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Graham & Paul Let's Play
Dark
- Graham: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."
- Dark
- Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out
- Graham: "Where did I come in from?"
- Dark
- Paul (making fun of the takedown animation): "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."
- Dark
- Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."
- Dark
- Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."
- Dark
- Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."
- Paul (imitating soldier): "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."
- Dark
- Paul: "What was your plan?"
- Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."
- Dark
- Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armour."
- Dark
- Graham (after finishing 'Dark'): "You know what we could do for the next hour?"
- Paul: "Cry bitterly?"
- Dark
- Paul (after finishing Dark): "We are no longer playing Dark." [pause] "Dark can Get. Fucked."
- Dark -- YouTube (8:25)
Beyond: Two Souls
- Paul: *looking at a cake, playing as Aiden* "I threw it on the ground!" *cake explodes*
- Beyond: Two Souls
- Paul: "No burning?"
- Graham: "Eh, I don't think we have to kill them all."
- Beyond: Two Souls
- Paul: "So, you wanna sleep with the guy later?"
- Graham: "Yeah, sure."
- Beyond: Two Souls
- Paul: "My apologies to the people upset that we missed a thing, but I really don't care."
- Beyond: Two Souls
- *Jodie is expected to deliver a baby*
- Graham: I don't... I... Key..."
- Paul: "The CIA did not train me for this."
- Beyond: Two Souls
- Graham: "X to comfort!"
- Paul: "You have failed the comforting mini-game. She is not comforted at all."
- Beyond: Two Souls
- *A QTE appears for Jodie to cut the umbilical cord*
- Graham: "Oh God, don't fuck this up."
- Paul: "Why is cutting the cord like a God of War sequence?"
- Beyond: Two Souls
- Paul: "It's like 'Think, Jodie, think... I know, the ghost thing that's the point of this game! I'll use that!'"
- Graham: "'I'm a genius!'"
- Paul: "'...The thing that I use to solve every single problem!'"
- Graham: "'It's brilliant!'"
- Beyond: Two Souls
- *Jodie knocks on the door and a very handsome Native American answers it*
- Jodie: "I'm so sorry to disturb you"
- Graham: "...you massive hunk of man."
- Beyond: Two Souls
- *A guard turns Jodie away from the Supermarket*
- Graham: "What, you just know she's homeless, and you're all like: 'Ah-ah-ah!'"
- Paul: "Well she is all roughed up..."
- Graham: "It could be Exam Period!"
- Beyond: Two Souls
- *Paul notices that Aiden is no longer tied to Jodie*
- Paul: "I'm freeeeeee!"
- *gets blocked by wall*
- Paul: "Aww."
- Beyond: Two Souls
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Paul: "You have lost your RPG privileges young man."
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Paul: *reading chat* "Did you just fight a helicopter with a sword?" Yes. If you have a problem with this, get out.
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Graham: "I may have accidentally destroyed that train car."
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
- Paul: "This bad guy comes pre-sliced."
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
- Graham: "I forgot I had the thing made of arms."
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
- Graham: *after having a game mechanic explained in a near-end final boss fight* "OH! That explains EVERY QUESTION I HAD WITH THIS COMBAT SYSTEM."
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'
Beej's Backlog
Endless Ocean
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "Oh god, it begins."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Opening cut-scene shows pirate ships
- Beej: "So for those of you tuning in, we are playing Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. The reason it looks like garbage is because I'm playing it on your least favorite video game system - you can fill in THAT blank however you like."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "I'm totally getting this game-OH, JESUS!"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "Do I slide to the bottom, or do I just keep humping poles?"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "I stabbed between her legs, didn't I?"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej (after the camera clips through an enemy): "Hey, did you guys ever want to see the ass-end of an exploding dog?"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "You take forever to get up you dumb dick."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "She's naked. She's not invincible."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej (on failing to be able to complete the game due to a game-breaking portal glitch right before the last boss battle) : "Get bent, Ubisoft."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
Odama
- Just about everyone at some point: "Thanks, Odama!"
