
Alex, Cameron, Graham and Jacob |
June 28, 2018
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This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.
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8 |
Instant Coffee |
Kathleen |
Cameron, Ian, Beej and Alex |
June 14, 2018
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This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.
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7 |
The Literal Queen |
Kathleen |
Serge, Ben, Alex, and Graham |
June 7, 2018
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This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.
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6 |
Noted Lich Paul Anka |
Kathleen |
Graham, Ian, Cameron and Ben |
May 31, 2018
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This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.
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5 |
Welcome to Hell! |
Kathleen |
Ian, Serge, Beej and Cameron |
May 18, 2018
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This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.
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4 |
Mars Bringer of Cake |
Kathleen |
Cameron, Alex, Ian and Beej |
May 18, 2018
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The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.
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3 |
Duck or Moustache |
Kathleen |
Graham, Cameron, Serge and Alex |
May 10, 2018
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This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.
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2 |
Boutros Boutros Gary |
Kathleen |
Ben, Ian, Serge and Beej |
May 3, 2018
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This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.
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1 |
Hovercraft Inheritance |
Kathleen |
Graham, Ben, Cameron and Beej |
April 26, 2018
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Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?
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