Monopoly on Weird

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Monopoly on Weird

Date: March 15, 2007

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan vanHumbeck, Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Gibb

Whatever clip: Unknown

Haiku: CyberTractor

Synopsis

The United States Postal Service are painting their post boxes like R2 D2. US law enforcement are still unable to stop Cubans from landing on US soil. But they have a plan. The Japanese are releasing Bukkake brand milk. Men who have sex with cars. Using dead roommates to extort money for more drugs. The mathematics of corporal punishment in Malaysia. Bono's inability to raise money for Aids research.

Haiku

A clown rapes a mime.

The mime cannot speak a word.

Silently, he screams.

Trivia

  • There isn't really a bukkake-brand milk; the commercial Morgan references was just Internet parody.
  • Alex's appearance in the "Meanwhile..." is stock footage from Hyut!
  • This is the only Whatever Thing to feature Gibb.
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