Difference between revisions of "Surround Sound Coffin"

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This week, we learn about the latest new weight loss method and its horrible, horrible implications.

Date: January 16, 2013

Appearing: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

News Word of the Week: LOLOLOL
A Swedish man has designed a coffin with built-in surround sound speakers connected to a playlist that can be updated by the living.
Hasbro is asking players which of the classic Monopoly play pieces should be retired forever and replaced with the new one. Currently on the chopping block with the least number of votes: the wheelbarrow.
Replacement pieces that capture the spirit of what real monopolies are like today
- It's super effective!
There's a new amazing weight loss device that you can get in Europe. It's an outpatient procedure called the AspireAssist that you plug into your stomach and literally just suck food straight out of your stomach.

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 ==Synopsis==
+* News Word of the Week: LOLOLOL
+* A Swedish man has designed a coffin with built-in surround sound speakers connected to a playlist that can be updated by the living.
+* Hasbro is asking players which of the classic Monopoly play pieces should be retired forever and replaced with the new one. Currently on the chopping block with the least number of votes: the wheelbarrow.
+* Replacement pieces that capture the spirit of what real monopolies are like today
+** It's super effective!
+* There's a new amazing weight loss device that you can get in Europe. It's an outpatient procedure called the AspireAssist that you plug into your stomach and literally just suck food straight out of your stomach.
 ==Trivia==