The Panalysts Ep16 - Just Puffin Things

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This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.

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Date: August 16, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Jacob Burgess

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • Ghosts are real and they are going to haunt you for a month. She will either: appear as a sexy mummy; or some sort of giant, hairy, undead wasp demon. Which do you choose?
    • Cam and Graham: Sexy Mummy
      • 1 point for bringing jerking off into the discussion
    • Beej and Jacob: Wasp Demon
      • 2 points for 2 very good puns
  • You have been offered a new job. You can take up a positions as a ranger on the UKs Farne Island where there is no running water, frequent storms will cut you off from supplies, and over 50,000 tourists a year will pass through. But while you're there you will spend your time counting puffins, maintaining a variety of crumbling historical sites, and enduring the questions of middle-aged German men. Alternately you can become a solitude researcher in Antarctica's Concordia Research Station, where temperatures can dip to -80°C.
    • Cam and Graham: Farne Island
      • 3 points because everyone got what they wanted
    • Beej and Jacob: Solitude Researcher
      • 3 points because everyone got what they wanted
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