- Odama
- Beej: "How do I launch rice balls?"
- Odama
- Beej: "Does he have giant hands? Why is there...? What the hell is that thing?"
- Odama
- Beej: "Nooo! Give me my Odama back!"
- Odama
- Beej: "Stop fucking talking so I can see the ball!"
- Odama
- Beej: "Shitty McFucks! My guys can't do dick all!"
- Odama
- Beej: "Don't press the X button while you're having a rant, because these guys don't understand English!"
- Odama
- Beej: "Here! Have a morale bong!"
- Odama
- Beej: *in happy voice* "Oh really?! Oh wow! That sucks! FUCK YOU!"
- Odama
Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "I bet ya I need more of that weed."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "I thought this would be actual food."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "We're going to play until I can grow something successful, get another animal, and either make friends with the old lady, or marry a cat."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: *regarding sketchy guy* "OK, just walk around my farm. I don't mind. Please don't murder me."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "It's sunset and I'm missing it because I'm watering my fucking plants."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "It's 3 AM. What the fuck am I doing up?"
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "Look! A tomato I grew! Wanna get married?"
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "I thought you were a girl, too. Are you picking me up? I've got some news for ya, kid."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "Did I milk the wrong half of the cow?"
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "I'm probably going to drink one of the milks, and then probably the second one."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Alex: "You're just slamming unpasteurized milk? That's H-core!"
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "That's the thing about Dixbutt. If Dixbutt is happy, you get better cows."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: *picks up unknown object off the ground and eats it* "Mmmm... Fresh... thing..."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Alex: "Twitter and Tumblr are really a getting senpai to notice you simulator."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: *to Nami, who won't take the milk he's offering her* "You drink my fucking milk!"
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "I wouldn't put a human body in the compost heap. That'd be terrible for the compost."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "I have a dog and I don't know..."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "OK, I walk into her butt..."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
- Beej: "He has been underground so long, he has phosphorescent urine."
- Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
IDDQDERP
Main Article: IDDQDERP
Metro: Last Light
- Alex aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head
- Alex: "What do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"
- Cam: "Let's have a look."
- Boom, headshot.
- Metro: Last Light
- Cam sounding out a sign written in Russian
- Alex: "Wait, you can read that!?"
- Cam: "Well, Cyrillic is heavily based in Greek, right?"
- Alex: "...You can read Greek?"
- Metro: Last Light
Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"
- Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"
- Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."
- Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"
- Graham cracks up
- Alex: "What are we even looking at?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."
- Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."
- Alex picks up the scroll and reads it
- Alex *laughing*: "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"
- Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time
- Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting better at this game."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "Can you get the door?"
- Alex: "Is that a door? Is anything real? Am I real?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."
- Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL! (stage music)
- Alex: WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Cam: "The only thing I can take away from this game is that there is no God"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
Killing Floor
- Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"
- Killing Floor
- Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue."
- Killing Floor
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "♫Ride into the YOLO Zone.♫" (to the tune of "Danger Zone")
- Cam: "I hate you so much."
- Alex: "I'm sorry."
- Cam: "I don't think that's true."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"
- Alex: "What do you mean 'was'?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used
- Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."
- Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment
- Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"
- Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."
- Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Graham (off-camera): "Can you be straight murdered a little more quietly?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP
- Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."
- Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section
- Alex: "Get fucked!"
- Alex tosses a grenade into the next room
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: *deadpan* "Screw you, rebar."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Sidorovich (NPC): "You got the loot?"
- Alex: "Is.. is.. is that a... that a sex thing?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "HO! They are really rushin'. RushING. They're not Rus... Well, they probably actually are Russian."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Speaker: shouting an automated message in Russian
- Alex: "Did he say he wanted a pizza?"
- Speaker: (later) shouting same message
- Alex: "He does want a pizza!"
- Speaker: (later) shouting same message
- Alex: *annoyed* "You can't have a pizza."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section
- Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' powah'"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."
- Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Was that a Beyond Thunderdome reference?!"
- Beej: "Yep."
- Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"
- Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Why is there just a pelvis? ... Like, did that guy just poop his pelvis out? That's pretty upsetting."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "That uh, for those of you who've never seen one before, is a *zombie appears* nneeenurk burnurfnurgle"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Serge, your plan isn't working. Serge! Your plan is completely murdering me!"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Serge: "What? You're covered in cat too? What is wrong with you people?"
- Graham (off-camera): "Have you seen my cat? That's why I'm covered in fur."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Serge: "Why are there tentacles in our chest?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Apparently, our blind spot is directly in front of us. That's not good."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Serge: "Grenades solve everything."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Is that a rock?!"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "It's some sort of weird mystery gun."
- Serge: "Does it take bullets?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: *scared by monster* "Hold me, Serge."
- Serge: "You're covered in cat, or else I would."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
Payday 2: The Heist
- Alex: "Apparently, I loaded my gun with chewing gum this morning."
- Payday 2: The Heist
- AeroCmdr: "I'm throwing a grenade."
- Alex: "Where, where are you throwing a grenade? That's relevant information."
- Payday 2: The Heist
- Shielded police appears from around the corner
- Alex: "Oh no! What a bad time to have a" *gets shot down* "erburgermorglefurdle..."
- Payday 2: The Heist
- Alex: "Oh, shit a dick nose!"
- AeroCmdr: "Shit a dick nose?"
- Alex: "Yes. Did I stutter or something?"
- Payday 2: The Heist
Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "You can't eat pelvises in this mod? Immersion ruined!"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "Did that helicopter just throw bones at us?"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "At the risk of crashing the game..."
- Activates bullet time
- Game crashes
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "I think there's another sniper...♫"
- Dies
- Alex: ಠ_ಠ
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Tosses Antlion Guard up on to platform, where it mauls a Combine soldier
- Alex: DEAL WITH IT!
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Charges weapon
- Alex: "KA-ME-HA-MEopps"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "I'll eat your invisible meat!"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Shoots a chair at an enemy
- Alex: "We've decided to appoint you the chair."/"Have a seat."
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "No, no, we'll do this properly."
- Pulls out shovel and destroys everything in sight
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex turns a corner and a fast zombie charges at him
- Alex: "Fuck yo' couch!"
- Launches couch at zombie
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Rebel: "We're looking to join you Dr. Freeman."
- Alex: throws exploding banana at her
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Destroys wardrobe with shovel
- Alex: "Take this, Aslan!"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
Dishonored
- Alex: "If Deadpool was committed to not killing people, he would be Good Guy Corvo."
- Dishonored
- Alex: "Good Guy Corvo apologizes."
- Dishonored
- After twice shooting a guard with a tranquilizer dart only to find him in a pool of blood
- Alex: "Did he fall on his sword? Or is this guy just a hemophiliac?!"
- Dishonored
- Alex: "Oh shit! Why did he explode?!"
- Dishonored
Dementium 2: HD
- After yet another Chestmaw rises out of floor to try and bar his progress, Alex raises a sledgehammer*
- Alex: "Whatever, I'm gonna smash your no-shadow-casting ass."
- Dementium 2: HD
Thief (2014)
- Alex: "What the fuck is a gabble-wing?"
- Thief (2014)
- Alex: "Right. Now where was I, before I was so *rudely* interrupted by people doing their fucking job?"
- Thief (2014)
- Alex: "Is that a jar of raven?"
- Thief (2014)
- Alex: "Is this seriously a brothel? It's got a bat dispenser."
- Thief (2014)
- *NPCs arguing with each other while the rug is burning*
- Alex: "Shit's on fire, yo!"
- Thief (2014)
Teslagrad
- Alex: (Singing) "Just gonna fist all of the pillbugs"
- Teslagrad
- Alex: (Singing) "Don't take that out of context"
- Teslagrad
Bulletstorm
- Alex: "I don't know what this is, but I'm going to blow it up! It looks important!"
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "Try my bullet sauce!"
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "I think I got killed by a punk band."
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: *enemy explodes a guy using a laser whip* "Cool! I want it!"
