TTC 115 - Battle for Zendikar Nicknames
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Jump to navigationJump to searchGraham unleashes the pun train for the long-awaited Battle for Zendikar nicknames episode!
Vital Statistics
Date: January 27, 2016
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Cameron Lauder, Paul Saunders
Runtime: 60:19
Broadcasting live from: the Corrupted Crossroads on the plane of Zendikar.
Nicknames list
| Card Name | Nickname | Alternative Nicknames |
|---|---|---|
| Adverse Conditions | Traffic Warning | Eldrazi Pothole |
| Akoum Firebird | Landphoenix | - |
| Akoum Hellkite | Shocking Dragon | - |
| Akoum Stonewaker | Landrise Shaman | - |
| Aligned Hedron Network | Ula-hoop | Large Hedron Collider |
| Ally Encampment | Based Camp | - |
| Altar's Reap | Deathination | - |
| Angel of Renewal | The Angel of Incidental Lifegain | - |
| Angelic Captain | Wing Knight | - |
| Angelic Gift | Red Bull | - |
| Anticipate | Less Impulsive | - |
| Bane of Bala Ged | Annihilator Too | - |
| Barrage Tyrant | The Fling-drazi | Fastball Special |
| Beastcaller Savant | Yes, This Is A Snake, And I'm Also Happy To See You | - |
| Belligerent Whiptail | Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Nono | - |
| Benthic Infiltrator | Too Creepy To Block | - |
| Blight Herder | Where Do You Want All This Blight? | - |
| Blighted Cataract | Clouded Vision | - |
| Blighted Fen | Bad Bog | - |
| Blighted Gorge | Bland Canyon | - |
| Blighted Steppe | Lynx's Litterbox | - |
| Blighted Woodland | Fangorn Forest | - |
| Blisterpod | Tukatongue Scion | r/popping |
| Bloodbond Vampire | Drana's Pridemate | - |
| Boiling Earth | Thermoclasm | - |
| Bone Splinters | Boneitis | - |
| Breaker of Armies | Breaker of Armies and Leggies | I'll Take You All On! or Make It Or Break It or The Breakmun |
| Brilliant Spectrum | Draw With All The Colours Of The Wind | - |
| Bring to Light | Colourful Tutor | - |
| Brood Butcher | Brooding Groodion | - |
| Brood Monitor | Scion Supervisor | - |
| Broodhunter Wurm | Taste For Scions | - |
| Brutal Expulsion | Brutal! | - |
| Call the Scions | Time For Tea And Scoines | - |
| Canopy Vista | Big Vines | - |
| Carrier Thrall | John Hurt | - |
| Catacomb Sifter | Dumpster Diver | - |
| Chasm Guide | Swift Sherpa | - |
| Cinder Glade | Forest Fire | - |
| Cliffside Lookout | Kor Canary | - |
| Cloud Manta | Skyfish | - |
| Clutch of Currents | Land-o'-war | - |
| Coastal Discovery | Mulldrift Wood | - |
| Complete Disregard | DILLIGAF (Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck?) | - |
| Conduit of Ruin | +1 -2 | - |
| Coralhelm Guide | Coral's Tour Service | - |
| Courier Griffin | Life On Delivery | - |
| Crumble to Dust | Surgical Destruction | - |
| Cryptic Cruiser | Krill Giant | - |
| Culling Drone | Hungry Bear | - |
| Dampening Pulse | It's Hard To Fight In Wet Clothes | - |
| Deathless Behemoth | The Kool Aid Eldrazi | - |
| Defiant Bloodlord | Drainlord | - |
| Demon's Grasp | Big Ob's Throat Removal | - |
| Desolation Twin | Twinsies! | 10/10 Would Cast |
| Dispel | Which Spell? | - |
| Dominator Drone | Headcrab Zombie | - |
| Dragonmaster Outcast | Sarkhan's Biggest Fan | - |
| Drana, Liberator of Malakir | Vampire Fighthawk | - |
