Category Five Dooker

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It's Feed Dump Two-Hundy and we're here to ring in the the occasion with two stories about poop, and one about semen.

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Date: April 14, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark, Ian Horner

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

  • Sometimes you just get real drunk. And sometimes, like a Dublin man, you get so drunk you get into a fistfight in a McDonald's, and then the police are called and then you are still so drunk that you decide to attack the police officer, and what are you supposed to do to get over the shame of attacking a police officer in a drunken rage? Well, you should not strip naked in your cell and cover yourself with your own feces, which is what this guy did.
  • Japanese police have arrested a 29 year old woman after she stabbed her husband in the face because he dropped a dookie so bad in the bathroom that she was left with no other recourse (according to her at least.)
  • A farmer in Minnesota is out a lot of money because somebody stole $70,000 of bull semen from him.


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