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: *zaps dying teammate with laser whip* "LIVE!"
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "Come here! I want to tell you story about bullet! Here is sequel! It's about more bullet! Did you like it?"
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: *sliding down a water-slide* "We're having a good time! No, we're drowning..."
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "Gonna shoot you in the dick! That was not your dick; it was your thigh. That was your leg."
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "Just stop having momentum..."
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "Why are you made out of Cheetos?"
- Bulletstorm
- Alex: "I am Morgan Freeman and I am going up your ass."
- Bulletstorm
The Book of Passwords
Metal Gear 2
- Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"
- Metal Gear 2
- Jer: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"
- Graham: "Well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."
- Metal Gear 2
- Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"
- Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."
- Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."
- Metal Gear 2
Marathon
- Ian to Jer: "I am very sorry for fisting you as hard as I can."
- Marathon
- Jer: "I want to find out what this is." *turns corner* "It's a barrel."
- Marathon
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
- Graham: "That bat has a sword. Why does that bat have a sword?"
- Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
- Graham: "You can Moonwalk? You... can... Moonwalk?"
- Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
- Graham: "Dracula has harpies in his clock tower his whole life. 'I'm sorry, but you've got a case of harpies.'"
- Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
- Jer: "I'm sorry. I cannot talk and speak at the same time."
- Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
- Graham: "Jer, I will tell you when you have big balls."
- Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Strider
- Alex: "Why do you collect a guy?"
- Strider
- Jer: "Why are they carrying a bus?"
- Strider
Diablo
- Paul: "A sign. You want me to fight deamons for A sign."
- Slightly later:
- Paul: "It's a sign! Make a new one!"
- Diablo
Jet Grind Radio
- Jer: "Don't take that police officer to the bathroom, Ash. That's really creepy."
- Jet Grind Radio
- Jer: "A train is going through you, at this second."
- Jet Grind Radio
- Ash: "Getting hit by buses: super-bad for your health."
- Jet Grind Radio
Kathleen Saves the World
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "Thanks for destroying the world, ass-hat!"
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: *sweetly* "Awwww... Thank you... Go fuck yourself."
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "I'm so mad. My face hurts from snarling."
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
South Park: The Stick of Truth
- Graham: "Oh hey, you're friends with Jesus."
- Kathleen: "Turns out Jesus is really easy to be friends with."
- Graham: "I should hope so."
- South Park: The Stick of Truth
A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
Main Article: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? Come on - we took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!" Video at 2:23:34
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Pardonfuck?"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Here, I've got something I need you to hold; it's called 'lots of bullets'." Video at 2:34:01
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"
- (to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children") Video at 2:03:50
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."
- After accidentally killing a civilian Video at 2:32:47
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "That was a reasonably good turn." *takes a drink of his beverage*
- As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door
- Cam: *nearly chokes on drink* "Hi!"
- Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat
- Cam: "Awww... You were important." Video at 2:34:46
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Put on your damn helmet, rookie!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within (repeatedly)
- Cam: "Even though it's in Edmonton"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"
- (to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." *fires* "Thank you."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "The Moonbase is mine now."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I found a pie in the fridge, and I'm gonna eat it, and deal with the consequences. But, I need pie right now."
- After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs amputated."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Alex: "What's that green thing? Is that a man?"
- Cam: "Um..."
- Alex: "Was it a man?"
- Cam: "Don't worry about it."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "We're almost definitely going to be tripping a group up here soon."
- Alex: "Wait? The pigeons?"
- Cam: "No, the pigeons are just hanging out."
- Alex: "I bet they're aliens."
- Cam: "Don't you hate on pigeons! You son of a bitch!"
- Alex: "I hate on alien pigeons."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Squaddie Devin Kerr: "Enemy spotted!"
- Alex and Cam: "D'oh!"
- Alex: "That's a lot of... man-zorrs..."
- Cam: "Eh... They'll be fine."
- Alex: "... running like purple monkeys inside."
- Cam: "..." *smiles* "Odd... OK..."
- Alex: "Well..."
- Cam: "Um..."