| Drana's Emissary | Draina's Emissary | - |
| Drowner of Hope | Buzz Killington | - |
| Dust Stalker | Boomerang Bruiser | Dust Buster |
| Dutiful Return | Guess Who's Back? Back Again | - |
| Earthen Arms | Dirk Rockpunch AKA Jack Stonefist AKA Todd Shaleclench | Granite Gundam |
| Eldrazi Devastator | Hey Why Is This Card's Collector Number 7? | - |
| Eldrazi Skyspawner | The Miracle Of Birth | - |
| Emeria Shepherd | Sun Angel | - |
| Encircling Fissure | Surprise Moat | - |
| Endless One | The Avatar Of The Vanilla Test | Always On Curve |
| Evolving Wilds | Double Landfall | - |
| Exert Influence | Rainbow Of Command | - |
| Expedition Envoy | Savannah | - |
| Eyeless Watcher | Underqualified | - |
| Fathom Feeder | Hungry For Libraries | - |
| Felidar Cub | Silverchase Cat | - |
| Felidar Sovereign | Cat Is Life | #CatLife |
| Fertile Thicket | Filter Thicket | - |
| Firemantle Mage | Menacing Mike | I Am On Fire! |
| Forerunner of Slaughter | Ula-sain Bolt | - |
| Fortified Rampart | Guys, Please Let Me In | - |
| From Beyond | Skitterblossom | - |
| Geyserfield Stalker | Old Faithfully Bad | - |
| Ghostly Sentinel | Paranor-mall Cop | - |
| Giant Mantis | Spider Mantis | - |
| Gideon, Ally of Zendikar | Chad, Chivalrous Internet Sir | M'hedron |
| Gideon's Reproach | Chad's Mad | - |
| Goblin War Paint | Is This Eyeliner Too Much? | - |
| Grave Birthing | The Circle Of Life | - |
| Greenwarden of Murasa | Two Eternal Witnesses In An Overcoat | - |
| Grip of Desolation | Grip 'N Rip | - |
| Grove Rumbler | The Grumbler | - |
| Grovetender Druids | Your Annoying Vegan Friends | - |
| Gruesome Slaughter | Looking For Fresh, Tentacle-Ripened Slaughter With No Added Colour? We Grue Some! | |
| Guardian of Tazeem | Sleep Sphinx | - |
| Guul Draz Overseer | Manager Of The Swamps | - |
| Hagra Sharpshooter | Expensive Assassin | - |
| Halimar Tidecaller | Yeah, When Lands Fly! | - |
| Hedron Archive | Mana Geode | Two Mindstones Are Better Than One |
| Hedron Blade | Stink, The Eldazibane | - |
| Herald of Kozilek | Blindscape Familiar | - |
| Hero of Goma Fada | He's One Tough Mother, Goma Fada | - |
| Horribly Awry | Side Effects May Include: Dry Mouth | - |
| Incubator Drone | He's My Plus One | - |
| Infuse with the Elements | Kick It Up A Notch | - |
| Inspired Charge | Get 'Em Boys! | - |
| Jaddi Offshoot | Jaddi Lifestander | - |
| Kalastria Healer | Drainpire | - |
| Kalastria Nightwatch | Chinese Vampire | - |
| Kiora, Master of the Depths | Octo Fight! | - |
| Kitesail Scout | Flying Kor | - |
| Kor Bladewhirl | Better With Back Up | - |
| Kor Castigator | Kor Long-Legs | - |
| Kor Entanglers | Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave, When First We Trigger Rally | - |
| Kozilek's Channeler | Elfdrazi | - |
| Kozilek's Sentinel | Passive Aggressive Eldrazi | - |
| Lantern Scout | Hey I Found Life Over Here! | We Got A Live One! |
| Lavastep Raider | Squirebreathing | - |
| Lifespring Druid | Many Mana Elf | - |
| Lithomancer's Focus | Stoneforge Pump | - |
| Looming Spires | No Longer On Fire | - |
| Lumbering Falls | Log Drivers' Nightmare | - |
| Makindi Patrol | Praire Dog The Red Zone | - |
| Makindi Sliderunner | Gonna Slide Right Over You | - |
| Malakir Familiar | Bigger Bigger Bat | - |
