The Dutch!

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With a special guest this week, Germany's weirdness yields to Belgium.

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The Dutch!

Date: June 14, 2007

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan vanHumbeck, Graham Stark, Adam Savidan

Whatever Clip: unknown

Haiku: Mitch

Synopsis

Adam Savidan appears as a special guest. Topics: An energy drink that gives perpetual erections; powdered alcohol; electric chairs and semi-trucks; Queensland spitting criminals; Green-blooded people; Teen-monitoring car devices; Dutch smoking ban; Death by muscle cream; Graham singing; Arson in Russia; Hypochondriac sodomites.

Haiku

I'd kill for a coke.

But there are witnesses here.

I lay quiet, waiting.

Trivia

  • The last line of the Haiku has 6 syllables. Oops!
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