- Alex: "They look like purple monkeys."
- Cam: *mock offended* "Racist!"
- Alex: "That's...!" *throws hands in air* "Sure!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Alex: "I assume you only have one rocket per round. Right?"
- Cam: "Yeah."
- Alex: "That sucks, but it's reasonable, 'cause rockets don't grow on trees."
- Cam: "They definitely do not."
- Alex: "I don't think I wanna visit that tree, if there was..."
- Cam: "Yeah, no. The Rocket Tree?"
- Alex: *laughs*
- Cam: "The Rocket Tree is..."
- Alex: "Rocketry. Amateur Rocketry. It's like, we're going to pick some today, and you're going to be REEEEEEALLY careful."
- Cam: "Agreed."
- Alex: "Turns out turn-over in this job is very high... Just like the bloody chunks."
- Cam: "Welcome to the Rocketry Orchard!"
- (...)
- Cam: "The Rocket Tree, with the Farmer Von Braun."
- Alex: *laughs*
- Cam: "Watch out for Old Man Von Braun."
- Alex: *bad German accent* "'Vonce the rockets are up, who cares vhere they come down? That's not my department,' says Wernher Von Braun."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Aww, Dr. Vahlen, did someone take away one of your toys? File a complaint with HR."
- After destroying a Meld canister
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Alex: "What's that vortex?"
- Cam: "That's where Mexico used to be."
- Alex: "Used to be?"
- Cam: "Don't worry about it."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I'm glad this version of the Earth is doomed."
- Alex: "This doomed world-line."
- Cam "Yep. Every saved game that we pave results in the extinction of humans on that world, and by that point, I'm pretty happy. I could just sit here all night paving saved games and thinking: Seven billion, fourteen billion, twenty-one billion..."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "How is everyone this week? Doing well? Alright. Let's get y'all shot."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Six turns? If there's anything left moving on this map in six turns, I'm going to be disappointed."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "That's the third time today she's been strangled. She's basically Cheryl from Archer."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Our only other option is... well. Hm. That was our good option."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I never thought I'd be able to kill this many people in my life. Thank you, everyone."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "You. Rectify your earlier mistake."
- Soldier blows sectoid away
- Cam: "Adequate."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I want to missile you so hard."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Oh yeah, who's getting real food when we get back to base? (Asterisk.)"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I'd like to think my office would have bookshelves. Pillows. A eunuch with a palm frond. You know, the essentials."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: *opens door, tripping a group of sectoids* "Hi! Candygram!" *tosses a grenade*
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "If you want to see the end-game content, there's a really easy way to do that."
- Lars: "Play on easy like I did?"
- Cam: "...true."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Oh for fucking out loud."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: *after getting distracted by amusing rookie names* "Where was I going with this? I was definitely thinking words."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Oh, a new subscriber! freelance108, welcome to A Swiftly Tilting Cameron, be sure to add your name to the list so I can get you killed."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: *after talking about how much he likes the game, a soldier misses a 99% shot* "I fucking hate this game so much."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Lars: *after Rookie Han is the only one left alive* "You got this Han. You could say he's going solo."
- Cam: "I will kill you. I will actually kill you."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Attention aliens."
- *fires rocket*
- Cam: "Get wrecked."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Now, this assault guy should be able to-"
- *soldier annihilated*
- Cam: "...oh shit!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Let's get... Theatrical"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: *dismissing low-ranked soldiers in his home game* "Your contribution to Earth's defense has been noted. Thank you, come again."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: *After alien leader mentions something about power being in his grasp* "I'll put something in your grasp. No, wait, what?"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Welcome to Urf."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- *game crashes during final cut-scene*
- Cam: *headdesk*
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- *game crashes again, fails to give achievement*
- Cam: "Oh for titting fuck shit! Ball chunder!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- *game crashes a third time, fails to give achievement*
- Cam: "NO, YOU SON OF A... I'll KILL YOU! I! WILL! KILL! YOU!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- *final boss keeps reflecting attacks*
- Cam: "Dear mother-fucker: Get wrecked."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- *Cam tries to skip the final cut-scene*
- Cam: "Bypass all the encryptions!"
