TTC 98 - Magic Origins Nicknames

This week on TTC join Alex, Cam, and Graham as they venture into the highly requested Magic Origins Nicknames episode.

Vital Statistics

Date: August 23, 2015

Appearing: Alex Steacy, Graham Stark, Cameron Lauder, Paul Saunders

Runtime: 80:15

Broadcasting live from: Ghirapur on the plane of Kaladesh

Nicknames list

Card Name	Nickname	Alternative Nicknames
Abbott of Keral Keep	Abbott and Kerstello	Piousmancer
Acolyte of the Inferno	Smore-maker of the Inferno	Censorship or Two Ashmouth Hounds Duct Taped Together
Act of Treason	Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal!	-
Aerial Volley	Thopterbane	-
Akroan Jailor	Albert	-
Akroan Sergeant	Albert's Boss	-
Alchemist's Vial	AB Vial	-
Alhammarret, High Arbiter	Marmot-Archive.org	Howling MINE
Alhammarret's Archive	A Marmot, High Armbaiter	Hammer Time!
Ampryn Tactician	Tabletop	-
Anchor to the Æther	Back You Go!	-
Angel's Tomb	Surprise Angel	Checkov's Angel or The Statue Got Itself High
Animist's Awakening	Hey, More Floating Islands!	-
Anointer of Champions	Cleric Of Moral Support	-
Archangel of Tithes	Minister Of Propaganda	Liliana's Hat Rack
Artificer's Epiphany	Oh, That's What This Does!	-
Aspiring Aeronaut	A Boy And His Thopter	-
Auramancer	Mancer For Commander	-
Avaricious Dragon	Smaug	-
Aven Battle Priest	Aven Calling	-
Battlefield Forge	Unsafe Worksite	-
Bellows Lizard	The Self-Driving Flamethrower	-
Blazing Hellhound	Rakdos Hot Dog	Smoke Goblins Every Day
Blessed Spirits	Dead Kids	-
Blightcaster	Unlicensed Surgeon	-
Blood-Cursed Knight	Suspiciously Pale Knight	Ginger Knight
Boggart Brute	Bruce!	-
Bonded Construct	Dynomutt	Man's Best Gizmo
Bone to Ash	Bash	-
Bounding Krasis	Pesterfish	-
Brawler's Plate	Big Cheats	-
Calculated Dismissal	Counterscry	-
Call of the Full Moon	Treatable Lycanthropy
Catacomb Slug	Slugbutt	-
Caustic Caterpillar	The Naturalizer	-
Caves of Koilos	Koilercase	-
Celestial Flare	Woo!	-
Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh	Chandlar Ping	-
Chandra, Roaring Flame	Chandra Fire Bird	Fire Lady Burn Hot or Chandra Ballard
Chandra's Fury	Chandra's Proportional Response	-
Chandra's Ignition	Ey Yo, It's Chandra's Ignition; Hot And Fresh At The Kitchen. Mama Setting Them Fires, Got Every Walker Here Wishing	-
Charging Griffin	Buff Bird	-
Chief of the Foundry	Centauropede	-
Citadel Castellan	Front Of House	...and Castellan
Clash of Wills	Power Stink	-
Claustrophobia	Get In The Box	-
Cleric of the Forward Order	Florence	-
Cobblebrute	Rock Market Trader	-
Conclave Naturalists	Tree Huggers
Consecrated by Blood	High Maintenance	-
Consul's Lieutenant	Consul's Cheerleader	-
Cruel Revival	It's The Doctor Dreadful Zombie Lab!	-
Dark Dabbling	Dabble Dabble	-
Dark Petition	Dark Tutor	-
Day's Undoing	Timtwister	-
Deadbridge Shaman	Always A Two For One	-
Deep-Sea Terror	Carboload Snake	-
Demolish	Tear It All Down	-
Demonic Pact	Deal With The (Four) Devils	-
Despoiler of Souls	The Nope Came Back...	-
Disciple of the Ring	Vryn Army Knife	-