| March from the Tomb | Walking Weenies | - |
| Mind Raker | The Inexplicably Worse Sequel To Moonraker | - |
| Mire's Malice | Mire Rot | - |
| Mist Intruder | He's Climbing In Your Library, He's Snatching Your Cards Up, Trying To Ingest Them So You Need To Hide Your Cards And Your Wife, I Guess: Mist Intruder | Eldrazi Storm Crow |
| Molten Nursery | Fiery Poops | - |
| Mortuary Mire | The Recycling Center | - |
| Munda, Ambush Leader | Index Of Allies | - |
| Murasa Ranger | Slowly Get Swoley | - |
| Murk Strider | Conditional Jellyfish | - |
| Natural Connection | Rapid Growth | - |
| Nettle Drone | The Eldrazi Porcupine | - |
| Nirkana Assassin | Life Brings Death | - |
| Nissa's Renewal | Stable Ramp | - |
| Noyan Dar, Roil Shaper | So Annoyan! | Awaken Ally |
| Ob Nixilis Reignited | Nixy | Zendikar Arena or More Five Mana Removal |
| Oblivion Sower | I Licked It, It's Mine Now | - |
| Omnath, Locus of Rage | House Party! | - |
| Ondu Champion | Running Of The Bull | - |
| Ondu Greathorn | Ondu Finehorn | - |
| Ondu Rising | South Dakota Is Pissed | - |
| Oracle of Dust | The Eldrazi Yoga Instructor | - |
| Oran-Rief Hydra | Landswole Hydra | - |
| Oran-Rief Invoker | Long Game Bear | - |
| Outnumber | Everybody, On Three! | - |
| Painful Truths | Mostly Just Sign In Blood | - |
| Part the Waterveil | The Dance Of The Six Or Nine Veils, Depending On How You Play It | - |
| Pathway Arrows | Taser | - |
| Pilgrim's Eye | Go Pro Finds Some Land | - |
| Planar Outburst | Wrath Of Rock | - |
| Plated Crusher | Who Needs Synergy When You Got Trample And Hexproof; Plated Crusher Don't Care | - |
| Plummet | It's Pronounced: Plummét | - |
| Prairie Stream | Look, It's White, It's Blue, It Does What It Says On The Tin. Not Everything's Going To Have A Good Nickname | - |
| Prism Array | Packed In Lucite | - |
| Processor Assault | Slow Cook | - |
| Quarantine Field | X-Rings | Oblivion Matrix or Onion Rings |
| Radiant Flames | Rainbowclasm | - |
| Reckless Cohort | Reckless Rick | - |
| Reclaiming Vines | Yeah, Ivy'll Do That To Masonry, You Gotta Pull That Stuff Out Every Year | - |
| Resolute Blademaster | Double Double Strike And Rumble | - |
| Retreat to Coralhelm | Scryfall | - |
| Retreat to Emeria | Dudefall | - |
| Retreat to Hagra | Drainfall | - |
| Retreat to Kazandu | Counterfall | - |
| Retreat to Valakut | Least Good Fall | - |
| Rising Miasma | The Marsh Is Back And It's Angry | Swamp Gas |
| Roil Spout | Riptide | - |
| Roilmage's Trick | Rainblowout | - |
| Roil's Retribution | White Lightning | - |
| Rolling Thunder | One For You, One For You, Two For You | Kurt Russell In: Rolling Thunder or What Are You At Right Now? |
| Rot Shambler | The Half-Truth | - |
| Ruin Processor | Life From Exile | - |
| Ruination Guide | Trust Me Guys, It's This Way | - |
| Ruinous Path | Hero's Landfall | Shi- |
| Rush of Ice | Clutch Of Currents 2: The Sequel | - |
| Salvage Drone | Low Impact | - |
| Sanctum of Ugin | Whose Side Are You On, Ugin? | Ugin's Box |
| Sandstone Bridge | I Tap So You Don't Have To | - |
| Scatter to the Winds | Six Mana Conspicuously Open | - |
| Scour from Existence | When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Go Away | Seven Mana Conspicuously Open |
