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{{ShowInfobox | {{ShowInfobox | ||
|ShowName=Unskippable | |ShowName=Unskippable | ||
− | |Logo=Unskippable | + | |Logo=Unskippable Logo 2022.png |
|Format=Cutscene Riffing | |Format=Cutscene Riffing | ||
|Creators=[[Graham Stark]], [[Paul Saunders]] | |Creators=[[Graham Stark]], [[Paul Saunders]] | ||
− | |Status= | + | |Status=Re-Uploading |
|Updates=Mondays | |Updates=Mondays | ||
− | |Host=The Escapist | + | |Host=The Escapist (2008 - 2015), YouTube (2022 -) |
− | |OriginalRun=November 19, 2008 - | + | |OriginalRun=November 19, 2008 - March 30, 2015 / July 13, 2022 - |
− | |AssociatedShows= Unskippable Let's Play | + | |AssociatedShows= [[#Unskippable: Let's Play|Unskippable: Let's Play]], [[:Category:Running Start|Running Start]] |
| | | | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | {{Quote | |
+ | |Quote=People confused about Graham Stark's appearance at the start of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6JNqMjouNc this video] obviously don't watch ''Unskippable'' and for that I pity them. | ||
+ | |WhoSaidIt=[[Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]] | ||
+ | |Context=in his review of [[Halo Wars]] | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | '''Unskippable''' is a video series by [[Paul Saunders|Paul]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]] on [[The Escapist]] that involves the two hosts commenting and responding to video game cutscenes. Once, they broadcasted their antics live on an [[Unskippable#Unskippable:_Let's_Play|Unskippable: Let's Play]], which gave rise to [[Graham & Paul Let's Play]]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | On July 13, 2022 it was announced that Bionic Trousers Media had re-aquired the ownership and rights to Unskippable and the entire archive. This meant that the original episodes could be re-uploaded in higher resolution; unless the original cutscene is lower resolution in which case, you get what you get. Some of the cutscene footage has also been rerecorded for better quality. | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
+ | ====Season Seven==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;" | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#5282ff; color:white;" | ||
+ | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:20%;" | Date | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 325 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Metal Wolf Chaos]] - Over-The-Top Presidential Mecha || March 30, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |I honestly can't think of a better game to end on. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 324 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Assassin's Creed Unity - Part 2]] || March 23, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Who speaks French in France? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 323 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Assassin's Creed Unity: Part 1]] - Who Are the Bad Guys Again? || March 16, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Abstergo Industries - "We're not at awful as Umbrella Corporation." | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 322 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark]] - Darkest Dark || March 9, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |The situation is dire in the darkest dark. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 321 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Alpha Prime]] - In Space, No One Can Hear How Awful Your Game Is || March 2, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |No really, this is truly terrible. Enjoy! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 320 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Sacred 3]] - Fantasy Power Rangers || February 23, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Let's all stand around a table and discuss the ills of the land. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 319 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue, Part 2]] - Corporate Espionage || February 16, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |What happened to my game about stabbing people in the throat in historical settings? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 318 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue, Part 1]] - French Rogue || February 9, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |So it's more Assassin's Creed: Black Flag? Yeah, I'm ok with that. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 317 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Far Cry 4, Part 2]] - This Won't Get Weird || February 2, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |It's very rude to text at the table. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 316 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Far Cry 4, Part 1]] - Karate Citizenship || January 26, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Should I stay or should I go? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 315 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Evil Within, Part 2]] - Subtle Psychological Horror? || January 19, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |This is supposed to be subtle psychological horror, right? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 314 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Evil Within]] - It's Game Over, Man || January 12, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Everyone I've talked to is super dead. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 313 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death]] || January 5, 2015 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Don't worry, it was just a light stab wound. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Season Six==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;" | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#180094; color:white;" | ||
+ | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:20%;" | Date | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 312 || 52 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare]] - Inserting in the LZ Down and Dirty || December 29, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Dang it, Will, now we'll never get our drop pod deposit back! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 311 || 51 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dragon Age: Inquisition]] - Giant Spiders, Nope! || December 22, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Spiders, larger spiders. Nope, nope, nope. Leaving now. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 310 || 50 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Alien: Isolation]] - Facehugger Only Wants To Feel Loved || December 15, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Abandoned derelict space station? What's the worst that could happen? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 309 || 49 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II]] || December 8, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |The incredible adventures of a professor and his ghost. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 308 || 48 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Drakengard 3]] - Oh God, There's So Much Blood || December 1, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Also, it's a bad day to be a narrator. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 307 || 47 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Murdered: Soul Suspect]] - This Guy Has Way Too Many Tattoos || November 24, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Seriously. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 306 || 46 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Bayonetta 2, Part 2]] - It Just Gets Weirder From Here || November 17, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Also, good luck explaining the part that happens at around 4 minutes to your parents if they walk in while you're watching this. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 305 || 45 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Bayonetta 2, Part 1]] - Never Jaywalk in New York City || November 10, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Bayonetta takes some personal time off and heads to New York for a shopping spree. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 304 || 44 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Watch Dogs]] - Hack The Mainframe (Or Something)! || November 3, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Well, at least they're not furiously typing on a keyboard in a van. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 303 || 43 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[One Piece: Unlimited World Red]] - The Seven Seas Got Weird || October 27, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Apparently, I know less about this show than I even thought I did. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 302 || 42 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dead Rising 3]] - Zombies! ...Again! || October 20, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |You think after 2 previous games, they'd get a handle on how to contain zombies. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 301 || 41 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Destiny]] - Eyes Up Guardian || October 13, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |It was the end, but it also was a beginning... of an end. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 300 || 40 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta]] - This Looks Familiar... || October 6, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |...But I'm sure it's nothing, given all the enthusiastic hand waving. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 299 || 39 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Asura's Wrath, Part 3]] - Exercising the Right to Bare Arms || September 29, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Press X to flex! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 298 || 38 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Asura's Wrath, Part 2]] - Hack The Planet (Into Pieces) || September 22, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |There ain't no drama like melodrama | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 297 || 37 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Asura's Wrath, Part 1]] - Unleash the Fury of Quick Time Events || September 15, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |There's a lot of anger in this game. Maybe Asura should take a minute and relax? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 296 || 36 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Pandora's Tower]] - Are We Sure This Isn't ''Resident Evil''? || September 8, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |The quest to rescue this princess is a little tricky in this one. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 295 || 35 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Killzone: Shadow Fall, Part 2]] - The Future Has Burlap Sacks || September 1, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |''Killzone'''s nonsensical intro continues! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 294 || 34 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Killzone: Shadow Fall, Part 1]] - None of This Makes Any Sense || August 25, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |''Killzone: Shadow Fall'''s opening sequence raises so many questions, but provides so few answers. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 293 || 33 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Amazing Spider-Man 2]] - AKA Peter's Unhealthy Quest for Revenge || August 18, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |In this game, we learn that Spider-Man has all the powers of a spider - ability to climb walls, create webs and have incredibly taut thighs. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 292 || 32 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Shadow Warrior]] - Ninjas Love Stan Bush || August 11, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |We like to think this is how all ninjas get psyched for battle. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 291 || 31 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories]] - Thank God for Subtitles || August 4, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Okay, who decided to make Donald Duck the one guy in charge of casting complicated magic spells? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 290 || 30 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix]] - There's a Metaphor In Here Somewhere... || July 28, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Man, whatever drugs this kid is on, I'd like to try some. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 289 || 29 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Witch and the Hundred Knight, Part 2]] - Apparently He's a Pokemon || July 21, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |The Hundred Knight meets his new overlord, and she's less than impressed that he can't emit liquid fire from various orifices. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 288 || 28 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Witch and the Hundred Knight]] - Being a Familiar Ain't Easy || July 14, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Man, little one-eyed blobs have it rough in the fantasy world. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 287 || 27 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[InFamous Second Son, Part 2]] - Smoke on the Water, Fire in this Guy || July 7, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Delsin can't catch a break, but he can sure as hell break stuff. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 286 || 26 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[InFamous Second Son, Part 1]] - Weakly Fight the Power || June 30, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |It's hard to fight The Man when you're related to him. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 285 || 25 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Farming Simulator 15 and More E3 2014 Trailers]] || June 23, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Graham and Paul riff on another batch of overhyped E3 trailers! Except for Farming Simulator 15, that one looks pretty legit. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 284 || 24 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[E3 Trailers 2014]] - Hype Train Edition! || June 16, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |E3 pulled out all the stops this year, to give us the best game (trailers) ever! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 283 || 23 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Bound by Flame]] - Zombies Be Scoutin' || June 9, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Zombie scouts can't be the most reliable scouts. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 282 || 22 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Way of the Samurai 3]] - How To Rock A Bald Spot || June 2, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Battles in the rain just aren't a whole lot of fun. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 281 || 21 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Wolfenstein: The New Order]] - War is Hell || May 26, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Why is everything on fire in this game? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 280 || 20 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Ryse: Son of Rome]] - Son of Combat Tutorial || May 19, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Further proof that Crytek has something against the letter 'I'. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 279 || 19 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls]] - Death Is Kind of a Jerk || May 12, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |On second thought, yeah, you probably should fear the reaper. You should fear him a lot. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 278 || 18 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Diablo 3]] - Stay Awhile and Listen... FOREVER || May 5, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Sometimes it's hard to decipher Deckard Cain's ramblings as either legitimate prophecy or senility. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 277 || 17 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes]] - As Narrated by Jack Bauer || April 28, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Also starring the Red Skull's lesser known cousin, Skull Face! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 276 || 16 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Ni no Kuni]] - Shortest Quest Ever || April 21, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Staring Ron Perlman as... well, pretty much everything over 6 feet tall. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 275 || 15 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Deception IV]] - Deceive Me Once, Shame On You, Deceive Me Four Times... || April 14, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |No one expects a surprise pendulum! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 274 || 14 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dark Souls 2]] - Death, Doom and Creepy Old Women || April 7, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Also, creepy giant fireflies. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 273 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Thief]] - How to Ruin a Robbery || March 31, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Thievin' ain't easy, especially when you act like an idiot. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 272 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories]] - Gardening in Hell || March 24, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Especially when people keep DROPPING STARS ONTO YOUR FLOWERS! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 271 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Grand Theft Auto V]] - Grand Theft Midlife Crisis || March 17, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |I think Michael needs a better therapist. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 270 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Batman: Arkham City]] - Worst Press Conference Ever || March 10, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Bruce Wayne hosts the worst press conference ever. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 269 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]] || March 3, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Unfortunately, there are parts of ''AC4: Black Flag'' that have a severe lack of pirates and high sea adventures. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 268 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns]] || February 24, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |And boy, she's quite mad she didn't get invited to this party. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 267 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Cold Fear]] || February 17, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |If the fear is so cold, maybe it should put on a sweater? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 266 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Guided Fate Paradox Part 2]] || February 10, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Congratulations on becoming God! Try not to let it go to your head. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 265 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Guided Fate Paradox Part 1]] || February 3, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |The compelling story of a guy who never wins anything, and the girl who browbeats him into gambling anyway. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 264 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Killer is Dead]] || January 27, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Somehow, I think the Moon is behind all this killing. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 263 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Call of Duty: Ghosts]] || January 20, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |I don't quite think the Ghostbusters are equipped to deal with this one. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 262 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Game of Thrones]] || January 13, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |In the game of thrones you win or you die. Sometimes both! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | 261 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist]] || January 6, 2014 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;" |Graham and Paul jump on the grenade for you and enter the sandy world that is Splinter Cell. | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Season Five==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;" | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#5282ff; color:white;" | ||
+ | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:20%;" | Date | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 260 || 52 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Anarchy Reigns]] || December 30, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Paul and Graham prove that ''Anarchy'' does indeed ''Reign''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 259 || 51 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Last of Us, Part 3]] || December 23, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take us further down the rabbit hole that is ''The Last of Us.'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 258 || 50 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Last of Us, Part 2]] || December 16, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Don't worry everything will be fine, promise. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 257 || 49 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Last of Us, Part 1]] || December 9, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |This can only end in tears. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 256 || 48 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Tales of Xillia]] || December 2, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take us all the way up the stairs to see ''Tales of Xillia''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 255 || 47 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Saints Row IV]] || November 25, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul get inducted into the Saints and bring us along for the ride. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 254 || 46 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Time & Eternity, Part 2]] || November 18, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Some weddings get Super Saiyan pretty damned quick. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 253 || 45 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Time & Eternity, Part 1]] || November 11, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Aren't weddings such magical affairs? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 252 || 44 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[007 Legends]] || November 4, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul get their license to kill. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 251 || 43 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[BEYOND: Two Souls]] || October 29, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul go beyond with ''BEYOND: Two Souls''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 250 || 42 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dynasty Warriors 8]] || October 21, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Did that horse just do a barrel roll? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 249 || 41 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Defiance]] || October 14, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul defy your expectations in their look at ''Defiance''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 248 || 40 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Lost Planet 3]] || October 7, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Join Graham and Paul as they find Nicolas Cage stranded on an island covered in cliche. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 247 || 39 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Remember Me, Part 2]] || September 30, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |You may have forgotten but remember to check out part two of ''Remember Me''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 246 || 38 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Remember Me, Part 1]] || September 23, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Wait, what was I talking about? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 245 || 37 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dark]] || September 16, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Paul and Graham get dark for this very special episode dedicated to those Vampires that we hold dear. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 244 || 36 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[God of War: Ascension]] || September 9, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Kratos once again finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 243 || 35 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 2]] || September 2, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Join Graham and Paul as they try to understand the reasoning behind this game. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 242 || 34 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1]] || August 26, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |E3 would definitely be more entertaining if it was like this game. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 241 || 33 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dead Space 3]] || August 19, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Boundless energy, or not turning into a horrible monster? In ''Dead Space 3'', nobody can hear you scream after you make a really, really stupid decision. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 240 || 32 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Metro: Last Light, Part Two]] || August 12, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul go further down the rabbit hole that is the Moscow metro. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 239 || 31 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Atelier Ayesha]] || August 5, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take us on a long and unnecessarily winding road. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 238 || 30 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Metro: Last Light, Part One]] || July 29, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul travel to the not so distant future to give us a good look at the Russian subway system. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 237 || 29 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance]] || July 22, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Sometimes security isn't really all that secure. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 236 || 28 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Resident Evil Revelations]] || July 15, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take us into the zombie infected future of 2005. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 235 || 27 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Injustice: Gods Among Us]] || July 8, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take us through a decimated Metropolis. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 234 || 26 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dead Island Riptide]] || July 1, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |This week we catch up with the few people that just can't get away from the zombie outbreak no matter where they go. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 233 || 25 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[BioShock Infinite]] || June 24, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take you on a relaxing trip to Columbia. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 232 || 24 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[E3 2013 Trailers]] || June 17, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul give us a brief tour of what was shown at this E3. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 231 || 23 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Spec Ops: The Line]] || June 10, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take us through the sandy desert in order to bring us to ''Spec Ops: The Line.'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 230 || 22 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Aliens: Colonial Marines]] || June 3, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |This week we learn how to avoid danger by ignoring distress calls. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 229 || 21 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Call of Duty: Black Ops II]] || May 27, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Paul and Graham take you into the game that takes you so deep into a flashback you won't know where, or when, you are. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 228 || 20 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Crysis 3]]|| May 20, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Paul and Graham become entangled in a Crysis ... 3. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 227 || 19 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel]] || May 13, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Why do they wear those highly reflective and noticeable masks again? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 226 || 18 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Resident Evil 6]] || May 6, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul do their best to make it through the daunting opening of ''Resident Evil 6''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 225 || 17 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two]] || April 29, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take you into the cartoonishly cartoonish world of Mickey and Oswald, the lucky rabbit. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 224 || 16 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[DmC: Devil May Cry]] || April 22, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul follow Dante as he makes a bad decision or two. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 223 || 15 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Amazing Spider-Man, Part Two]]|| April 15, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul watch helplessly as Peter Parker goes where he shouldn't go. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 222 || 14 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Amazing Spider-Man, Part One]] || April 8, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Graham and Paul take you through the hallowed halls of Ocsorp. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 221 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Yakuza: Dead Souls]] || April 1, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |That's right, this game's about zombies and organized crime. In Japan! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 220 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Hitman Absolution]]|| Mar 25, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Agent 47's super secret assassination organization must work with some sort of super secret stamp manufacturer. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 219 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Halo 4]] || March 18, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Before you ask, no, we still don't get to see what Master Chief looks like under the helmet. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 218 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Assassin's Creed 3]] || March 11, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Apparently the Animus makes you immune to carrying boxes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 217 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Tales of Graces F - Part Two]]|| March 4, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Finally we get to see the origin story of Master Blaster. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 216 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Tales of Graces F - Part One]] || February 25, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Two friends are out adventuring when suddenly ... ANIME! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 215 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[XCOM: Enemy Unknown]] || February 18, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Paul and Graham give you a great view of the alien invasion. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 214 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Far Cry 3]] || February 11, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |''Far Cry 3'' seems like Outward Bound with some serious consequences. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 213 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Orphen: Scion of Sorcery]] || February 4, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Orphen may or may not be an actual orphan. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 212 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Borderlands 2]] || January 28, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Join Graham and Paul as they learn about vaults and the people who hunt them. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 211 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Sleeping Dogs]] || January 21, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Join Graham and Paul as they try and find out just how easy it is to get into organized crime. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 210 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Final Fantasy XIII-2]] || January 14, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Join Graham and Paul as they're dropped into the middle of an epic battle. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 209 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dishonored]]|| January 7, 2013 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="4" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;" |Teleporting assassins? Isn't that kind of cheating? | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Season Four==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;" | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#180094; color:white;" | ||
+ | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:20%;" | Original Airing Date ||style="width:20%;" | Re-Upload Date | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 208 || 53 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dead or Alive 5]]|| December 31, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul ponder cleavage and poor office attire. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 207 || 52 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier]]|| December 24, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Unlike the Call of Duty franchise, Future Soldier features geese. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 206 || 51 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2]]|| December 17, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|You have been tasked with the simple task of saving the free world. No pressure. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 205 || 50 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Silent Hill: Downpour, Part Two]]|| December 10, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|This week we have an lesson in proper bus behavior. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 204 || 49 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Silent Hill: Downpour, Part One]]|| December 3, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|In the first leg of Silent Hill: Downpour they take a good long look at Phillip Seymour Hoffman in prison. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 203 || 48 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[SoulCalibur V]]|| November 26, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Zany swords are all the rage among fighters in the SoulCalibur universe. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 202 || 47 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Starhawk]]|| November 19, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Space westerns that you might forget occur in space. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 201 || 46 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Armored Core V]]|| November 12, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|This story of a giant hole in the ground just got exciting. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 200 || 45 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Lollipop Chainsaw]]|| November 5, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|You don't want to skip this information filled romp through Lollipop Chainsaw. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 199 || 44 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Prototype 2, Part Two]]|| October 29, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Prototype 2, now with three colors. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 198 || 43 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Prototype 2, Part One]]|| October 22, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|This Mercer guy seems to be a bad egg. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 197 || 42 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Darksiders 2]]|| October 15, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Death, the winner of the Got Your Nose competition. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 196 || 41 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Atelier Meruru, Part Three]]|| October 8, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The thrilling tale of Princess Meruru comes to an explosive conclusion. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 195 || 40 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Atelier Meruru, Part Two]]|| October 1, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The epic tale of a princess who is woefully under-dressed for a walk outside the castle. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 194 || 39 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Atelier Meruru, Part One]]|| September 24, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|One of the most elaborate and expensive jokes comes to Unskippable. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 193 || 38 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Inversion]]|| September 17, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|This game wishes that you would invert your taste in games. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 192 || 37 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Witcher 2, Part 2]]|| September 10, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"| The Witcher 2 and the punching mini-game. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 191 || 36 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[The Witcher 2, Part 1]]|| September 3, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"| Since leaving the PS2 in the past where it belongs, Paul and Graham enter this century. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 190 || 35 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Drakan - The Ancients' Gates]]|| August 27, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|I think that I speak for everyone here when I say that I hope she gets to finally see her dragon. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 189 || 34 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Trapt]]|| August 20, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|A game where you run away and set off traps. So ... really gripping stuff. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 188 || 33 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Death by Degrees]]|| August 13, 2012|| | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The female Tekken characters just can't catch a break with their costumes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 187 || 32 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Atelier Iris 3]]|| August 6, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul are going back to the PS2 for the month of August. There's a lot of games they missed. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 186 || 31 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[DarkStar One: Broken Alliance]]|| July 30, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|So what does an Escort Pilot do, anyway? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 185 || 30 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Max Payne 3, Part 2]]|| July 23, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul were like two startled gophers ... they also didn't understand this scene. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 184 || 29 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Max Payne 3, Part 1]]|| July 16, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose. | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | |||
+ | | 183 || 28 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Ninja Gaiden 3]]|| July 9, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|If "gaiden" means "side-story", what the hell is the '''main''' story?! | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | |||
+ | | 182 || 27 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[NeverDead]]|| July 2, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Death. Not even once. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 181 || 26 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[White Knight Chronicles II, Part 2]]|| June 25, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|If you look closely you can see your character. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 180 || 25 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1]]|| June 18, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 179 || 24 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Dragon's Dogma]]|| June 11, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The amazing adventures of Default Guy and the giant Dragon. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 178 || 23 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Godfather 2]]|| June 4, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Not as good as the first one, and way not as good as the movies. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 177 || 22 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning]]|| May 28, 2012 || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Worst place to wake up after a night of drinking? Dead body pile. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 176 || 21 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 176 - Syndicate|Syndicate]]|| May 21, 2012 || March 27, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Who exactly wouldn't want a chip in their head? I guess that it is the next step after smart phones. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 175 || 20 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 175 - The Darkness 2|The Darkness 2]]|| May 14, 2012 || March 25, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Sometimes, being the head of a crime family isn't all it's cracked up to be. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 174 || 19 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 174 - Sacred 2: Fallen Angel|Sacred 2: Fallen Angel]]|| May 7, 2012 || March 20, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Intro to an epic fantasy game or Power Rangers action scene? You decide. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 173 || 18 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 173 - Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part Two|Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part Two]]|| April 30, 2012 || March 13, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|16 quips, Desmond freaks out and Ezio kicks ass. Both literally and as objective descriptor. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 172 || 17 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 172 - Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One|Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One]]|| April 23, 2012 || March 11, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 171 || 16 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 171 - Yakuza 4 - Part 2|Yakuza 4 - Part 2]]|| April 16, 2012 || March 6, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The ongoing adventures of Japan's slowest paced gangsters. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 170 || 15 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 170 - Yakuza 4 - Part 1|Yakuza 4 - Part 1]]|| April 9, 2012 || March 4, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Join us for the adventure of a lifetime: Japanese man answers phone! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 169 || 14 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 169 - Knight's Contract|Knight's Contract]]|| April 2, 2012 || February 28, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Zombie-proof chest sounds like a great thing to have. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 168 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 168 - Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai|Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai]]|| March 26, 2012 || February 26, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 167 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 167 - Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two|Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two]]|| March 19, 2012 || February 21, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Mr. Lennox meets a man who is apparently the CEO of Hell. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 166 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 166 - Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One|Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One]]|| March 12, 2012 || February 19, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|When you used to be an angel, everything sucks. Especially the textures. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 165 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 165 - Deus Ex: Human Revolution|Deus Ex: Human Revolution]]|| March 5, 2012 || February 14, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 164 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 164 - Spider-Man: Edge of Time|Spider-Man: Edge of Time]]|| February 27, 2012 || February 12, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Parker & O'Hara: They fight crime, through time! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 163 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 163 - Dead Island|Dead Island]]|| February 20, 2012 || February 7, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|At what point will zombies cease to be a surprise? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 162 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 162 - Lord of the Rings: War in the North|Lord of the Rings: War in the North]] || February 13, 2012 || February 5, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Featuring all the LotR characters you love... mentioned in vague references, while you play as a bunch of nobodies. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 161 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 161 - L.A. Noire|L.A. Noire]]|| February 6, 2012 || January 31, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|We cut out the item examinations and the game is 5 minutes long. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 160 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 160 - X-Men: Destiny|X-Men: Destiny]]|| January 30, 2012 || January 24, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Warning: Playable characters do not contain actual X-Men™ | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 159 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 159 - Cursed Crusade|Cursed Crusade]]|| January 23, 2012 || January 22, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 158 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 158 - Rage|Rage]]|| January 16, 2012 || January 17, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Such an angry name for such a benign game. | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | |||
+ | | 157 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"|[[Unskippable 157 - Shadows of the Damned|Shadows of the Damned]]|| January 9, 2012 || January 15, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|In which two grown men an/or demons stand around awkwardly and compare penis size. | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | |||
+ | | 156 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 156 - Alice: Madness Returns|Alice: Madness Returns]]|| January 2, 2012 || January 10, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Alice's memories help the madness make its triumphant return. | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
====Season Three==== | ====Season Three==== | ||
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− | + | |[[#top]] | |
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− | + | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;" | |
− | + | |- style="background-color:#5282ff; color:white;" | |
− | + | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:20%;" | Original Airing Date ||style="width:20%;" | Re-Upload Date | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 155 || 52 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 155 - Socom 4|Socom 4]]|| December 26, 2011 || January 8, 2024 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Socom 4 makes walls fun for everyone. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 154 || 51 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 154 - Atelier Totori|Atelier Totori]]|| December 19, 2011 || January 3, 2024 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Witness a girl trying to do alchemy, in a game trying to be fun. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
+ | | 153 || 50 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 153 - Dark Souls|Dark Souls]]|| December 12, 2011 || January 1, 2024 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|We where mislead, the souls are wholly visible. They aren't even DIM souls. Fail. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 152 || 49 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 152 - Dungeon Siege 3|Dungeon Siege 3]]|| December 5, 2011 || December 27, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|A tale of rebellion, intrigue and pointedly complete names. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 151 || 48 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 151 - Captain America|Captain America]] || November 28, 2011 || December 25, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|It's important to accessorize and shields go with everything. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 150 || 47 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 150 - Driver: San Francisco|Driver: San Francisco]] || November 21, 2011 || December 20, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|The story of a man, a different man, a car, a truck and an RPG. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 149 || 46 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 149 - Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel|Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel]] || November 14, 2011 || December 18, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 148 || 45 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 148 - Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 2|Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 2]] || November 7, 2011 || December 13, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 147 || 44 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 147 - Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 1|Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 1]] || October 31, 2011 || December 11, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Answer the call of Juarez | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 146 || 43 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 146 - Mortal Kombat (2011)|Mortal Kombat (2011)]] || October 24, 2011 || December 6, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Choose your destiny. Protip: Make it not be this game. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 145 || 42 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 145 - Drakengard 2|Drakengard 2]] || October 17, 2011 || December 4, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul step through their PS2 portal. That was their first mistake. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 144 || 41 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 144 - Space Marine|Space Marine]] || October 10, 2011 || November 29, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|To quote the only piece of Ork dialogue in the game, "Spacemarine!" | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 143 || 40 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 143 - Metroid: Other M Part 2|Metroid: Other M Part 2]] || October 3, 2011 || November 27, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Samus continues monologuing her way through a space adventure. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 142 || 39 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 142 - Metroid: Other M Part 1|Metroid: Other M Part 1]] || September 26, 2011 || November 22, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Metroid goes with the other M. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 141 || 38 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 141 - Sonic and the Black Knight|Sonic and the Black Knight]] || September 19, 2011 || November 20, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 140 || 37 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 140 - Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers|Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers]] || September 12, 2011 || November 15, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|It's not that it's a bad game, it just wasn't the game Graham and Paul were expecting. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 139 || 36 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 139 - Call of Duty: Black Ops|Call of Duty: Black Ops]] || September 5, 2011 || November 13, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 138 || 35 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 138 - Fallout: New Vegas|Fallout: New Vegas]] || August 29, 2011 || November 8, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|What happens in New Vegas is covered with a layer of grime. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 137 || 34 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 137 - Dragon Age II|Dragon Age II]] || August 22, 2011 || November 6, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|There's dragons, it's an age... finally! A game delivers! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 136 || 33 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 136 - Dead Space 2|Dead Space 2]] || August 15, 2011 || November 1, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 135 || 32 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 135 - Hunted: The Demon's Forge|Hunted: The Demon's Forge]] || August 8, 2011 || October 30, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 134 || 31 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 134 - Two Worlds 2|Two Worlds 2]] || August 1, 2011 || October 25, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Does this make it four worlds? Would four worlds even be better? We don't think so. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 133 || 30 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 133 - Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic the Hedgehog]] || July 25, 2011 || October 23, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Everyone's favorite hedgehog teleports into someone else's game. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 132 || 29 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 132 - Dark Void|Dark Void]] || July 18, 2011 || October 18, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|A game named after the act of using the toilet with the lights off, yay! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 131 || 28 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 131 - Crysis 2 Part 2|Crysis 2 Part 2]] || July 11, 2011 || October 16, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 130 || 27 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 130 - Crysis 2 Part 1|Crysis 2 Part 1]] || July 4, 2011 || October 11, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 129 || 26 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 129 - Homefront|Homefront]]|| June 27, 2011 || October 9, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|When Korea takes over America, they also kind of lose. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 128 || 25 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 128 - Legend of the Guardians|Legend of the Guardians]] || June 20, 2011 || October 4, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul like the part where the owls talk like people. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 127 || 24 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 127 - Star Wars: The Old Republic|Star Wars: The Old Republic]] || June 13, 2011 || October 2, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This is what happens when you release your entire intro. Graham and Paul get ahold of it. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 126 || 23 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 126 - Madworld|Madworld]] || June 6, 2011 || September 27, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|None of these are familiar places OR familiar faces. They're all grim. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 125 || 22 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 125 - Venetica: Part 2|Venetica: Part 2]] || May 30, 2011 || September 25, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 124 || 21 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 124 - Venetica: Part 1|Venetica: Part 1]] || May 23, 2011 || September 20, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|In which Paul ruins everything. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 123 || 20 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 123 - Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World|Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World]] || May 16, 2011 || September 18, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 122 || 19 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 122 - Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper|Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper]] || May 9, 2011 || September 13, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no). | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 121 || 18 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 121 - Monster Hunter Tri|Monster Hunter Tri]]|| May 2, 2011 || September 11, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 120 || 17 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 120 - Prison Break|Prison Break]] || April 25, 2011 || September 6, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Well, it's got a prison at least, so it's at least half right. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 119 || 16 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 119 - Atelier Rorona|Atelier Rorona]] || April 18, 2011 || September 4, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 118 || 15 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 118 - Front Mission Evolved: Part 2|Front Mission Evolved: Part 2]]|| April 11, 2011 || August 30, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Programmer Guy takes his Wizard Wanzer out for a spin near Percival. It goes poorly. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 117 || 14 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 117 - Front Mission Evolved: Part 1|Front Mission Evolved: Part 1]] || April 4, 2011 || August 28, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|When you absolutely need mechanized military support, just call Programmer Guy and Valley Girl. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 116 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 116 - Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions|Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions]] || March 28, 2011 || August 23, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|In which Stan Lee is again rolled out to lend it some credibility. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 115 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 115 - R.U.S.E.|R.U.S.E.]] || March 21, 2011 || August 21, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|It's another WWII game, but this time: Dimly lit. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 114 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 114 - Red Dead Redemption|Red Dead Redemption]] || March 14, 2011 || August 16, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|A man arrives, walks, sits, and travels. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 113 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 113 - Fable 3|Fable 3]] || March 7, 2011 || August 14, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|The best morality-based poultry simulator since BioCluck. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 112 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 112 - Mafia II|Mafia II]] || February 28, 2011 || August 9, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Paul and Graham try to avoid sleeping with the fishes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 111 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 111 - Dead Rising 2: Part 3|Dead Rising 2: Part 3]] || February 21, 2011 || August 7, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul finally defeat the ever-returning undead cutscene. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 110 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 110 - Dead Rising 2: Part 2|Dead Rising 2: Part 2]] || February 14, 2011 || August 2, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Chuck faces off with his ultimate nemesis: Catty women. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 109 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 109 - Dead Rising 2: Part 1|Dead Rising 2: Part 1]] || February 7, 2011 || July 31, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul take to Dead Rising 2 like a paddlesaw to zombies. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 108 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 108 - Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom|Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom]] || January 31, 2011 || July 26, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 107 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 107 - Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage|Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage]] || January 24, 2011 || July 24, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 106 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 106 - Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]] || January 17, 2011 || July 19, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 105 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 105 - Enslaved|Enslaved]] || January 10, 2011 || July 17, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 104 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 104 - Vanquish: Part 2|Vanquish: Part 2]] || January 3, 2011 || July 12, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right? | ||
+ | |} | ||
====Season Two==== | ====Season Two==== | ||
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− | + | |- style="background-color:#180094; color:white;" | |
− | + | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:10%;" | Original Airing Date ||style="width:10%;" | Re-Upload Date | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 103 || 52 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 103 - Vanquish: Part 1|Vanquish: Part 1]] || December 27, 2010 || July 10, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 102 || 51 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 102 - Blood Stone|Blood Stone]] || December 20, 2010 || July 5, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|James Bond, permanent-scowl champion 2010, returns to kick martinis and drink butt. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 101 || 50 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 101 - Beowulf|Beowulf]] || December 13, 2010 || July 3, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|One of the greatest mythic heroes travels through the vast Uncanny Valley. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 100 || 49 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 100 - A Guide to Cinematics|Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics]] || December 6, 2010 || June 28, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good". | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 99 || 48 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 099 - Yakuza 3: Part 2|Yakuza 3: Part 2]] || November 29, 2010 || June 26, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Rush to discover the thrilling conclusion of real estate matters. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 98 || 47 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 098 - Yakuza 3: Part 1|Yakuza 3: Part 1]] || November 22, 2010 || June 21, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Watch in awe as the world's least interesting gangsters faff about. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 97 || 46 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 097 - Clash of the Titans|Clash of the Titans]] || November 15, 2010 || June 19, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 96 || 45 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 096 - White Knight Chronicles: Part 2|White Knight Chronicles: Part 2]] || November 8, 2010 || June 14, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 95 || 44 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 095 - White Knight Chronicles: Part 1|White Knight Chronicles: Part 1]] || November 1, 2010 || June 12, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names. | |
− | + | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 94 || 43 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 094 - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow|Castlevania: Lords of Shadow]] || October 25, 2010 || June 7, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 93 || 42 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 093 - Battlefield: Bad Company 2|Battlefield: Bad Company 2]] || October 18, 2010 || June 5, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 92 || 41 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 092 - Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War|Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War]] || October 11, 2010 || May 31, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 91 || 40 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 091 - Warhammer Battle March|Warhammer Battle March]] || October 4, 2010 || May 29, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 90 || 39 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 090 - Fracture|Fracture]] || September 27, 2010 || May 24, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 89 || 38 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 089 - Transformers: War for Cybertron|Transformers: War for Cybertron]] || September 20, 2010 || May 22, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Is Cybertron really worth going to WAR over? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 88 || 37 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 088 - Mini Ninjas|Mini Ninjas]] || September 13, 2010 || May 17, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 87 || 36 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 087 - Arc Rise Fantasia|Arc Rise Fantasia]] || September 6, 2010 || May 15, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 86 || 35 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 086 - No More Heroes 2|No More Heroes 2]] || August 30, 2010 || May 10, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Maybe there's no more heroes because no one likes hanging out with jerks. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 85 || 34 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 085 - Epic Mickey|Epic Mickey]] || August 23, 2010 || May 8, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 84 || 33 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 084 - Alpha Protocol|Alpha Protocol]] || August 16, 2010 || May 3, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 83 || 32 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 083 - Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway|Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway]] || August 9, 2010 || May 1, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 82 || 31 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 082 - Jumper: Griffin's Story|Jumper: Griffin's Story]] || August 2, 2010 || April 26, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 81 || 30 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 081 - Dead to Rights: Retribution|Dead to Rights: Retribution]] || July 26, 2010 || April 24, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|A man and his dog. And the people they kill, violently. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 80 || 29 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 080 - Aliens vs. Predator|Aliens vs. Predator]] || July 19, 2010 || April 19, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 79 || 28 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 079 - Lost Planet 2: Part 2|Lost Planet 2: Part 2]] || July 12, 2010 || April 17, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The Akrid action continues, in the epic second half! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 78 || 27 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 078 - Lost Planet 2: Part 1|Lost Planet 2: Part 1]] || July 5, 2010 || April 12, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The sequel the pilot episode! And yet, the armadillo... | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 77 || 26 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 077 - Final Fantasy 13|Final Fantasy 13]] || June 29, 2010 || April 5, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|But this time, it's for real... | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 76 || 25 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 076 - E3 2010 Trailers|E3 2010 Trailers]] || June 22, 2010 || April 3, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|So many E3 trailers, so few that look good. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 75 || 24 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 075 - Hybrid Heaven|Hybrid Heaven]] || June 15, 2010 || March 29, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul go back, to the age of N64 and pointy helmet hair. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 74 || 23 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 074 - Legendary|Legendary]] || June 8, 2010 || March 27, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul take a peek inside Pandora's Box. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 73 || 22 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 073 - Nier|Nier]] || June 1, 2010 || March 22, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|In a snow-ridden city, a blonde guy unleashes a book monster. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 72 || 21 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 072 - Deadly Premonition: Part 2|Deadly Premonition: Part 2]] || May 25, 2010 || March 20, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|At last, the FBI agent arrives to solve the mystery. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 71 || 20 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 071 - Deadly Premonition: Part 1|Deadly Premonition: Part 1]] || May 18, 2010 || March 15, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 70 || 19 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 070 - Splinter Cell: Conviction|Splinter Cell: Conviction]] || May 11, 2010 || March 13, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Sam Fisher teaches his daughter a valuable lesson in darkness. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 69 || 18 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 069 - Magna Carta 2|Magna Carta 2]] || May 4, 2010 || March 8, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|An evil king takes over, and only a lazy kid can save the day. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 68 || 17 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 068 - Zoids Assault|Zoids Assault]] || April 26, 2010 || March 6, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|-|courtroom sketches finally get their own game. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 67 || 16 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 067 - Resonance of Fate|Resonance of Fate]] || April 19, 2010 || March 1, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Wouldn't it suck if it was foggy out when you jumped to your death? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 66 || 15 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 066 - Dante's Inferno|Dante's Inferno]] || April 12, 2010 || February 27, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Take a trip to hell, in style. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 65 || 14 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 065 - Battlefield: Bad Company|Battlefield: Bad Company]] || April 5, 2010 ||February 22, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 64 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 064 - Final Fantasy III|Final Fantasy III]] || March 29, 2010 || February 20, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Brooding and the impossible hairdo go together like guns and swords. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 63 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 063 - Vampire Rain|Vampire Rain]] || March 22, 2010 || February 15, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Humans are fast becoming a minority in this dark and rainy world. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 62 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 062 - Stormrise|Stormrise]] || March 15, 2010 || February 13, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Firestorms erupt all over the world, and our only hope is a frozen guy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 61 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 061 - Folklore|Folklore]] || March 8, 2010 || February 8, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The mysterious City of the Dead is just a call away, or you can get there in a boat. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 60 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 060 - Avatar|Avatar]] || March 1, 2010 || February 6, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude? | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 59 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 059 - Bayonetta|Bayonetta]] || February 22, 2010 || February 1, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 58 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 058 - Bullet Witch|Bullet Witch]] || February 15, 2010 || January 30, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 57 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 057 - Assassin's Creed 2|Assassin's Creed 2]] || February 8, 2010 || January 25, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 56 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 056 - Darksiders|Darksiders]] || February 1, 2010 || January 23, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 55 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 055 - Sonic Unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]] || January 25, 2010 || January 18, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Evil robots are no match for a cartoon rodent that can run fast. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 54 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 054 - The Saboteur|The Saboteur]] || January 18, 2010 || January 16, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|The sights... in France aren't the only point of interest for an Irishman. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 53 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 053 - The Last Remnant, Part 2|The Last Remnant, Part 2]] || January 11, 2010 || January 11, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|With the battle now over, our heroes struggle to make sense of a flashback. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 52 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 052 - The Last Remnant|The Last Remnant]] || January 4, 2010 || January 9, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #180094;"|Graham and Paul get swept into a massive battle of sub-epic proportion. | ||