- *Windows home screen appears*
- Cam: "No, not like that!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam (shakily, after the third CTD): "When they said... 'Impossible'... I didn't think they actually meant..."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
Theif: The Dark Project
- *Cam turns a corner and runs straight into two guards*
- Cam: "...bother."
- Theif: The Dark Project
- Cam: "Hold still, I'm trying to sock you!"
- Theif: The Dark Project
Master of Orion 2
- Cam: "Aww, did your stupid shit get wrecked?"
- Master of Orion 2
- Cam: "Aww...our ships."
- Master of Orion 2
- Cam: "Oh, they've got tanks! I love watching tanks explode!"
- Master of Orion 2
- Cam: "Bye! I accidentally your entire colony."
- Master of Orion 2
Civilization V: Brave New World
- Cam (after rival civilization achieves classical era): "Shit. We're going to lose."
- Lars: "Wait, really?"
- Cam: "Oh, we're playing Emperor. We were never going to win."
- Civilization V: Brave New World
- Cam: "Chat, there is absolutely no circumstance under which you could get me to take my shirt off."
- Civilization V: Brave New World
- Cam (surprising a barbarian): "Did you guys forget about Dre? It's not recommended that you forget about Dre."
- Civilization V: Brave New World
Video Games with Video James
Minecraft
- James: *checking stream on the phone to check video quality* "Oh my God, move, me from the past!"
- Minecraft
- James: "Oh shit, there's a whole tree over there! Oh, wait. That's my tree. DURR!"
- Minecraft
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
- James: "How do I shield? How do I shield? Does anyone know how to shield?"
- Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
- James: "P.S. You can do magic now."
- Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
- NPC: "Welcome to Gorhart!"
- James: "Nobody cares."
- Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
- James: "You will know my name because wherever I go, there will be dead chickens in my path."
- Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
LRRMTG
- Graham: "Kathleen's at the gym, but she's coming back when she's done on the elliptical... which is just her reading The Economist."
- Magic: the Gathering Online
- Nirvana: "What does our deck even do?"
- Graham: *contemplating many cuts* "It kills people... It kills people really good."
- Magic: the Gathering Online
House of Stark
Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Friend balloon! Nooo!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Because God forbid I move A CHAIR."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet
- Graham: "Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham facepalms
- Graham: "When did this become a Rom-Com?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Maya: "He's eating them and making himself stronger! Because zombies are additive!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "That's what you're going to say, 'He just doesn't quit', as opposed to 'WHAT THE MOTHERING SHIT WAS THAT?!'"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Ha! Screw your bonsai tree!"
- Maya: "I spent so many years growing that tree!"
- Graham:" Yeah? Well, now an American is here to save from it."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "That is no longer Marco, that is a swarm of- what in the hell?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Only the finest Dim-Sum restaurants serve grenade launcher ammo with the meal."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Dix, I know this isn't your branch of the military, but do aircraft carriers usually have vats of lava?"
- Dix (in chat): "UH WHAT"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Chris Vs. Leon! Who will win? Nobody cares."
- Resident Evil 6
- Recurring:
- Graham: "SHOOT {Him/Her}!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Why aren't they talking in Chinese? Why are they using racist movie Chinese?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: *pushes enemy over rail* "Have a nice trip... See you next... eat my ass."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Oh no! I hate the testicle wasps!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "I mean come back, I guess? I don't really wish to associate with you further, but I think that's part of my mission."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Chris, level with me: how much have you had to drink today? Seriously?"
- Resident Evil 6
- As a three-story zombie appears
- Graham: "Uhm... question. Ya'll see that, right? I haven't had too much peanut sauce?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Hey; just cuz you've got your memory back doesn't make you the boss of me!" [pause] "That you are the Captain of this squad technically makes you the boss of me, but I still don't have to like it!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "J'avooooo...come out to plaaaaaayyyyy..."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Bruce Willis is, Jake Kickpunch in, 'Die Hard: Live Free, or Fuck Off'"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: *sees an icon on a corpse* "Can I vault that?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: *shoots zombies off a ladder one by one* "This is my new favorite thing!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "I don't like these guys. They're weird and... weird."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Oh! It's a cutscene. We're fine."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "35... money... for this textured pile?! Amazing!"