| Scythe Leopard | Sabre-Armed Kitty | - |
| Seek the Wilds | Manticipate | - |
| Serene Steward | Serena | - |
| Serpentine Spike | Serve, Set, Spike | - |
| Shadow Glider | Ator The Fighting Eagle | - |
| Shambling Vent | Just In Utter Shambles | - |
| Shatterskull Recruit | Well, It's The Big Show. It's The Big Bad Show Tonight | - |
| Sheer Drop | D-d-d-d-drop The Creature | Drop The Basejump |
| Shrine of the Forsaken Gods | I Believe You'll Find It's The Shrine Of The Three-Saken Gods | - |
| Silent Skimmer | Silent But Deadly | - |
| Sire of Stagnation | Stagdad | Landfail |
| Skitterskin | Skitters! | - |
| Skyline Cascade | Icy Waterfall | - |
| Skyrider Elf | Manta Rider And The Counters | - |
| Slab Hammer | Hammerfall | Ham Slabber |
| Sludge Crawler | Hungry Shade | - |
| Smite the Monstrous | Gulliver's Troubles | - |
| Smoldering Marsh | Geothermal Heating | - |
| Smothering Abomination | Lunch Break | - |
| Snapping Gnarlid | Little Snappy | - |
| Spawning Bed | Total Infestation | - |
| Spell Shrivel | Mana-Pate | - |
| Stasis Snare | Ooh Ring | Express Trip To Nowhere or Going Nowhere Fast |
| Stone Haven Medic | Tap White To Pay Respects | - |
| Stonefury | Angry Rock | - |
| Sunken Hollow | Dirty Pit | - |
| Sure Strike | The Tactical Poke | - |
| Swarm Surge | Zurg Rush! | - |
| Swell of Growth | Swole Of Growth | - |
| Sylvan Scrying | But Not That Kind Of Scrying | - |
| Tajuru Beastmaster | The Beatsmaster (By Dre) | - |
| Tajuru Stalwart | Colourful Counter Collector | - |
| Tajuru Warcaller | Rallying Cry | - |
| Tandem Tactics | Creatures Don't Gain Double Strike; Flavour Fail | - |
| Territorial Baloth | Dis My Box! | - |
| Tide Drifter | Wall Of Water | - |
| Tightening Coils | Pin To The Earth But Fixed | - |
| Titan's Presence | Peekaboo! | - |
| Touch of the Void | Pillar Of Ghostflame | - |
| Transgress the Mind | Open Wide! | - |
| Tunneling Geopede | Termites | - |
| Turn Against | Raymond Command | - |
| Ugin's Insight | Dig Deep | - |
| Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger | Ulamog, The Peckish | - |
| Ulamog's Despoiler | Despoiling 9 to 5 | - |
| Ulamog's Nullifier | Nefalia B- Kite | - |
| Ulamog's Reclaimer | I Brought Presents For Everyone! | - |
| Undergrowth Champion | The Power Of Land, The Toughness Of Counters | - |
| Unified Front | The United Colours Of Benetton | - |
| Unnatural Aggression | Fight You So Hard You Cease To Exist | - |
| Valakut Invoker | Back-Up Win Condition | - |
| Valakut Predator | Above Or Below Curve Depending | - |
| Vampiric Rites | Sawing A Vampire In Half | - |
| Vestige of Emrakul | Emrakul's Leftovers | - |
| Veteran Warleader | Far Too Old For This Shit | - |
| Vile Aggregate | Devoltron | - |
| Void Attendant | Processmun | - |
| Void Winnower | You Can't Even. You Literally Cannot Even | - |
| Volcanic Upheaval | Vala-Kut It Out! | - |
| Voracious Null | Slow Eater | - |
| Wasteland Strangler | The Scourge Of Seagate, The Terror Of Tazeem, He Is: The Wasteland Strangler | - |
| Wave-Wing Elemental | Waterfowl | - |
| Windrider Patrol | Take To The Scries | - |
| Woodland Wanderer | The Last March Of The Ents | - |
| Zada, Hedron Grinder | Precursor Goblin | Still In Zeta |
| Zulaport Cutthroat | The Drainsmun | The Rallying Guy |