+ | |} | ||
====Season One==== | ====Season One==== | ||
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− | + | |style="width:12%;" | # in Series || style="width:8%;" | # in Season || Title ||style="width:10%;" | Original Airing Date ||style="width:10%;" | Re-Upload Date | |
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− | + | | 51 || 51 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 051 - Halo Wars|Halo Wars]]|| December 28, 2009 || January 4, 2023 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Be sure to always get the HEATED codpiece. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 50 || 50 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 050 - Dragon Age: Origins|Dragon Age: Origins]]|| December 21, 2009 || January 2, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Once again, the Bards are under represented. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 49 || 49 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 049 - Zone of the Enders|Zone of the Enders]]|| December 14, 2009 || December 28, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| A little boy runs from giant mechs, in spaaaace! | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 48 || 48 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 048 - Devil May Cry 4|Devil May Cry 4]]|| December 7, 2009 || December 26, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Dante and Nero show their brotherly love, with swords and guns. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 47 || 47 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 047 - Halo 3: ODST|Halo 3: ODST]] || November 30, 2009 || December 21, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul meet a crack team of <del>space pirates</del> military specialists that seem to fall for everything. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 46 || 46 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 046 - Jak II|Jak II]] || November 23, 2009 || December 19, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Jak and Daxter take a trip to another world, dragging Graham and Paul along. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 45 || 45 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 045 - Left 4 Dead|Left 4 Dead]]|| November 16, 2009 || December 14, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Evading a swarm of <del>zombies</del> mutants is just a matter of crossing the street. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 44 || 44 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 044 - Final Fantasy XII|Final Fantasy XII]]|| November 9, 2009 || December 12, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul have an adventure in the land of riding chickens and bunny people. | |
− | + | ||
− | + | |-style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | |
− | + | | 43 || 43 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 043 - Borderlands|Borderlands]]|| November 2, 2009 || December 7, 2022 | |
− | + | |- | |
− | + | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul take a bus ride through the desert world of Pandora. | |
− | + | ||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 42 || 42 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 042 - Genji: Days of the Blade|Genji: Days of the Blade]]|| October 26, 2009 || December 5, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul visit an ancient land of legend, and cliches. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 41 || 41 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 041 - Too Human|Too Human]]|| October 19, 2009 || November 30, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul have a run-in with Vikings... from the future | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 40 || 40 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 040 - Viking|Viking]]|| October 12, 2009 || November 28, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul get caught in the middle of an epic battle between Vikings and spiky guys. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 39 || 39 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 039 - Dark Messiah|Dark Messiah]] || October 5, 2009 || November 23, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul have a look at some Might and Magic, in an evil lair that clearly isn't up to code. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 38 || 38 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 038 - Prototype|Prototype]] || September 28, 2009 || November 21, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul follow a dead guy with super powers. Don't worry - he's just a Prototype. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 37 || 37 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 037 - Dark Sector|Dark Sector]] || September 21, 2009 || November 16, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul take a look at the light side of Dark Sector. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 36 || 36 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 036 - Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena|Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena]] || September 14, 2009 || November 14, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| The power and sneakiness of Vin Diesel is only matched by Graham and Paul's cleverness. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 35 || 35 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 035 - Red Faction: Guerrilla|Red Faction: Guerrilla]] || September 7, 2009 || November 9, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week, Graham and Paul have some fun in the Martian sun. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 34 || 34 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 034 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 5|Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 5]] || August 31, 2009 || November 7, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| The final installment of Metal Gear August introduces a device of literary proportions. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 33 || 33 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 033 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 4|Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 4]] || August 24, 2009 || November 2, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Metal Gear August continues, teaming Snake up with the RATs. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 32 || 32 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 032 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 3|Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 3]] || August 17, 2009 || October 31, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Metal Gear August continues, with a naked monkey and a gun dealer. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 31 || 31 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 031 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 2|Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 2]] || August 10, 2009 || October 26, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Metal Gear August continues, in an explosion-less graveyard. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 30 || 30 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 030 - Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 1|Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 1]] || August 3, 2009 || October 24, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Graham and Paul kick off a month of Metal Gear Solid 4 episodes | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 29 || 29 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 029 - Devil May Cry|Devil May Cry]] || July 27, 2009 || October 19, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul get to play with swords, guns, and demons in Devil May Cry. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 28 || 28 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 028 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Uncaged Edition)|X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Uncaged Edition)]] || July 20, 2009 || October 17, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul cast an eye at everyone's favorite adamantium-clawed berserker, in X-Men Origins: Wolverine Uncaged. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 27 || 27 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 027 - Valkyria Chronicles|Valkyria Chronicles]] || July 13, 2009 || October 12, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul take a trip back in time, to a war-ridden country in Valkyria Chronicles. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 26 || 26 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 026 - Bionic Commando|Bionic Commando]] || July 6, 2009 || October 10, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul are armed and ready for Bionic Commando. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 25 || 25 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 025 - Damnation|Damnation]] || June 29, 2009 || October 5, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul use their looking glass on the steampunk robots of Damnation. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 24 || 24 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 024 - Haze|Haze]] || June 22, 2009 || October 3, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Drugs make for crazy summer blockbusters, and Haze is no different. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 23 || 23 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 023 - E3 Trailers|E3 Trailers]] || June 15, 2009 || September 28, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul mercilessly mock the E3 trailers for Final Fantasy XIV, Edge of Twilight and Huxley. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 22 || 22 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 022 - 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand|50 Cent: Blood on the Sand]] || June 8, 2009 || September 26, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|50 Cent takes Graham and Paul on a magic carpet ride to find an ancient bedazzled skull. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 21 || 21 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 021 - Alone in the Dark|Alone in the Dark]] || June 1, 2009 || September 21, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul take a quick look at Alone in the Dark. Don't blink - you might miss it. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 20 || 20 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 020 - Lost Odyssey|Lost Odyssey]] || May 18, 2009 || September 19, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week it's Lost Odyssey, in a land beneath the sky where invincible men roam. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 19 || 19 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 019 - Far Cry 2|Far Cry 2]] || May 11, 2009 || September 14, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul go on a backseat safari adventure in Far Cry 2. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 18 || 18 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 018 - Ace Combat 6|Ace Combat 6]] || May 4, 2009 || September 12, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|A depressing look at the life of an Air Force wife. Oh yeah, and the game is about flying. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 17 || 17 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 017 - Infinite Undiscovery|Infinite Undiscovery]] || April 27, 2009 || September 7, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul follow the adventures of the mighty flute-playing Cappel in Infinite Undiscovery. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 16 || 16 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 016 - Quantum of Solace|Quantum of Solace]] || April 20, 2009 || September 5, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|An action-packed thrill ride awaits Graham and Paul, with the one but not only Bond, James Bond. This week, it's 007 in: Quantum of Solace. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 15 || 15 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 015 - Radiata Stories|Radiata Stories]] || April 13, 2009 || August 31, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Adventure, and intrigue await in Radiata Stories. Maybe sometime after the goofy cutscene we'll get to see them. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 14 || 14 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 014 - X-Blades|X-Blades]] || April 6, 2009 || August 29, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Ancient magic, lost treasures, sword-wielding badass chicks wearing hardly any clothes. What's not to love about X-Blades? The bad cinematic. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 13 || 13 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 013 - Star Ocean: The Last Hope|Star Ocean: The Last Hope]] || March 30, 2009 || August 24, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul go on a space adventure with [[Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw|Yahtzee]]! See their crossover appearance in [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/645-Halo-Wars Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 12 || 12 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 012 - Resident Evil 5|Resident Evil 5]] || March 23, 2009 || August 22, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week, Graham and Paul go deep into the heart of Africa to bust zombie heads in Resident Evil 5. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 11 || 11 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 011 - Onimusha 3|Onimusha 3]] || March 16, 2009 || August 17, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Whether in modern-day France, or feudal Japan, Graham and Paul are ready to deal with flying bug monsters. This week, it's Onimusha 3: Demon Siege. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 10 || 10 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 010 - Run Like Hell|Run Like Hell]] || March 9, 2009 || August 15, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|In space, no one can hear you scream. On Earth, Graham and Paul can Run Like Hell. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 9 || 9 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 009 - Digital Devil Saga|Digital Devil Saga]] || March 2, 2009 || August 10, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|In a crazy land of tentacled artichokes and anthropomorphic zebra monsters, Graham and Paul keep it real. This week, it's Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 8 || 8 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 008 - The Bouncer|The Bouncer]] || February 23, 2009 || August 8, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul take us into The Bouncer. If your fake ID doesn't work, there's always barber college. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 7 || 7 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 007 - The Darkness|The Darkness]] || February 16, 2009 || August 3, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week, Graham and Paul shed some light on The Darkness. Not the band, the game! | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 6 || 6 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 006 - Two Worlds|Two Worlds]] || February 9, 2009 || August 1, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week, Graham and Paul team up to take on Two Worlds. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 5 || 5 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 005 - Grandia III|Grandia III]] || February 2, 2009 || July 27, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Graham and Paul fly high with Grandia III. Too bad Yukie can't figure out how to get a plane off the ground | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 4 || 4 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 004 - The Getaway|The Getaway]] || January 26, 2009 || July 25, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week, a game that tries to be a Guy Ritchie film. "The Getaway" can't escape Graham and Paul, even if we fed it to the pigs. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 3 || 3 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 003 - Dirge of Cerberus|Dirge of Cerberus]] || January 19, 2009 || July 20, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Emo-haired brooding, pointless explosions, and unexplained backstory? Yup, it's Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 2 || 2 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 002 - Dead Rising|Dead Rising]] || January 12, 2009 || July 18, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|In a mall, full of zombies, two guys (Graham & Paul) and a microphone are all that stands between you and boredom. This week, it's Dead Rising. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | 1 || 1 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 001 - Eternal Sonata|Eternal Sonata]] || January 5, 2009 || July 13, 2022 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week, for the premiere of their award-winning series, Graham and Paul watch the eternally long opening cinematic of Eternal Sonata. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- style="background-color:#eeeeee;" | ||
+ | | Pilot || ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Unskippable 000 - Lost Planet|Lost Planet]] || November 19, 2008 || April 10, 2023 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |colspan="5" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Tied for first place in this year's Escapist Film Festival, this is a new series from gaming comedians LoadingReadyRun. Focusing on the introductory scenes to video games new and old, Unskippable is the fun back to cinematics that take themselves too seriously. | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Unskippable: Let's Play=== | ||
+ | * [[Legaia 2]] | ||
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+ | ==Recurring Gags== | ||
+ | ====Eyebrows and the Thugs==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | A professional contemporary light jazz band consisting of the thugs from [[The Getaway]]. They haven't been referenced since the 25th episode, Haze. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Instances: | ||
+ | *[[The Getaway]] | ||
+ | *[[Grandia III]] | ||
+ | *[[Ace Combat 6]] | ||
+ | *[[Haze]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Russell the Crow==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | When a crow or raven appears in a cutscene (a frequent occurence!), its name is Russell... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Crowe Russell the Crow]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Instances: | ||
+ | *[[Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 1]] | ||
+ | *[[Prototype]] | ||
+ | *[[Too Human]] | ||
+ | *[[Final Fantasy XII]] | ||
+ | *[[Darksiders]] | ||
+ | *[[Folklore]] | ||
+ | *[[Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway]] | ||
+ | *[[Sonic and the Black Knight]] | ||
+ | *[[Lord of the Rings: War in the North]] | ||
+ | *[[Knight's Contract]] | ||
+ | *[[Anarchy Reigns]] | ||
+ | *[[Game of Thrones]] | ||
+ | *[[Diablo 3]] | ||
+ | *[[Farming Simulator 15 and More E3 2014 Trailers]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====That Was the N-th Time I Died==== | ||
+ | {| align="right" | ||
+ | |[[#top]] | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | At the beginning of [[The Darkness]], the main character mentions that "That was the first time I died," something Graham repeats at the end of the cutscene. In subsequent episodes, if it looks like the main character dies in the scene, Graham will say "And that was the N-th time I died." This joke has been referenced 15 times, and used 12 times (not counting [[Lost Odyssey]], where it was rescinded). | ||
+ | *[[The Darkness|And that was the 1st time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Digital Devil Saga|And that was the 2nd time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Onimusha 3|And that was the 3rd time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Lost Odyssey|And that was the 4th time I died...(Rescinded)]] | ||
+ | **Graham immediately rescinded the statement, saying that he was sure that the character in question survived. When the smoke cleared the character was indeed alive. In fact, he was completely unharmed. | ||
+ | *[[Dark Sector|And that was the 4th time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Deadly Premonition: Part 2|For a second there, I thought "this was the 5th time I died..."]] | ||
+ | **While the joke is mentioned here, it actually was not the 5th time he died. | ||
+ | *[[Dark Void|And that was the 7th time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Fallout New Vegas|And that was the 7th time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai|And that was the 8th time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[The Darkness 2|And that was the 10th time I died...]] | ||
+ | **The stinger talks about how Graham and Paul had considered retiring the joke. | ||
+ | *[[Dragon's Dogma|And that was the 10th time I died...]] | ||
+ | *[[Final Fantasy XIII-2|And this was the 2nd time I died...]] | ||
+ | **The joke refers to the fact that Lightning had already died, once. | ||
+ | *[[Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel|And that was another time I died...]] | ||
+ | **Graham and Paul were not sure what number they were on. Turns out the answer isn't all that straightforward... | ||
+ | *[[Spec Ops: The Line|And That Was the 11th Time I Died]] | ||
+ | *[[The Last of Us, Part 2|And That Was the 12th Time I Died]] |
Latest revision as of 18:24, 27 March 2024
Format: Cutscene Riffing |
Created By: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders |
Status: Re-Uploading |
Updates: Mondays |
Host: The Escapist (2008 - 2015), YouTube (2022 -) |
Original Run: November 19, 2008 - March 30, 2015 / July 13, 2022 - |
Associated Shows: Unskippable: Let's Play, Running Start |
“ | People confused about Graham Stark's appearance at the start of this video obviously don't watch Unskippable and for that I pity them. | ” |
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his review of Halo Wars |
Unskippable is a video series by Paul and Graham on The Escapist that involves the two hosts commenting and responding to video game cutscenes. Once, they broadcasted their antics live on an Unskippable: Let's Play, which gave rise to Graham & Paul Let's Play.