- (later)
- Graham: "35 money is an amount! These are on sale for 15!"
- Resident Evil 6
- *Graham sniping zombies*
- Graham: "Hey lady."
- *gunshot*
- Graham: "Hey dude."
- *gunshot*
- Graham: "Hey other lady."
- *gunshot*
- Resident Evil 6
- While fighting T-Rex!Simmons in a helicopter
- Graham: "Oh hey Dix. Again, not your branch of the military, but d'you have any idea how much ordnance a helicopter like this usually carries?"
- Dix: (in chat) "Absolutely no idea. Get back to me in like 2 years after I drop a Helicopter flight officer packet."
- Resident Evil 6
- Fighting Simmons
- Simmons: "Every last piece of you belongs to me!"
- Graham: "What, all of it? Including the taint? And the back of the knee?"
- Resident Evil 6
Minecraft
Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: *in Alan Wake near-monotone narration voice* "Demon fliers: They can get fucked."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: *in Alan Wake near-monotone narration voice* "Arizona: There ain't shit."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: *watching evil double wrap hand* "Is he making land-line knuckles? The worst garrote in the world? What is going on? He is making land-line knuckles... Why do we have to do this over Skype?"
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: *in "Dark" voice, in response to an on-screen command* "Tell me about the signal."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: "Okay, what do you want me to put in you: spiders or the D? Because I'm super not okay with one of them, and I probably shouldn't do the other one either."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: "Ha! Oh... I thought I had a different gun equipped. But it still worked out well, so my 'Ha!' still stands."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: "Everything's fine. We're just caught in a time loop."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: *in Alan Wake near-monotone narration voice* "Alan Wake. The man who came to kick ass and chew bubblegum and found himself, unfortunately, entirely out of gum."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Graham: "Wow, he just walked through that cactus like he did not care about his genitals."
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
- Kathleen: "Is his long term plan to kill Alan through Vitamin D deficiency?"
- Alan Wake's American Nightmare
Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: "What light is this?! What is lighting me?! I want to kill it!"
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: *lifts prisoner out of cage* "Yoink!"
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: *to chopper* "Do NOT land on my prisoners!"
- *chopper slowly descends above prisoners* "Don't do it."
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: *accidentally runs over a guy with the truck, alerting everyone* "Shit!"
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: *driving a tank, in a silly, ironic voice* "I'm being stealthy! Hello!" *fires tank's gun*
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: *mockingly* "We're engaged with an enemy force. We're getting married in the spring."
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
- Graham: "I think I just crushed a rat by diving on it."
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes
Goat Simulator
- Graham: "I can't disengage the blowhole!"
- Goat Simulator
- Alex: *as the all-traits-but-robot goat flails horrifyingly into the sky* "Godspeed, young cosmogoat."
- Goat Simulator
- Alex: *walks into in-game version of developer's studio with the all-traits-but-robot goat* "Mother! I have come for you! Why did you make me!?"
- Goat Simulator
- Kathleen: "They're still having their picnic."
- Graham: "Not for long!" *dumps whale on picnic table*
- Goat Simulator
Let's Nope
Outlast
- Alex: "Where the frick is the frickin' frick that I'm supposed to frick?"
- Outlast
- Alex: "Where's the 'bite your own tongue and bleed to death' button? Is it 'K"? No, that didn't work."
- Outlast
- Graham: *explaining why the stream went down* "I believe the technical term for this is the program shit its ass inside-out."
- Outlast
- Graham: "I expected worse."
- Alex: "Worse than getting your fingers cut off by a fucking toilet knife!?"
- Graham: "Toilet scissors, please."
- Outlast
- Graham: "Uh...what? LRRBot subscribed? Skynet, thank you for subscribing!"
