Soldiers of Fortune

Just what Feed Dump needed: Fortune Cards!

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Date: September 28, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Jeremy Petter, Paul Saunders

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere (supervised by: Graham Stark)

Wizards of the Coast sent the crew Fortune Cards for D&D, which they opted to use in Feed Dump.
News Word of the Week: Cubes
- Wait, gelatinous news?
Australia is protecting its most iconic marsupial by imposing tougher speed limits and building koala tunnels under the roads.
Jer plays "Shall We Dance?" forcing him and Graham to swap positions. The chair is comfier than the couch.
Jer reads: In Salt Lake City, thousands of people stripped to their underwear to protest "The Uptight Laws of Utah."
Jer reads: Texas is abolishing the tradition of last meals for prisoners on death row.
Jer must fall prone. Graham reclaims his chair.
- "I will do the rest of the Feed Dump from down here!"
In Huntington Beach, California, there was a dog-surfing competition.
Reports of a crashed plane in Ohio turned out to just be a prop at a waterpark.