On July 13, 2022 it was announced that Bionic Trousers Media had re-aquired the ownership and rights to Unskippable and the entire archive. This meant that the original episodes could be re-uploaded in higher resolution; unless the original cutscene is lower resolution in which case, you get what you get. Some of the cutscene footage has also been rerecorded for better quality.
Videos
Season Seven
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# in Series | # in Season | Title | Date |
325 | 13 | Metal Wolf Chaos - Over-The-Top Presidential Mecha | March 30, 2015 |
I honestly can't think of a better game to end on. | |||
324 | 12 | Assassin's Creed Unity - Part 2 | March 23, 2015 |
Who speaks French in France? | |||
323 | 11 | Assassin's Creed Unity: Part 1 - Who Are the Bad Guys Again? | March 16, 2015 |
Abstergo Industries - "We're not at awful as Umbrella Corporation." | |||
322 | 10 | Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark - Darkest Dark | March 9, 2015 |
The situation is dire in the darkest dark. | |||
321 | 9 | Alpha Prime - In Space, No One Can Hear How Awful Your Game Is | March 2, 2015 |
No really, this is truly terrible. Enjoy! | |||
320 | 8 | Sacred 3 - Fantasy Power Rangers | February 23, 2015 |
Let's all stand around a table and discuss the ills of the land. | |||
319 | 7 | Assassin's Creed: Rogue, Part 2 - Corporate Espionage | February 16, 2015 |
What happened to my game about stabbing people in the throat in historical settings? | |||
318 | 6 | Assassin's Creed: Rogue, Part 1 - French Rogue | February 9, 2015 |
So it's more Assassin's Creed: Black Flag? Yeah, I'm ok with that. | |||
317 | 5 | Far Cry 4, Part 2 - This Won't Get Weird | February 2, 2015 |
It's very rude to text at the table. | |||
316 | 4 | Far Cry 4, Part 1 - Karate Citizenship | January 26, 2015 |
Should I stay or should I go? | |||
315 | 3 | The Evil Within, Part 2 - Subtle Psychological Horror? | January 19, 2015 |
This is supposed to be subtle psychological horror, right? | |||
314 | 2 | The Evil Within - It's Game Over, Man | January 12, 2015 |
Everyone I've talked to is super dead. | |||
313 | 1 | Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death | January 5, 2015 |
Don't worry, it was just a light stab wound. |
Season Six
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# in Series | # in Season | Title | Date |
312 | 52 | Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - Inserting in the LZ Down and Dirty | December 29, 2014 |
Dang it, Will, now we'll never get our drop pod deposit back! | |||
311 | 51 | Dragon Age: Inquisition - Giant Spiders, Nope! | December 22, 2014 |
Spiders, larger spiders. Nope, nope, nope. Leaving now. | |||
310 | 50 | Alien: Isolation - Facehugger Only Wants To Feel Loved | December 15, 2014 |
Abandoned derelict space station? What's the worst that could happen? | |||
309 | 49 | The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II | December 8, 2014 |
The incredible adventures of a professor and his ghost. | |||
308 | 48 | Drakengard 3 - Oh God, There's So Much Blood | December 1, 2014 |
Also, it's a bad day to be a narrator. | |||
307 | 47 | Murdered: Soul Suspect - This Guy Has Way Too Many Tattoos | November 24, 2014 |
Seriously. | |||
306 | 46 | Bayonetta 2, Part 2 - It Just Gets Weirder From Here | November 17, 2014 |
Also, good luck explaining the part that happens at around 4 minutes to your parents if they walk in while you're watching this. | |||
305 | 45 | Bayonetta 2, Part 1 - Never Jaywalk in New York City | November 10, 2014 |
Bayonetta takes some personal time off and heads to New York for a shopping spree. | |||
304 | 44 | Watch Dogs - Hack The Mainframe (Or Something)! | November 3, 2014 |
Well, at least they're not furiously typing on a keyboard in a van. | |||
303 | 43 | One Piece: Unlimited World Red - The Seven Seas Got Weird | October 27, 2014 |
Apparently, I know less about this show than I even thought I did. | |||
302 | 42 | Dead Rising 3 - Zombies! ...Again! | October 20, 2014 |
You think after 2 previous games, they'd get a handle on how to contain zombies. | |||
301 | 41 | Destiny - Eyes Up Guardian | October 13, 2014 |
It was the end, but it also was a beginning... of an end. | |||
300 | 40 | Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta - This Looks Familiar... | October 6, 2014 |
...But I'm sure it's nothing, given all the enthusiastic hand waving. | |||
299 | 39 | Asura's Wrath, Part 3 - Exercising the Right to Bare Arms | September 29, 2014 |
Press X to flex! | |||
298 | 38 | Asura's Wrath, Part 2 - Hack The Planet (Into Pieces) | September 22, 2014 |
There ain't no drama like melodrama | |||
297 | 37 | Asura's Wrath, Part 1 - Unleash the Fury of Quick Time Events | September 15, 2014 |
There's a lot of anger in this game. Maybe Asura should take a minute and relax? | |||
296 | 36 | Pandora's Tower - Are We Sure This Isn't Resident Evil? | September 8, 2014 |
The quest to rescue this princess is a little tricky in this one. | |||
295 | 35 | Killzone: Shadow Fall, Part 2 - The Future Has Burlap Sacks | September 1, 2014 |
Killzone's nonsensical intro continues! | |||
294 | 34 | Killzone: Shadow Fall, Part 1 - None of This Makes Any Sense | August 25, 2014 |
Killzone: Shadow Fall's opening sequence raises so many questions, but provides so few answers. | |||
293 | 33 | Amazing Spider-Man 2 - AKA Peter's Unhealthy Quest for Revenge | August 18, 2014 |
In this game, we learn that Spider-Man has all the powers of a spider - ability to climb walls, create webs and have incredibly taut thighs. | |||
292 | 32 | Shadow Warrior - Ninjas Love Stan Bush | August 11, 2014 |
We like to think this is how all ninjas get psyched for battle. | |||
291 | 31 | Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories - Thank God for Subtitles | August 4, 2014 |
Okay, who decided to make Donald Duck the one guy in charge of casting complicated magic spells? | |||
290 | 30 | Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix - There's a Metaphor In Here Somewhere... | July 28, 2014 |
Man, whatever drugs this kid is on, I'd like to try some. | |||
289 | 29 | The Witch and the Hundred Knight, Part 2 - Apparently He's a Pokemon | July 21, 2014 |
The Hundred Knight meets his new overlord, and she's less than impressed that he can't emit liquid fire from various orifices. | |||
288 | 28 | The Witch and the Hundred Knight - Being a Familiar Ain't Easy | July 14, 2014 |
Man, little one-eyed blobs have it rough in the fantasy world. | |||
287 | 27 | InFamous Second Son, Part 2 - Smoke on the Water, Fire in this Guy | July 7, 2014 |
Delsin can't catch a break, but he can sure as hell break stuff. | |||
286 | 26 | InFamous Second Son, Part 1 - Weakly Fight the Power | June 30, 2014 |
It's hard to fight The Man when you're related to him. | |||
285 | 25 | Farming Simulator 15 and More E3 2014 Trailers | June 23, 2014 |
Graham and Paul riff on another batch of overhyped E3 trailers! Except for Farming Simulator 15, that one looks pretty legit. | |||
284 | 24 | E3 Trailers 2014 - Hype Train Edition! | June 16, 2014 |
E3 pulled out all the stops this year, to give us the best game (trailers) ever! | |||
283 | 23 | Bound by Flame - Zombies Be Scoutin' | June 9, 2014 |
Zombie scouts can't be the most reliable scouts. | |||
282 | 22 | Way of the Samurai 3 - How To Rock A Bald Spot | June 2, 2014 |
Battles in the rain just aren't a whole lot of fun. | |||
281 | 21 | Wolfenstein: The New Order - War is Hell | May 26, 2014 |
Why is everything on fire in this game? | |||
280 | 20 | Ryse: Son of Rome - Son of Combat Tutorial | May 19, 2014 |
Further proof that Crytek has something against the letter 'I'. | |||
279 | 19 | Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls - Death Is Kind of a Jerk | May 12, 2014 |
On second thought, yeah, you probably should fear the reaper. You should fear him a lot. | |||
278 | 18 | Diablo 3 - Stay Awhile and Listen... FOREVER | May 5, 2014 |
Sometimes it's hard to decipher Deckard Cain's ramblings as either legitimate prophecy or senility. | |||
277 | 17 | Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - As Narrated by Jack Bauer | April 28, 2014 |
Also starring the Red Skull's lesser known cousin, Skull Face! | |||
276 | 16 | Ni no Kuni - Shortest Quest Ever | April 21, 2014 |
Staring Ron Perlman as... well, pretty much everything over 6 feet tall. | |||
275 | 15 | Deception IV - Deceive Me Once, Shame On You, Deceive Me Four Times... | April 14, 2014 |
No one expects a surprise pendulum! | |||
274 | 14 | Dark Souls 2 - Death, Doom and Creepy Old Women | April 7, 2014 |
Also, creepy giant fireflies. | |||
273 | 13 | Thief - How to Ruin a Robbery | March 31, 2014 |
Thievin' ain't easy, especially when you act like an idiot. | |||
272 | 12 | Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories - Gardening in Hell | March 24, 2014 |
Especially when people keep DROPPING STARS ONTO YOUR FLOWERS! | |||
271 | 11 | Grand Theft Auto V - Grand Theft Midlife Crisis | March 17, 2014 |
I think Michael needs a better therapist. | |||
270 | 10 | Batman: Arkham City - Worst Press Conference Ever | March 10, 2014 |
Bruce Wayne hosts the worst press conference ever. | |||
269 | 9 | Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag | March 3, 2014 |
Unfortunately, there are parts of AC4: Black Flag that have a severe lack of pirates and high sea adventures. | |||
268 | 8 | Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns | February 24, 2014 |
And boy, she's quite mad she didn't get invited to this party. | |||
267 | 7 | Cold Fear | February 17, 2014 |
If the fear is so cold, maybe it should put on a sweater? | |||
266 | 6 | The Guided Fate Paradox Part 2 | February 10, 2014 |
Congratulations on becoming God! Try not to let it go to your head. | |||
265 | 5 | The Guided Fate Paradox Part 1 | February 3, 2014 |
The compelling story of a guy who never wins anything, and the girl who browbeats him into gambling anyway. | |||
264 | 4 | Killer is Dead | January 27, 2014 |
Somehow, I think the Moon is behind all this killing. | |||
263 | 3 | Call of Duty: Ghosts | January 20, 2014 |
I don't quite think the Ghostbusters are equipped to deal with this one. | |||
262 | 2 | Game of Thrones | January 13, 2014 |
In the game of thrones you win or you die. Sometimes both! | |||
261 | 1 | Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist | January 6, 2014 |
Graham and Paul jump on the grenade for you and enter the sandy world that is Splinter Cell. |
Season Five
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# in Series | # in Season | Title | Date |
260 | 52 | Anarchy Reigns | December 30, 2013 |
Paul and Graham prove that Anarchy does indeed Reign. | |||
259 | 51 | The Last of Us, Part 3 | December 23, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take us further down the rabbit hole that is The Last of Us. | |||
258 | 50 | The Last of Us, Part 2 | December 16, 2013 |
Don't worry everything will be fine, promise. | |||
257 | 49 | The Last of Us, Part 1 | December 9, 2013 |
This can only end in tears. | |||
256 | 48 | Tales of Xillia | December 2, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take us all the way up the stairs to see Tales of Xillia. | |||
255 | 47 | Saints Row IV | November 25, 2013 |
Graham and Paul get inducted into the Saints and bring us along for the ride. | |||
254 | 46 | Time & Eternity, Part 2 | November 18, 2013 |
Some weddings get Super Saiyan pretty damned quick. | |||
253 | 45 | Time & Eternity, Part 1 | November 11, 2013 |
Aren't weddings such magical affairs? | |||
252 | 44 | 007 Legends | November 4, 2013 |
Graham and Paul get their license to kill. | |||
251 | 43 | BEYOND: Two Souls | October 29, 2013 |
Graham and Paul go beyond with BEYOND: Two Souls. | |||
250 | 42 | Dynasty Warriors 8 | October 21, 2013 |
Did that horse just do a barrel roll? | |||
249 | 41 | Defiance | October 14, 2013 |
Graham and Paul defy your expectations in their look at Defiance. | |||
248 | 40 | Lost Planet 3 | October 7, 2013 |
Join Graham and Paul as they find Nicolas Cage stranded on an island covered in cliche. | |||
247 | 39 | Remember Me, Part 2 | September 30, 2013 |
You may have forgotten but remember to check out part two of Remember Me. | |||
246 | 38 | Remember Me, Part 1 | September 23, 2013 |
Wait, what was I talking about? | |||
245 | 37 | Dark | September 16, 2013 |
Paul and Graham get dark for this very special episode dedicated to those Vampires that we hold dear. | |||
244 | 36 | God of War: Ascension | September 9, 2013 |
Kratos once again finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation. | |||