- Outlast
- Alex hides in a locker
- Cam: "Canned meat."
- Alex: "Thanks Cam."
- Outlast
- Graham: "The laundry chute needs three fuses."
- Alex: "Three!?"
- Kathleen: "Get fucked!"
- Alex: "Fffffffffffffff"
- Outlast
- Alex: "He hasn't spaghetted us yet."
- Graham: "He's sphagetting right for you."
- Alex: "He can spaghett fucked."
- Outlast
- Alex opens door to find an ice tunnel
- Kathleen: "We're in a Bond lair."
- Outlast
- "Crumple Wiltskin" gets owned by the Walrider
- Alex (raises camera): "I'm YouTubing this shit!"
- Outlast'
- Alex finds a severed head in a jar
- Graham (muffled): "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least-favourite jar on the Citadel."
- Outlast'
- Game displays "New objective: Get out."
- Alex: "What do you mean *new* objective!?"
- Outlast'
Crossing the Streams
- Alex: *while being pursued by a pack of Creepers* "Oh shit. Double shit. A thousand shit."
- Minecraft: Super Hostile
- Graham: "I'm just going to-" *walks into lava* "...oh."
- Minecraft: Super Hostile
- *explosion*
- Alex *off-camera*: *screams*
- Minecraft: Super Hostile
- Graham: "AnimusFallen has just- OH GOD THERE'S SILVERFISH EVERYWHERE!"
- Minecraft: Super Hostile
- Graham: "I FOUND THE WOOL! IT'S THROUGH A ROOM OF NOTHING BUT DEATH!"
- Minecraft: Super Hostile
Non-LRL Streams
StreamBros
Titanfall
- Game: "Warning! Another titan is attacking you!"
- Matt: *facing and directly engaged in battle with said titan* "I can tell..."
- Titanfall
- Matt: *after shooting a teammate accidentally* "Something something, check your corners. Something something, friendly fire."
- Titanfall
- Andrew: "There are like 40 guys around."
- Matt: "They're inside this building."
- Andrew: *gets lost* "This? No..."
- Matt: "Clearly not in that part of the building. That is a wall, Andrew."
- Titanfall
- Matt (to Andrew): "There's a dude on that roof! There's a dude on that roof! You should shoot the dude on that roof!"
- Titanfall
- Matt: "Victory!"
- Andrew: "I shall celebrate by shooting that guy."
- Matt: "By shooting that dude straight in the face."
- Titanfall
- Andrew: *regarding microphone issues on the Kinect* "I think we're going in and out depending on..." *sound cuts out as he continues speaking*
- Titanfall
- Matt: "Basically, Ashton and myself, and uh... LeeLee and Andrew should all just get together and make our own sketch comedy troupe, with blackjack and hookers. It'll be great! LRR North!"
- Titanfall
- Matt: "Matt 'Bounces Off Walls' Wiggins!"
- Titanfall
- Andrew: "When we sign off of here in a little bit, we're going to watch the new Captain America movie."
- Matt: "CAPTAIN 'MERIKUH!"
- Andrew: "Holy shit, that game looks amazing!"
- Matt: "Uh... That's a movie."
- Andrew: "That movie looks amazing, too!"
- Matt: "I don't there is a new Captain Amovie..."
- Andrew: "I don't think so, either."
- Matt: "CAPTAIN AMOVIEKA!"
- Andrew: "Captain of Movies!"
- Titanfall
- Matt: *chooses "Massive Payload" burn card*
- Andrew: "Would you like to hear about my massive payload?"
- Matt: *turns to face Andrew slowly*
- Titanfall
- Matt: *checking the quotes page* "I don't remember saying half of these things."
- Titanfall
- Matt: "That's a titan. It can see you. And you're dead."
- Andrew: "That was just a guy."
- Matt: "That was an AI guy, too."
- Titanfall
Peggle 2
- Andrew: "Did I just de-op us from our own channel?"
- Peggle 2
- Matt: "Matt 'Has a ton of balls' Wiggins"
- Peggle 2