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This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.

==Vital Statistics==
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|Date = December 6, 2018

|Host = Kathleen De Vere

|Cohost1 = Adam Savidan
|Cohost2 = Serge Yager
|Cohost3 = Cameron Lauder
|Cohost4 = Jacob Burgess

|EditedBy = Kathleen De Vere
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==Synopsis==
* Turns out all the conspiracy theory nuts were right, and after a Geek Squad call gone horribly wrong, you now find yourself with unsupervised access to computer network of the all-powerful, super-governmental lizard-person organisation that secretly runs the world. So do you: erase all of your financial debts, or do you make it so you understand all the Fortnite memes and regain the powerful zip of youthful relevance?
** Adam and Serge: Fortnite Memes.
*** 10 points for being Ninja, but even more.
** Cameron and Jacob: Erase debt.
*** 10 points for having an honorable goal.

* You accidentally posted a XXX photo meant for your willing, consensual partner to your main Instagram feed, meaning you have broke the supreme social media commandment of not being horny on main. Now that your predilections have been revealed to the world, you have but two options. You can: make a sex tape and release it under a pay-what-you-want scheme and immediately become known for being a foamy, hump machine and parley that into an appearance on Dancing with the Stars, or you can give up all social media, change your name, move to the Farne Islands, become a lighthouse keeper known, for love of rugged climates, thick woolly sweaters, and not having your butthole go viral on Instagram.
** Adam and Serge: Make a porn.
*** 500 point for being super into it.
** Cameron and Jacob: Run away.
*** 150 sympathy points.
*** 50 bonus points for not giving up Star Wars references.

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