Disperse	Have This Back	-
Displacement Wave	The Humanga Cowabunga From Down Under	-
Dragon Fodder	Dragon Snacks	-
Dreadwaters	Ross Bay Cemetary	-
Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen	Still Too Expensive To Play In Eternal Elves	-
Dwynen's Elite	Elf Bear And Cub	-
Elemental Bond	A Big Draw	-
Elvish Visionary	Elvish Cantrip	-
Embermaw Hellion	Piggyback Pinger	-
Enlightened Ascetic	Disenchanting Evening	-
Enshrouding Mist	Heavy Smoker	-
Enthralling Victor	Abs Of Treason	Mister Steal Yo Girl
Erebos's Titan	ET	-
Evolutionary Leap	Unnatural Selection	-
Evolving Wilds	Rezoning Application	-
Exquisite Firecraft	The Benson & Hedges Symphony Of Fire	-
Eyeblight Assassin	Stabby	-
Eyeblight Massacre	Not Elf, Then Die	-
Faerie Miscreant	The Petty Pixie	Card Friend!
Fetid Imp	Typhoid Bats	-
Fiery Conclusion	I Conclude: You Lose	-
Fiery Impulse	Shockbolt	-
Firefiend Elemental	Fire Friend!	-
Flameshadow Conjuring	Order Now And Get A Second Creature Engulfed In Flames Absolutely Free!	-
Fleshbag Marauder	Fleshy B	The Sack
Foundry of the Consuls	Thopter Theme Park	-
Gaea's Revenge	The Land Fights Back	-
Gather the Pack	Call For Back-Up	-
Ghirapur Æther Grid	The Electric Fence	-
Ghirapur Gearcrafter	Ghurupur Gurcruftur	-
Gideon, Battle-Forged	Chad, The Come At Me	-
Gideon's Phalanx	The Flying V	-
Gilt-Leaf Winnower	Purge The Different	-
Gnarlroot Trapper	Elf Mana Elf	-
Goblin Glory Chaser	Imminent Pincushion	-
Goblin Piledriver	It's A Piledriver! It's A Tombstone Piledriver!	-
Gold-Forged Sentinel	The Flying Gold Brick	-
Grasp of the Hieromancer	Goldychains And The Two Harpies	-
Graveblade Marauder	Dougy Downer	No Fun At Parties
Guardian Automaton	C3PO	-
Guardians of Meletis	Barely A Golem	-
Hallowed Moonlight	Hey, Get Back Down Here!	Aaah, It Burns! or I'm Standing Right Here
Hangarback Walker	Hangarback Walker (sung to the tune of Paperback Writer by the Beatles)	Hangarback Walker (sung to the tune of Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani)
Harbinger of the Tides	Surprise Squid	-
Healing Hands	Because Healing Salve Was Too Good	-
Heavy Infantry	Big Boned	Bad Movers
Helm of the Gods	Hat™	-
Herald of the Pantheon	Harold, The Horsy Herald	-
Hitchclaw Recluse	Dr. Claws	-
Hixus, Prison Warden	You Are Getting A Time-Out Mister.	-
Honored Hierarch	The Ig-Nobel Hierarch	-
Hydrolash	Squirt Gun	-
Infectious Bloodlust	Rabies	-
Infernal Scarring	Sick Tats Bro	-
Infinite Obliteration	Probably More Obliteration Than Strictly Necessary	AAH, AH, Ah, ah... or Todome DA, Da, da...
Iroas's Champion	Ronda Rousey	-
Jace, Vryn's Prodigy	Jace, Teacher's Pet	-
Jace, Telepath Unbound	Professor J	-
Jace's Sanctum	Mom's Basement	-
Jayemdae Tomb	Book Smarts	-
Jhessian Thief	Lara Croft	Jessie's Girl
Joraga Invocation	Fauxverrun	-
Knight of the Pilgrim's Road	Knight Of The Riding A Huge Lion	-
Knight of the White Orchid	Knight Of The Pretty But Extremely Delicate Flowers	-
Knightly Valor	Free Knight With Purchase	-
