Twitchazon

With a last-minute rewrite when the news came, let's look at Amazon buying Twitch. Also, "Fish Plays Street Fighter".

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Date: September 4, 2014

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Sick of your pets not pulling their weight around the house? Make them play games for you!

Stories

• Diablo: Ultimate Evil Edition will run at 1080p on the Xbox One.
• In a stunning turn of events, Amazon has bought Twitch. Kathleen provides commentary.
• A group of hackers called the Lizard Squad have DDOS'ed League of Legends, Diablo 3, and Hearthstone servers, and are now claiming to be actual terrorists.
• Fish can now play Street Fighter. Sort of.
• John Carmack's 9-year-old son has released a video game called Angry Face. It has a special "grandma" difficulty mode requested by his grandmother.

Coming Up

The Behemoth announces Game 4, and so far all we know about it is that a six-legged bear crashes into the Earth. So, another normal day around video-game-land.

Trivia

• Kathleen has returned.
• Next week is PAX.

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