The Dutch!
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Jump to navigationJump to searchWith a special guest this week, Germany's weirdness yields to Belgium.
Vital Statistics
Date: June 14, 2007
Category: The Whatever Thing
Appearing: Morgan vanHumbeck, Graham Stark, Adam Savidan
Whatever Clip: unknown
Haiku: Mitch
Synopsis
Adam Savidan appears as a special guest. Topics: An energy drink that gives perpetual erections; powdered alcohol; electric chairs and semi-trucks; Queensland spitting criminals; Green-blooded people; Teen-monitoring car devices; Dutch smoking ban; Death by muscle cream; Graham singing; Arson in Russia; Hypochondriac sodomites.
Haiku
I'd kill for a coke.
But there are witnesses here.
I lay quiet, waiting.
Trivia
- The last line of the Haiku has 6 syllables. Oops!
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