Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie

To be safe, you should probably just avoid horror movies all together

Vital Statistics

Date: March 17, 2006

Category: X ways to Y

Appearing: Lissette, Graham, Morgan, Bill, and Kathleen

Writing: Unknown

Camera: Unknown

Editing: Graham

Music: X ways to Y Music

Location: Bill's Place v2.0

Synopsis

Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie, probably by Mr. Tiddlywinks

• Answer the Phone
• Answer the Door
• Say any of the following:
  • It's okay; he'll never find us in here.
  • It's okay; there's no way he could've gotten here before us.
  • Don't worry: it's all over.
  • Don't worry: he has a pathological fear of closets
  • Don't worry: he's dead. No one could've survived being hit be a cement truck, having all of his limbs severed, being burnned to a crisp, and then being crushed to death by a marching band.
  • Okay, don't worry. I'm not worried. Oh.
  • Okay, don't worry, I have a turkey and Havarti sandwhich.
  • Okay, we managed to escape, but we're still in terribly grave danger... but I think we'll be okay.
• Split Up
• Ignore The Warnings
• Be the Ethnic Minority (in this case South American)
• Wear a Red Shirt
• The Sam Raimi
• Infighting

Trivia

• This is the first X ways to Y to include dialog.
• The tarot reader, played by Graham, has a deck of Uno cards.

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