The Moose Sex Project

This week's episode is sans skeleton, unlike most coffins.

Vital Statistics

"Whooooooo cares?"

Date: June 26, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Cameron Lauder

Edited by: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: We've all RSVP'd +2
• A man in Iowa put a coffin up for sale on Craigslist, but did not mention there was a full skeleton still inside
• The nature conservancy of Canada has received a donation of 316 hectares of land on the border between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick to promote cross border moose sex
• Kathleen sings "It's beginning to look a lot like isthmus" about horny moose
• Mississippi is no longer the worst state to be a child - it is now the second worst state. Which is the worst? Guessing!
  • New Mexico
• Results of "Help Beej Improve His Pooping in a Squirrel-free Way" from last episode
  • Runner Up: A hydraulic pump that attaches straight to the ass
  • Winner: Bucket with toilet seat attached. Ensure there are no squirrels inside, poop, empty bucket on lawns of enemies or directly on squirrels
• Twinkies are coming back. Weirdly moist, cream filled overlords.

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