Kothophed, Soul Hoarder	Let Me Talk To You About Souls	"You Got Souls Everywhere Man, It's Not Safe. You Need To Throw Away Just One." "Nononono, Not That One! That One Is Special. I Might Need That One" ""You Have Not Looked At This Soul In Millennia." "I Might Need That Soul". "Millennia." "What If I Do Want To Look At It Though?" "When Was The Last Time?" "Wha-, I Don't Wanna Talk About This. I'm Uncomfortable." *starts fumbling with microphone* "You're Hurting Your Family." "Turn Those Cameras Off. No, I'm Not Doing This Anymore".
Kytheon, Hero of Akros	Chadlet	-
Kytheon's Irregulars	The Wrong Neighbourhood	-
Kytheon's Tactics	The Line Must Be Drawn Here!	-
Languish	Purple Rain	Mass Sleepy Time
Leaf Gilder	The Glider	Llanoswole Elf
Lightning Javelin	Bolt To The Future	This Is What We Get Now
Liliana, Heretical Healer	Liliana, Proto-Goth	Liliana, Horrible Healer or Liliana, Homeopathy Adept or Liliana, Heretical Bae
Liliana, Defiant Necromancer	Liliana, Bad B	-
Llanowar Empath	Elf Ventura, Pet Detective	-
Llanowar Wastes	The Elven Outhouse	-
Macabre Waltz	Rock DJ	-
Mage-Ring Bully	Wizard Bro	Mage-Ring Biff Tannen
Mage-Ring Network	Stargate	-
Mage-Ring Responder	You Rang?	Durdle-Bot
Magmatic Insight	Well, Now We're On Fire, I Hope You're Happy	Molten Pitch
Malakir Cullblade	Hey, If You're Not Using That Blood...	-
Managorger Hydra	Silly Hydra, Tricks Are For Wizards!	-
Mantle of Webs	Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew. I Walked Through- Ew, Ew, I Walked Through A Spider Web	-
Maritime Guard	The Sign Says: No Swimming	Welcome To Our Ool
Meteorite	(The Literal) Manarock	-
Might of the Masses	Group Project	-
Mighty Leap	Falling, With Style	-
Mizzium Meddler	Vedalskite	-
Molten Vortex	Land Shock	-
Murder Investigation	CSI: Ravnica	-
Nantuko Husk	Husky Bug	-
Necromantic Summons	Elk From The Grave	-
Negate	Could You Not?	-
Nightsnare	Shhh, Only Dreams Now	Thoughtsnooze
Nissa, Vastwood Seer	Seeing The Forest For The Trees	-
Nissa, Sage Animist	Nissa, Copse Hauler	-
Nissa's Pilgrimage	Ramping Trip	-
Nissa's Revelation	Scry-velation	-
Nivix Barrier	Nope-fylactic	-
Orbs of Warding	Dragonballs	-
Orchard Spirit	Scrumping Spirit	-
Outland Colossus	The Jolly Green Giant	-
Patron of the Valiant	The Swole Get Swoler	-
Pharika's Disciple	Poison Horse	-
Pia and Kiran Nalaar	Mom And Dad	Ma And Pop's Thopter Shop
Possessed Skaab	Jarhead	-
Prickleboar	Pickles!	-
Priest of the Blood Rite	I Dropped My Contact	-
Prism Ring	Six Months Salary	-
Psychic Rebuttal	Uhm, Actually...	-
Pyromancer's Goggles	Ze Goggles Do Something, But Are Underwhelming In Limited!	-
Rabid Bloodsucker	I Drink Both Milkshakes	-
Ramroller	The Kool Aid Ram (Oh Yeah!)	-
Ravaging Blaze	Fire Finger Discount	-
Read the Bones	Scry In Blood	-
Reave Soul	Legacy Of Kain	-
Reclaim	Gimme That Back!	-
Reclusive Artificer	Hoarder's Tantrum	-
Relic Seeker	It Belongs In A Museum!	Hey, A Sword!
Returned Centaur	You Again?!	-
Revenant	Sump Pump	-
Rhox Maulers	Rocksteady, And Rocksteady's Friend Keith	-
Ringwarden Owl	Grimble	-
Rogue's Passage	Secret Passage	-
