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"Globes are handy for teaching geography, even an old one like this that has the USSR still shows your kids that they live in FUCKING NORTH AMERICA AND WHERE THAT IS."

Date: January 23, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Blues
• Follow up story - Tiny the Cat. After weighing over thirty pounds when he first was admitted to SPCA, he lost thirteen pounds in a year.
• A school teacher from Ohio is suing her former school district after they forced her to teach younger children, of which she has a phobia.
• A professor at Memorial University is questioning the university's application process after students in her two-hundred level sociology course could not correctly identify the continents and oceans of the world.
• Pope Benedict's private secretary Archbishop George Ganswein has been dubbed "Gorgeous George" by the Italian media and is on this month's Vanity Fair.

Trivia

• Tiny the Cat was previously reported on in Cats & Mice.

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