Retrovirus

Despite distractions, Morgan finds time to ridicule science.

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One of Us Has to Change

Date: November 22, 2006

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan vanHumbeck, Graham Stark

Edited by: Morgan vanHumbeck

Haiku: Morgan vanHumbeck, contributed by Byron

Whatever Clip: Pirateboy

Synopsis

A late update, being dizzy, comedic cruise control, Universal sues MySpace, raising-pitch sentences, scientists resurrect a virus from human DNA, John Coffin, rad nauseam, Morgan vows revenge, Kosmo Kramer, 'I'm a fish', and requests for an explanation of the wall skidmark.

Haiku

"A haiku, you say?

I refuse to write poems.

Oh shit - I just did."

Trivia

• As was pointed out on the forums, LRR never actually promised that the WT would update consistently on Monday.
• Morgan's dance sequence is a reference to the British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf; specifically, how Rimmer once tried to take the astro navigation exams but failed because he wrote 'I am a fish' four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted.
  • The sequence was included due to fan discussion of the reference on the forums.