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Everywhere you look, there's a jar, of somebody's stolen brain matter.

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Date: December 2, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Ian Horner

Edited by: Ian Horner

Synopsis

• San Francisco police are looking for any information that may lead them to the arrest of whoever's been leaving spiked baseball bats chained to telephone poles around the city.
  • Cam and Ian play "What Could Be Worse?"
• Santa stole a helicopter from a taxi service on Friday in Sao Paolo, Brazil. The 'copter has not been found.
• An Indiana man has pled guilty to breaking into the Indiana Medical History Museum, stealing jars of brain and human tissue and selling them online.
  • When the police raided his home, they found 80 jars of brain tissue.

Trivia

• "Glamdring" is Gandalf's sword in The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings.
• "I am the terror that flaps in the night" is the catchphrase of "Darkwing Duck".