Huh. Gosh... uncomfortable...
Date: April 12, 2007
Category: The Whatever Thing
No Whatever clip, air sex, code of conduct for the internets, goatse promotional campaign, "Less-Lethal Weapons" produces the gayest laser ever, inappropriate couch color naming, Bush narrowly avoids immolation (awww...), masturbation as a replacement for condoms, poor fashion choices, feces-throwing, Saturn's hexagon pole (Saturn=Satan), and iPod wood.
"Here, have a haiku.
I will slip it in your beer.
And you'll throw it up."
- Anyone who hasn't yet sent in a Whatever clip is officially a failure.
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