The Panalysts Ep38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie

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This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

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Date: February 21, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner, Coriander Dickingson, Cameron Lauder

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • Thanks to a scientific advancement involving the Large Hadron Colider, some extremely hot tea and an unsecured lump of Plutonium; time travel is now real and very expensive. Which means there are lots of good paying jobs and historical chaperones, i.e. ensuring the Instagram influencers don't get themselves killed while vlogging themselves poking a T-rex in the bum. Given that you will have to travel with someone how is both insufferable and reckless, when would you like to go back in time to?
    • Beej and Ian: Sengoku Jidai and become friends with Oda Nobunaga
      • 0 points because Nobunaga was a driven, very murderous man and he would definitely try to kill them if they tried to use funny Dutch magic on him.
    • Cori and Cam: Tour of disasters i.e. running a influencer culling program
      • 11 points for being honest and noble?
  • After years of creating culinary abominations, Nabisco is finally giving up on the novelty Oreo game. They just don't know what they could possibly do to top such offerings as Swedish fish, Wasabi, and hot chicken wings, all of which are things that were made and sold. But as you are employed as food scientists at Oreo HQ, it's now up to you to offer up one last weird Oreo flavour in a desperate bid to keep your jobs designing revolving cookies. So what will it be?
    • Beej and Ian: Blue Raspberry
      • 10 points
    • Cori and Cam: Voreos
      • 15 points
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