Runed Servitor	Block-bot	-
Scab-Clan Berserker	Pyrostatic Killer	-
Scrapskin Drake	Scrappy!	-
Screeching Skaab	We Don't Want Any!	-
Seismic Elemental	Falterman	-
Send to Sleep	Perfectly Harmless Neurotoxin	-
Sentinel of the Eternal Watch	Fat Bottom Girl	-
Separatist Voidmage	Man-o'-Four	MAN of War
Shadows of the Past	The Dank Plank	The Viscera Plank
Shaman of the Pack	Elfball	-
Shambling Ghoul	The Shambling Dead	-
Shivan Reef	Environmentally Protected Area	-
Sigil of the Empty Throne	Angel Chair	-
Sigil of Valor	Exalted Medal	-
Sigiled Starfish	(Patrick) Scryfish	-
Skaab Goliath	Frankenfreak	-
Skyraker Giant	Fishing For Dragons	-
Skysnare Spider	Too Many Legs!	-
Smash to Smithereens	I Broke Your Stupid Crap, Moron!	-
Somberwald Alpha	The Leader Of The Pack	Five Wolf Moon
Soulblade Djinn	Coldsteel Spokesman	-
Sphinx's Tutelage	A Lesson In Mill	Miller Time
Stalwart Aven	Did I Leave The Oven On?	-
Starfield of Nyx	Opalescence In The Sky With Diamonds	-
Stratus Walk	Stratisfaction	Lakitu
Subterranean Scout	Dig Dug	-
Suppression Bonds	Shackleton	Two Chains
Swift Reckoning	Lie Down And Die	Lion Down And Die
Sword of the Animist	Zendikar WOR SWORD	Anime Sword
Sylvan Messenger	BEHR BEHR BEHR!	-
Tainted Remedy	Backwash	Buckley's
Talent of the Telepath	Invasion Of Privacy	-
The Great Aurora	The Fine Aurora	In Response: I Concede or Oh, So We're Not Playing Magic Anymore?
Thopter Engineer	Here's A Thopter I Prepared Earlier	-
Thopter Spy Network	Skynet	Thopterblossom
Thornbow Archer	Elfist Archer	-
Throwing Knife	Catch!	-
Thunderclap Wyvern	A Rising Wyvern Lifts All Thopters	Nefalia B+ Kite
Timberpack Wolf	X-Pac; Where X Is The Number of Wolves	-
Titanic Growth	Nice Puppy...	-
Titan's Strength	Motrin Pain	-
Topan Freeblade	Blown Out Selfie	-
Tormented Thoughts	Psst, Hey! Remember That One Time In Grade Nine?	-
Totem-Guide Hartebeest	The Shackleton Expedition	-
Touch of Moonglove	A Pinch Of Death	-
Tower Geist	Flight Of Hand	-
Tragic Arrogance	You Dun Goofed!	-
Turn to Frog	It's Not Easy Being Blue	A Ribbiting Development or Frogger Champion
Undead Servant	Dead And Shoveling It	-
Undercity Troll	Why Can't We Ban This Guy?	-
Unholy Hunger	Hats On Fleek	I Cannot Believe This Shit!
Valeron Wardens	Uh Honey, Was That Obelisk Always There?	-
Valor in Akros	Gym Referral	-
Vastwood Gorger	Shove It In Your Craw	-
Veteran's Sidearm	The Akroan Side-Harm	-
Vine Snare	Weenie Fog	-
Volcanic Rambler	Ramblin' Man	-
Vryn Wingmare	Hate Horse	-
War Horn	Oriflamme	BEHR BEHR BEHR (lower than Sylvan Messenger)
War Oracle	Waracle	-
Watercourser	A Matter Of Course	-
Weight of the Underworld	Weight Weight, Don't Tell Me	Sissy-phus
Whirler Rogue	Thopter Gang Commander	-
Wild Instincts	Swole Fight	-
Willbreaker	Brain Buster	-
Woodland Bellower	WHOOOORNK!	Antler Bear
Yavimaya Coast	Ludicrous Property Tax	Mosquito Coast
Yeva's Forcemage	Pump Chump	-
Yoked Ox	Gotta Build Mass, Gotta Get Yoked	-
Zendikar Incarnate	Zendikarnate	-
Zendikar's Roil	Bearfall	-

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