243 | 35 | Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 2 | September 2, 2013 |
Join Graham and Paul as they try to understand the reasoning behind this game. | |||
242 | 34 | Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1 | August 26, 2013 |
E3 would definitely be more entertaining if it was like this game. | |||
241 | 33 | Dead Space 3 | August 19, 2013 |
Boundless energy, or not turning into a horrible monster? In Dead Space 3, nobody can hear you scream after you make a really, really stupid decision. | |||
240 | 32 | Metro: Last Light, Part Two | August 12, 2013 |
Graham and Paul go further down the rabbit hole that is the Moscow metro. | |||
239 | 31 | Atelier Ayesha | August 5, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take us on a long and unnecessarily winding road. | |||
238 | 30 | Metro: Last Light, Part One | July 29, 2013 |
Graham and Paul travel to the not so distant future to give us a good look at the Russian subway system. | |||
237 | 29 | Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance | July 22, 2013 |
Sometimes security isn't really all that secure. | |||
236 | 28 | Resident Evil Revelations | July 15, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take us into the zombie infected future of 2005. | |||
235 | 27 | Injustice: Gods Among Us | July 8, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take us through a decimated Metropolis. | |||
234 | 26 | Dead Island Riptide | July 1, 2013 |
This week we catch up with the few people that just can't get away from the zombie outbreak no matter where they go. | |||
233 | 25 | BioShock Infinite | June 24, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take you on a relaxing trip to Columbia. | |||
232 | 24 | E3 2013 Trailers | June 17, 2013 |
Graham and Paul give us a brief tour of what was shown at this E3. | |||
231 | 23 | Spec Ops: The Line | June 10, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take us through the sandy desert in order to bring us to Spec Ops: The Line. | |||
230 | 22 | Aliens: Colonial Marines | June 3, 2013 |
This week we learn how to avoid danger by ignoring distress calls. | |||
229 | 21 | Call of Duty: Black Ops II | May 27, 2013 |
Paul and Graham take you into the game that takes you so deep into a flashback you won't know where, or when, you are. | |||
228 | 20 | Crysis 3 | May 20, 2013 |
Paul and Graham become entangled in a Crysis ... 3. | |||
227 | 19 | Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel | May 13, 2013 |
Why do they wear those highly reflective and noticeable masks again? | |||
226 | 18 | Resident Evil 6 | May 6, 2013 |
Graham and Paul do their best to make it through the daunting opening of Resident Evil 6. | |||
225 | 17 | Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two | April 29, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take you into the cartoonishly cartoonish world of Mickey and Oswald, the lucky rabbit. | |||
224 | 16 | DmC: Devil May Cry | April 22, 2013 |
Graham and Paul follow Dante as he makes a bad decision or two. | |||
223 | 15 | The Amazing Spider-Man, Part Two | April 15, 2013 |
Graham and Paul watch helplessly as Peter Parker goes where he shouldn't go. | |||
222 | 14 | The Amazing Spider-Man, Part One | April 8, 2013 |
Graham and Paul take you through the hallowed halls of Ocsorp. | |||
221 | 13 | Yakuza: Dead Souls | April 1, 2013 |
That's right, this game's about zombies and organized crime. In Japan! | |||
220 | 12 | Hitman Absolution | Mar 25, 2013 |
Agent 47's super secret assassination organization must work with some sort of super secret stamp manufacturer. | |||
219 | 11 | Halo 4 | March 18, 2013 |
Before you ask, no, we still don't get to see what Master Chief looks like under the helmet. | |||
218 | 10 | Assassin's Creed 3 | March 11, 2013 |
Apparently the Animus makes you immune to carrying boxes. | |||
217 | 9 | Tales of Graces F - Part Two | March 4, 2013 |
Finally we get to see the origin story of Master Blaster. | |||
216 | 8 | Tales of Graces F - Part One | February 25, 2013 |
Two friends are out adventuring when suddenly ... ANIME! | |||
215 | 7 | XCOM: Enemy Unknown | February 18, 2013 |
Paul and Graham give you a great view of the alien invasion. | |||
214 | 6 | Far Cry 3 | February 11, 2013 |
Far Cry 3 seems like Outward Bound with some serious consequences. | |||
213 | 5 | Orphen: Scion of Sorcery | February 4, 2013 |
Orphen may or may not be an actual orphan. | |||
212 | 4 | Borderlands 2 | January 28, 2013 |
Join Graham and Paul as they learn about vaults and the people who hunt them. | |||
211 | 3 | Sleeping Dogs | January 21, 2013 |
Join Graham and Paul as they try and find out just how easy it is to get into organized crime. | |||
210 | 2 | Final Fantasy XIII-2 | January 14, 2013 |
Join Graham and Paul as they're dropped into the middle of an epic battle. | |||
209 | 1 | Dishonored | January 7, 2013 |
Teleporting assassins? Isn't that kind of cheating? |
Season Four
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208 | 53 | Dead or Alive 5 | December 31, 2012 | |
Graham and Paul ponder cleavage and poor office attire. | ||||
207 | 52 | Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier | December 24, 2012 | |
Unlike the Call of Duty franchise, Future Soldier features geese. | ||||
206 | 51 | Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 | December 17, 2012 | |
You have been tasked with the simple task of saving the free world. No pressure. | ||||
205 | 50 | Silent Hill: Downpour, Part Two | December 10, 2012 | |
This week we have an lesson in proper bus behavior. | ||||
204 | 49 | Silent Hill: Downpour, Part One | December 3, 2012 | |
In the first leg of Silent Hill: Downpour they take a good long look at Phillip Seymour Hoffman in prison. | ||||
203 | 48 | SoulCalibur V | November 26, 2012 | |
Zany swords are all the rage among fighters in the SoulCalibur universe. | ||||
202 | 47 | Starhawk | November 19, 2012 | |
Space westerns that you might forget occur in space. | ||||
201 | 46 | Armored Core V | November 12, 2012 | |
This story of a giant hole in the ground just got exciting. | ||||
200 | 45 | Lollipop Chainsaw | November 5, 2012 | |
You don't want to skip this information filled romp through Lollipop Chainsaw. | ||||
199 | 44 | Prototype 2, Part Two | October 29, 2012 | |
Prototype 2, now with three colors. | ||||
198 | 43 | Prototype 2, Part One | October 22, 2012 | |
This Mercer guy seems to be a bad egg. | ||||
197 | 42 | Darksiders 2 | October 15, 2012 | |
Death, the winner of the Got Your Nose competition. | ||||
196 | 41 | Atelier Meruru, Part Three | October 8, 2012 | |
The thrilling tale of Princess Meruru comes to an explosive conclusion. | ||||
195 | 40 | Atelier Meruru, Part Two | October 1, 2012 | |
The epic tale of a princess who is woefully under-dressed for a walk outside the castle. | ||||
194 | 39 | Atelier Meruru, Part One | September 24, 2012 | |
One of the most elaborate and expensive jokes comes to Unskippable. | ||||
193 | 38 | Inversion | September 17, 2012 | |
This game wishes that you would invert your taste in games. | ||||
192 | 37 | The Witcher 2, Part 2 | September 10, 2012 | |
The Witcher 2 and the punching mini-game. | ||||
191 | 36 | The Witcher 2, Part 1 | September 3, 2012 | |
Since leaving the PS2 in the past where it belongs, Paul and Graham enter this century. | ||||
190 | 35 | Drakan - The Ancients' Gates | August 27, 2012 | |
I think that I speak for everyone here when I say that I hope she gets to finally see her dragon. | ||||
189 | 34 | Trapt | August 20, 2012 | |
A game where you run away and set off traps. So ... really gripping stuff. | ||||
188 | 33 | Death by Degrees | August 13, 2012 | |
The female Tekken characters just can't catch a break with their costumes. | ||||
187 | 32 | Atelier Iris 3 | August 6, 2012 | |
Graham and Paul are going back to the PS2 for the month of August. There's a lot of games they missed. | ||||
186 | 31 | DarkStar One: Broken Alliance | July 30, 2012 | |
So what does an Escort Pilot do, anyway? | ||||
185 | 30 | Max Payne 3, Part 2 | July 23, 2012 | |
Graham and Paul were like two startled gophers ... they also didn't understand this scene. | ||||
184 | 29 | Max Payne 3, Part 1 | July 16, 2012 | |
The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose. | ||||
183 | 28 | Ninja Gaiden 3 | July 9, 2012 | |
If "gaiden" means "side-story", what the hell is the main story?! | ||||
182 | 27 | NeverDead | July 2, 2012 | |
Death. Not even once. | ||||
181 | 26 | White Knight Chronicles II, Part 2 | June 25, 2012 | |
If you look closely you can see your character. | ||||
180 | 25 | White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1 | June 18, 2012 | |
The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before. | ||||
179 | 24 | Dragon's Dogma | June 11, 2012 | |
The amazing adventures of Default Guy and the giant Dragon. | ||||
178 | 23 | Godfather 2 | June 4, 2012 | |
Not as good as the first one, and way not as good as the movies. | ||||
177 | 22 | Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning | May 28, 2012 | |
Worst place to wake up after a night of drinking? Dead body pile. | ||||
176 | 21 | Syndicate | May 21, 2012 | March 27, 2024 |
Who exactly wouldn't want a chip in their head? I guess that it is the next step after smart phones. | ||||
175 | 20 | The Darkness 2 | May 14, 2012 | March 25, 2024 |
Sometimes, being the head of a crime family isn't all it's cracked up to be. | ||||
174 | 19 | Sacred 2: Fallen Angel | May 7, 2012 | March 20, 2024 |
Intro to an epic fantasy game or Power Rangers action scene? You decide. | ||||
173 | 18 | Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part Two | April 30, 2012 | March 13, 2024 |
16 quips, Desmond freaks out and Ezio kicks ass. Both literally and as objective descriptor. | ||||
172 | 17 | Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One | April 23, 2012 | March 11, 2024 |
The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords. | ||||
171 | 16 | Yakuza 4 - Part 2 | April 16, 2012 | March 6, 2024 |
The ongoing adventures of Japan's slowest paced gangsters. | ||||
170 | 15 | Yakuza 4 - Part 1 | April 9, 2012 | March 4, 2024 |
Join us for the adventure of a lifetime: Japanese man answers phone! | ||||
169 | 14 | Knight's Contract | April 2, 2012 | February 28, 2024 |
Zombie-proof chest sounds like a great thing to have. | ||||
168 | 13 | Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai | March 26, 2012 | February 26, 2024 |
If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind. | ||||
167 | 12 | Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two | March 19, 2012 | February 21, 2024 |
Mr. Lennox meets a man who is apparently the CEO of Hell. | ||||
166 | 11 | Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One | March 12, 2012 | February 19, 2024 |
When you used to be an angel, everything sucks. Especially the textures. | ||||
165 | 10 | Deus Ex: Human Revolution | March 5, 2012 | February 14, 2024 |
We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment. | ||||
164 | 9 | Spider-Man: Edge of Time | February 27, 2012 | February 12, 2024 |
Parker & O'Hara: They fight crime, through time! | ||||
163 | 8 | Dead Island | February 20, 2012 | February 7, 2024 |
At what point will zombies cease to be a surprise? | ||||
162 | 7 | Lord of the Rings: War in the North | February 13, 2012 | February 5, 2024 |
Featuring all the LotR characters you love... mentioned in vague references, while you play as a bunch of nobodies. | ||||
161 | 6 | L.A. Noire | February 6, 2012 | January 31, 2024 |
We cut out the item examinations and the game is 5 minutes long. | ||||
160 | 5 | X-Men: Destiny | January 30, 2012 | January 24, 2024 |
Warning: Playable characters do not contain actual X-Men™ | ||||
159 | 4 | Cursed Crusade | January 23, 2012 | January 22, 2024 |
Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too. | ||||
158 | 3 | Rage | January 16, 2012 | January 17, 2024 |
Such an angry name for such a benign game. | ||||
157 | 2 | Shadows of the Damned | January 9, 2012 | January 15, 2024 |
In which two grown men an/or demons stand around awkwardly and compare penis size. | ||||
156 | 1 | Alice: Madness Returns | January 2, 2012 | January 10, 2024 |
Alice's memories help the madness make its triumphant return. |
Season Three
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155 | 52 | Socom 4 | December 26, 2011 | January 8, 2024 |
Socom 4 makes walls fun for everyone. | ||||
154 | 51 | Atelier Totori | December 19, 2011 | January 3, 2024 |
Witness a girl trying to do alchemy, in a game trying to be fun. | ||||
153 | 50 | Dark Souls | December 12, 2011 | January 1, 2024 |
