The Modern Albatross

Stories on Super Mario Bros, Stardew Valley, Digital Homicide, The Sims 4, and Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare.

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Date: October 3, 2016

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Adorable farming simulator Stardew Valley has added adorable divorce, but avoids adorable custody battles.

Stories

• The speedrunning world record for Super Mario Bros. has been beaten by a single frame. Maybe.
• Stardew Valley now has a divorce mechanic.
• Digital Homicide is backing down on its lawsuit against Steam users.
• The Sims 4 has a glitch that prevents ghosts from being exorcised.
• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered is only available bundled with special editions of Infinite Warfare.

Coming Up

Campo Santo is making a movie out of Firewatch. Let's hope they keep the first-person perspective and make the nicest, most relaxing Blair Witch movie ever.

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