Cities Fighting Pirates
Stories on Cities: Skylines, Upsilon Circuit, Star Citizen, Elder Scrolls Online, and Paula Deen: Recipe Quest... god help us.
Date: March 17, 2015
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
I hope you like value, and directly equate file size to value.
- Cities: Skylines is offering a better user experience than piracy.
- Robot Loves Kitty's game Upsilon Circuit only lets you play it once.
- Star Citizen will be a 100GB download.
- The Elder Scrolls Online is coming back.
- There is now a free-to-play Paula Deen video game.
Dad By the Sword is a game where you play as your jean-shorts-wearing dad and fight anti-dads, which are things like hot dog monsters, because dads love to grill. Live by the sword, die by the...dad joke, I guess?
- Graham and Kathleen were away at PAX the previous week.
- Paula Deen has a creepy smile. The stinger features Graham and Kathleen doing their impressions of it.
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