We where mislead, the souls are wholly visible. They aren't even DIM souls. Fail. | ||||
152 | 49 | Dungeon Siege 3 | December 5, 2011 | December 27, 2023 |
A tale of rebellion, intrigue and pointedly complete names. | ||||
151 | 48 | Captain America | November 28, 2011 | December 25, 2023 |
It's important to accessorize and shields go with everything. | ||||
150 | 47 | Driver: San Francisco | November 21, 2011 | December 20, 2023 |
The story of a man, a different man, a car, a truck and an RPG. | ||||
149 | 46 | Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel | November 14, 2011 | December 18, 2023 |
Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one. | ||||
148 | 45 | Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 2 | November 7, 2011 | December 13, 2023 |
Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection. | ||||
147 | 44 | Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 1 | October 31, 2011 | December 11, 2023 |
Answer the call of Juarez | ||||
146 | 43 | Mortal Kombat (2011) | October 24, 2011 | December 6, 2023 |
Choose your destiny. Protip: Make it not be this game. | ||||
145 | 42 | Drakengard 2 | October 17, 2011 | December 4, 2023 |
Graham and Paul step through their PS2 portal. That was their first mistake. | ||||
144 | 41 | Space Marine | October 10, 2011 | November 29, 2023 |
To quote the only piece of Ork dialogue in the game, "Spacemarine!" | ||||
143 | 40 | Metroid: Other M Part 2 | October 3, 2011 | November 27, 2023 |
Samus continues monologuing her way through a space adventure. | ||||
142 | 39 | Metroid: Other M Part 1 | September 26, 2011 | November 22, 2023 |
Metroid goes with the other M. | ||||
141 | 38 | Sonic and the Black Knight | September 19, 2011 | November 20, 2023 |
Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome. | ||||
140 | 37 | Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers | September 12, 2011 | November 15, 2023 |
It's not that it's a bad game, it just wasn't the game Graham and Paul were expecting. | ||||
139 | 36 | Call of Duty: Black Ops | September 5, 2011 | November 13, 2023 |
Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us. | ||||
138 | 35 | Fallout: New Vegas | August 29, 2011 | November 8, 2023 |
What happens in New Vegas is covered with a layer of grime. | ||||
137 | 34 | Dragon Age II | August 22, 2011 | November 6, 2023 |
There's dragons, it's an age... finally! A game delivers! | ||||
136 | 33 | Dead Space 2 | August 15, 2011 | November 1, 2023 |
Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming. | ||||
135 | 32 | Hunted: The Demon's Forge | August 8, 2011 | October 30, 2023 |
It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things. | ||||
134 | 31 | Two Worlds 2 | August 1, 2011 | October 25, 2023 |
Does this make it four worlds? Would four worlds even be better? We don't think so. | ||||
133 | 30 | Sonic the Hedgehog | July 25, 2011 | October 23, 2023 |
Everyone's favorite hedgehog teleports into someone else's game. | ||||
132 | 29 | Dark Void | July 18, 2011 | October 18, 2023 |
A game named after the act of using the toilet with the lights off, yay! | ||||
131 | 28 | Crysis 2 Part 2 | July 11, 2011 | October 16, 2023 |
Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality. | ||||
130 | 27 | Crysis 2 Part 1 | July 4, 2011 | October 11, 2023 |
It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions. | ||||
129 | 26 | Homefront | June 27, 2011 | October 9, 2023 |
When Korea takes over America, they also kind of lose. | ||||
128 | 25 | Legend of the Guardians | June 20, 2011 | October 4, 2023 |
Graham and Paul like the part where the owls talk like people. | ||||
127 | 24 | Star Wars: The Old Republic | June 13, 2011 | October 2, 2023 |
This is what happens when you release your entire intro. Graham and Paul get ahold of it. | ||||
126 | 23 | Madworld | June 6, 2011 | September 27, 2023 |
None of these are familiar places OR familiar faces. They're all grim. | ||||
125 | 22 | Venetica: Part 2 | May 30, 2011 | September 25, 2023 |
Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death. | ||||
124 | 21 | Venetica: Part 1 | May 23, 2011 | September 20, 2023 |
In which Paul ruins everything. | ||||
123 | 20 | Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World | May 16, 2011 | September 18, 2023 |
We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn. | ||||
122 | 19 | Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper | May 9, 2011 | September 13, 2023 |
Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no). | ||||
121 | 18 | Monster Hunter Tri | May 2, 2011 | September 11, 2023 |
A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much. | ||||
120 | 17 | Prison Break | April 25, 2011 | September 6, 2023 |
Well, it's got a prison at least, so it's at least half right. | ||||
119 | 16 | Atelier Rorona | April 18, 2011 | September 4, 2023 |
We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better. | ||||
118 | 15 | Front Mission Evolved: Part 2 | April 11, 2011 | August 30, 2023 |
Programmer Guy takes his Wizard Wanzer out for a spin near Percival. It goes poorly. | ||||
117 | 14 | Front Mission Evolved: Part 1 | April 4, 2011 | August 28, 2023 |
When you absolutely need mechanized military support, just call Programmer Guy and Valley Girl. | ||||
116 | 13 | Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions | March 28, 2011 | August 23, 2023 |
In which Stan Lee is again rolled out to lend it some credibility. | ||||
115 | 12 | R.U.S.E. | March 21, 2011 | August 21, 2023 |
It's another WWII game, but this time: Dimly lit. | ||||
114 | 11 | Red Dead Redemption | March 14, 2011 | August 16, 2023 |
A man arrives, walks, sits, and travels. | ||||
113 | 10 | Fable 3 | March 7, 2011 | August 14, 2023 |
The best morality-based poultry simulator since BioCluck. | ||||
112 | 9 | Mafia II | February 28, 2011 | August 9, 2023 |
Paul and Graham try to avoid sleeping with the fishes. | ||||
111 | 8 | Dead Rising 2: Part 3 | February 21, 2011 | August 7, 2023 |
Graham and Paul finally defeat the ever-returning undead cutscene. | ||||
110 | 7 | Dead Rising 2: Part 2 | February 14, 2011 | August 2, 2023 |
Chuck faces off with his ultimate nemesis: Catty women. | ||||
109 | 6 | Dead Rising 2: Part 1 | February 7, 2011 | July 31, 2023 |
Graham and Paul take to Dead Rising 2 like a paddlesaw to zombies. | ||||
108 | 5 | Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom | January 31, 2011 | July 26, 2023 |
The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend. | ||||
107 | 4 | Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage | January 24, 2011 | July 24, 2023 |
What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently. | ||||
106 | 3 | Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood | January 17, 2011 | July 19, 2023 |
It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario. | ||||
105 | 2 | Enslaved | January 10, 2011 | July 17, 2023 |
If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate. | ||||
104 | 1 | Vanquish: Part 2 | January 3, 2011 | July 12, 2023 |
"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right? |
Season Two
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103 | 52 | Vanquish: Part 1 | December 27, 2010 | July 10, 2023 |
When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell. | ||||
102 | 51 | Blood Stone | December 20, 2010 | July 5, 2023 |
James Bond, permanent-scowl champion 2010, returns to kick martinis and drink butt. | ||||
101 | 50 | Beowulf | December 13, 2010 | July 3, 2023 |
One of the greatest mythic heroes travels through the vast Uncanny Valley. | ||||
100 | 49 | Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics | December 6, 2010 | June 28, 2023 |
Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good". | ||||
99 | 48 | Yakuza 3: Part 2 | November 29, 2010 | June 26, 2023 |
Rush to discover the thrilling conclusion of real estate matters. | ||||
98 | 47 | Yakuza 3: Part 1 | November 22, 2010 | June 21, 2023 |
Watch in awe as the world's least interesting gangsters faff about. | ||||
97 | 46 | Clash of the Titans | November 15, 2010 | June 19, 2023 |
The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie. | ||||
96 | 45 | White Knight Chronicles: Part 2 | November 8, 2010 | June 14, 2023 |
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names. | ||||
95 | 44 | White Knight Chronicles: Part 1 | November 1, 2010 | June 12, 2023 |
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names. | ||||
94 | 43 | Castlevania: Lords of Shadow | October 25, 2010 | June 7, 2023 |
Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man. | ||||
93 | 42 | Battlefield: Bad Company 2 | October 18, 2010 | June 5, 2023 |
Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse. | ||||
92 | 41 | Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War | October 11, 2010 | May 31, 2023 |
It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen. | ||||
91 | 40 | Warhammer Battle March | October 4, 2010 | May 29, 2023 |
It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey. | ||||
90 | 39 | Fracture | September 27, 2010 | May 24, 2023 |
The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing. | ||||
89 | 38 | Transformers: War for Cybertron | September 20, 2010 | May 22, 2023 |
Is Cybertron really worth going to WAR over? | ||||
88 | 37 | Mini Ninjas | September 13, 2010 | May 17, 2023 |
They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller. | ||||
87 | 36 | Arc Rise Fantasia | September 6, 2010 | May 15, 2023 |
Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait. | ||||
86 | 35 | No More Heroes 2 | August 30, 2010 | May 10, 2023 |
Maybe there's no more heroes because no one likes hanging out with jerks. | ||||
85 | 34 | Epic Mickey | August 23, 2010 | May 8, 2023 |
An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do. | ||||
84 | 33 | Alpha Protocol | August 16, 2010 | May 3, 2023 |
Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick. | ||||
83 | 32 | Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway | August 9, 2010 | May 1, 2023 |
There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play. | ||||
82 | 31 | Jumper: Griffin's Story | August 2, 2010 | April 26, 2023 |
And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good. | ||||
81 | 30 | Dead to Rights: Retribution | July 26, 2010 | April 24, 2023 |
A man and his dog. And the people they kill, violently. | ||||
80 | 29 | Aliens vs. Predator | July 19, 2010 | April 19, 2023 |
Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose. | ||||
79 | 28 | Lost Planet 2: Part 2 | July 12, 2010 | April 17, 2023 |
The Akrid action continues, in the epic second half! | ||||
78 | 27 | Lost Planet 2: Part 1 | July 5, 2010 | April 12, 2023 |
The sequel the pilot episode! And yet, the armadillo... | ||||
77 | 26 | Final Fantasy 13 | June 29, 2010 | April 5, 2023 |
But this time, it's for real... | ||||
76 | 25 | E3 2010 Trailers | June 22, 2010 | April 3, 2023 |
So many E3 trailers, so few that look good. | ||||
75 | 24 | Hybrid Heaven | June 15, 2010 | March 29, 2023 |
Graham and Paul go back, to the age of N64 and pointy helmet hair. | ||||
74 | 23 | Legendary | June 8, 2010 | March 27, 2023 |
Graham and Paul take a peek inside Pandora's Box. | ||||
73 | 22 | Nier | June 1, 2010 | March 22, 2023 |
In a snow-ridden city, a blonde guy unleashes a book monster. | ||||
72 | 21 | Deadly Premonition: Part 2 | May 25, 2010 | March 20, 2023 |
At last, the FBI agent arrives to solve the mystery. | ||||
71 | 20 | Deadly Premonition: Part 1 | May 18, 2010 | March 15, 2023 |
In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest. | ||||
70 | 19 | Splinter Cell: Conviction | May 11, 2010 | March 13, 2023 |
Sam Fisher teaches his daughter a valuable lesson in darkness. | ||||
69 | 18 | Magna Carta 2 | May 4, 2010 | March 8, 2023 |
An evil king takes over, and only a lazy kid can save the day. | ||||
68 | 17 | Zoids Assault | April 26, 2010 | March 6, 2023 |
-|courtroom sketches finally get their own game. | ||||
67 | 16 | Resonance of Fate | April 19, 2010 | March 1, 2023 |
Wouldn't it suck if it was foggy out when you jumped to your death? | ||||
66 | 15 | Dante's Inferno | April 12, 2010 | February 27, 2023 |
Take a trip to hell, in style. | ||||
65 | 14 | Battlefield: Bad Company | April 5, 2010 | February 22, 2023 |
Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it? | ||||
64 | 13 | Final Fantasy III | March 29, 2010 | February 20, 2023 |
Brooding and the impossible hairdo go together like guns and swords. | ||||
63 | 12 | Vampire Rain | March 22, 2010 | February 15, 2023 |
Humans are fast becoming a minority in this dark and rainy world. | ||||
62 | 11 | Stormrise | March 15, 2010 | February 13, 2023 |
Firestorms erupt all over the world, and our only hope is a frozen guy. | ||||
61 | 10 | Folklore | March 8, 2010 | February 8, 2023 |
The mysterious City of the Dead is just a call away, or you can get there in a boat. | ||||
60 | 9 | Avatar | March 1, 2010 | February 6, 2023 |
Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude? | ||||
59 | 8 | Bayonetta | February 22, 2010 | February 1, 2023 |
An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels. | ||||
58 | 7 | Bullet Witch | February 15, 2010 | January 30, 2023 |
An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun. | ||||
57 | 6 | Assassin's Creed 2 | February 8, 2010 | January 25, 2023 |
Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler. | ||||
56 | 5 | Darksiders | February 1, 2010 | January 23, 2023 |
Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen. | ||||
55 | 4 | Sonic Unleashed | January 25, 2010 | January 18, 2023 |
Evil robots are no match for a cartoon rodent that can run fast. | ||||
54 | 3 | The Saboteur | January 18, 2010 | January 16, 2023 |
The sights... in France aren't the only point of interest for an Irishman. | ||||
53 | 2 | The Last Remnant, Part 2 | January 11, 2010 | January 11, 2023 |
With the battle now over, our heroes struggle to make sense of a flashback. | ||||
52 | 1 | The Last Remnant | January 4, 2010 | January 9, 2023 |
Graham and Paul get swept into a massive battle of sub-epic proportion. |
Season One
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51 | 51 | Halo Wars | December 28, 2009 | January 4, 2023 |
Be sure to always get the HEATED codpiece. | ||||
50 | 50 | Dragon Age: Origins | December 21, 2009 | January 2, 2022 |
Once again, the Bards are under represented. | ||||
49 | 49 | Zone of the Enders | December 14, 2009 | December 28, 2022 |
A little boy runs from giant mechs, in spaaaace! | ||||
48 | 48 | Devil May Cry 4 | December 7, 2009 | December 26, 2022 |
Dante and Nero show their brotherly love, with swords and guns. | ||||
47 | 47 | Halo 3: ODST | November 30, 2009 | December 21, 2022 |
Graham and Paul meet a crack team of | ||||
46 | 46 | Jak II | November 23, 2009 | December 19, 2022 |
Jak and Daxter take a trip to another world, dragging Graham and Paul along. | ||||
45 | 45 | Left 4 Dead | November 16, 2009 | December 14, 2022 |
Evading a swarm of | ||||
44 | 44 | Final Fantasy XII | November 9, 2009 | December 12, 2022 |
Graham and Paul have an adventure in the land of riding chickens and bunny people. | ||||
43 | 43 | Borderlands | November 2, 2009 | December 7, 2022 |
Graham and Paul take a bus ride through the desert world of Pandora. | ||||
42 | 42 | Genji: Days of the Blade | October 26, 2009 | December 5, 2022 |
Graham and Paul visit an ancient land of legend, and cliches. | ||||
41 | 41 | Too Human | October 19, 2009 | November 30, 2022 |
Graham and Paul have a run-in with Vikings... from the future | ||||
40 | 40 | Viking | October 12, 2009 | November 28, 2022 |
Graham and Paul get caught in the middle of an epic battle between Vikings and spiky guys. | ||||
39 | 39 | Dark Messiah | October 5, 2009 | November 23, 2022 |
Graham and Paul have a look at some Might and Magic, in an evil lair that clearly isn't up to code. | ||||
38 | 38 | Prototype | September 28, 2009 | November 21, 2022 |
Graham and Paul follow a dead guy with super powers. Don't worry - he's just a Prototype. | ||||
37 | 37 | Dark Sector | September 21, 2009 | November 16, 2022 |
Graham and Paul take a look at the light side of Dark Sector. | ||||
36 | 36 | Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena | September 14, 2009 | November 14, 2022 |
The power and sneakiness of Vin Diesel is only matched by Graham and Paul's cleverness. | ||||
35 | 35 | Red Faction: Guerrilla | September 7, 2009 | November 9, 2022 |
This week, Graham and Paul have some fun in the Martian sun. | ||||
34 | 34 | Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 5 | August 31, 2009 | November 7, 2022 |
The final installment of Metal Gear August introduces a device of literary proportions. | ||||
33 | 33 | Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 4 | August 24, 2009 | November 2, 2022 |
Metal Gear August continues, teaming Snake up with the RATs. | ||||
32 | 32 | Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 3 | August 17, 2009 | October 31, 2022 |
Metal Gear August continues, with a naked monkey and a gun dealer. | ||||
31 | 31 | Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 2 | August 10, 2009 | October 26, 2022 |
Metal Gear August continues, in an explosion-less graveyard. | ||||
30 | 30 | Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 1 | August 3, 2009 | October 24, 2022 |
Graham and Paul kick off a month of Metal Gear Solid 4 episodes | ||||
29 | 29 | Devil May Cry | July 27, 2009 | October 19, 2022 |
Graham and Paul get to play with swords, guns, and demons in Devil May Cry. | ||||
28 | 28 | X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Uncaged Edition) | July 20, 2009 | October 17, 2022 |
Graham and Paul cast an eye at everyone's favorite adamantium-clawed berserker, in X-Men Origins: Wolverine Uncaged. | ||||
27 | 27 | Valkyria Chronicles | July 13, 2009 | October 12, 2022 |
Graham and Paul take a trip back in time, to a war-ridden country in Valkyria Chronicles. | ||||
26 | 26 | Bionic Commando | July 6, 2009 | October 10, 2022 |
Graham and Paul are armed and ready for Bionic Commando. | ||||
25 | 25 | Damnation | June 29, 2009 | October 5, 2022 |
Graham and Paul use their looking glass on the steampunk robots of Damnation. | ||||
24 | 24 | Haze | June 22, 2009 | October 3, 2022 |
Drugs make for crazy summer blockbusters, and Haze is no different. | ||||
23 | 23 | E3 Trailers | June 15, 2009 | September 28, 2022 |
Graham and Paul mercilessly mock the E3 trailers for Final Fantasy XIV, Edge of Twilight and Huxley. | ||||
22 | 22 | 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand | June 8, 2009 | September 26, 2022 |
50 Cent takes Graham and Paul on a magic carpet ride to find an ancient bedazzled skull. | ||||
21 | 21 | Alone in the Dark | June 1, 2009 | September 21, 2022 |
Graham and Paul take a quick look at Alone in the Dark. Don't blink - you might miss it. | ||||
20 | 20 | Lost Odyssey | May 18, 2009 | September 19, 2022 |
This week it's Lost Odyssey, in a land beneath the sky where invincible men roam. | ||||
19 | 19 | Far Cry 2 | May 11, 2009 | September 14, 2022 |
Graham and Paul go on a backseat safari adventure in Far Cry 2. | ||||
18 | 18 | Ace Combat 6 | May 4, 2009 | September 12, 2022 |
A depressing look at the life of an Air Force wife. Oh yeah, and the game is about flying. | ||||
17 | 17 | Infinite Undiscovery | April 27, 2009 | September 7, 2022 |
Graham and Paul follow the adventures of the mighty flute-playing Cappel in Infinite Undiscovery. | ||||
16 | 16 | Quantum of Solace | April 20, 2009 | September 5, 2022 |
An action-packed thrill ride awaits Graham and Paul, with the one but not only Bond, James Bond. This week, it's 007 in: Quantum of Solace. | ||||
15 | 15 | Radiata Stories | April 13, 2009 | August 31, 2022 |
Adventure, and intrigue await in Radiata Stories. Maybe sometime after the goofy cutscene we'll get to see them. | ||||
14 | 14 | X-Blades | April 6, 2009 | August 29, 2022 |
Ancient magic, lost treasures, sword-wielding badass chicks wearing hardly any clothes. What's not to love about X-Blades? The bad cinematic. | ||||
13 | 13 | Star Ocean: The Last Hope | March 30, 2009 | August 24, 2022 |
Graham and Paul go on a space adventure with Yahtzee! See their crossover appearance in Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars. | ||||
12 | 12 | Resident Evil 5 | March 23, 2009 | August 22, 2022 |
This week, Graham and Paul go deep into the heart of Africa to bust zombie heads in Resident Evil 5. | ||||
11 | 11 | Onimusha 3 | March 16, 2009 | August 17, 2022 |
Whether in modern-day France, or feudal Japan, Graham and Paul are ready to deal with flying bug monsters. This week, it's Onimusha 3: Demon Siege. | ||||
10 | 10 | Run Like Hell | March 9, 2009 | August 15, 2022 |
In space, no one can hear you scream. On Earth, Graham and Paul can Run Like Hell. | ||||
9 | 9 | Digital Devil Saga | March 2, 2009 | August 10, 2022 |
In a crazy land of tentacled artichokes and anthropomorphic zebra monsters, Graham and Paul keep it real. This week, it's Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga. | ||||
8 | 8 | The Bouncer | February 23, 2009 | August 8, 2022 |
Graham and Paul take us into The Bouncer. If your fake ID doesn't work, there's always barber college. | ||||
7 | 7 | The Darkness | February 16, 2009 | August 3, 2022 |
This week, Graham and Paul shed some light on The Darkness. Not the band, the game! | ||||
6 | 6 | Two Worlds | February 9, 2009 | August 1, 2022 |
This week, Graham and Paul team up to take on Two Worlds. | ||||
5 | 5 | Grandia III | February 2, 2009 | July 27, 2022 |
Graham and Paul fly high with Grandia III. Too bad Yukie can't figure out how to get a plane off the ground | ||||
4 | 4 | The Getaway | January 26, 2009 | July 25, 2022 |
This week, a game that tries to be a Guy Ritchie film. "The Getaway" can't escape Graham and Paul, even if we fed it to the pigs. | ||||
3 | 3 | Dirge of Cerberus | January 19, 2009 | July 20, 2022 |
Emo-haired brooding, pointless explosions, and unexplained backstory? Yup, it's Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus. | ||||
2 | 2 | Dead Rising | January 12, 2009 | July 18, 2022 |
In a mall, full of zombies, two guys (Graham & Paul) and a microphone are all that stands between you and boredom. This week, it's Dead Rising. | ||||
1 | 1 | Eternal Sonata | January 5, 2009 | July 13, 2022 |
This week, for the premiere of their award-winning series, Graham and Paul watch the eternally long opening cinematic of Eternal Sonata. | ||||
Pilot | Lost Planet | November 19, 2008 | April 10, 2023 | |
Tied for first place in this year's Escapist Film Festival, this is a new series from gaming comedians LoadingReadyRun. Focusing on the introductory scenes to video games new and old, Unskippable is the fun back to cinematics that take themselves too seriously. |
Unskippable: Let's Play
Recurring Gags
Eyebrows and the Thugs
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A professional contemporary light jazz band consisting of the thugs from The Getaway. They haven't been referenced since the 25th episode, Haze.
Instances:
Russell the Crow
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When a crow or raven appears in a cutscene (a frequent occurence!), its name is Russell... Russell the Crow.
Instances:
- Metal Gear Solid 4: Part 1
- Prototype
- Too Human
- Final Fantasy XII
- Darksiders
- Folklore
- Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
- Sonic and the Black Knight
- Lord of the Rings: War in the North
- Knight's Contract
- Anarchy Reigns
- Game of Thrones
- Diablo 3
- Farming Simulator 15 and More E3 2014 Trailers
That Was the N-th Time I Died
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At the beginning of The Darkness, the main character mentions that "That was the first time I died," something Graham repeats at the end of the cutscene. In subsequent episodes, if it looks like the main character dies in the scene, Graham will say "And that was the N-th time I died." This joke has been referenced 15 times, and used 12 times (not counting Lost Odyssey, where it was rescinded).
- And that was the 1st time I died...
- And that was the 2nd time I died...
- And that was the 3rd time I died...
- And that was the 4th time I died...(Rescinded)
- Graham immediately rescinded the statement, saying that he was sure that the character in question survived. When the smoke cleared the character was indeed alive. In fact, he was completely unharmed.
- And that was the 4th time I died...
- For a second there, I thought "this was the 5th time I died..."
- While the joke is mentioned here, it actually was not the 5th time he died.
- And that was the 7th time I died...
- And that was the 7th time I died...
- And that was the 8th time I died...
- And that was the 10th time I died...
- The stinger talks about how Graham and Paul had considered retiring the joke.
- And that was the 10th time I died...
- And this was the 2nd time I died...
- The joke refers to the fact that Lightning had already died, once.
- And that was another time I died...
- Graham and Paul were not sure what number they were on. Turns out the answer isn't all that straightforward...
- And That Was the 11th Time I Died
- And That Was the 12th Time I Died