Skeletor's Dick
LRR Presents a video for this epic Bag Fries song. It will always find you.
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Date: August 4, 2008
Category: Music
Song Performed by: Bag Fries (Geoff Howe and Patrick Donison)
Lyrics & Music: Geoff Howe & Patrick Donison
Lead Vocals: Patrick Donison
Guitar & Backup Vocals: Geoff Howe
Bass & Additional Vocals: Eric Hogg
Drums: Byron Mulcaster
Song Produced by: Chris Whitman
Directed by: Graham Stark
Lighting & Grips: Paul Saunders & James Turner
Shooting & Editing: Graham Stark
Skeletor: Morgan vanHumbeck
Also Appearing: Graham Stark
Synopsis
The horror of seeing roommate Skeletor's penis is immortalized in this epic song.
Trivia
- Graham appears as a reporter from with in a LoadingReadyRun tshirt in a tshirt ad.
- Morgan (as the hooded Skeletor) is the second person to show his butt in a LoadingReadyRun video, the first being James in the Nanaimo Road Trip.
- Morgan was not fully nude on set.
Lyrics
Shredder had his cameras, Shredder had his cameras, In the city, in the city. You think that's bad? You think that's bad? Well I've seen Skeletor's dick!
Flipping side-to-side, Between his legs and thighs, It's a mediocre size, You can see it in his eyes.
See the bone hiding in the darkness, Traumatized by his small man-ness, Paralyzed by the terror inside you, Skeletor's dick will always find you.
Megatron killed Optimus, Megatron killed Prime, In a city, in a city. You think that's bad? You think that's bad? Well I've seen Skeletor's dick!
Balls are hanging down, Scraping on the ground, It's a horrifying sound, And your ears begin to pound!
See the bone invading your nightmares, Suck your soul with its one-eyed stare. Feel the evil that penetrates you, Skeletor's dick will always rape you.
Ohhhh-Ohhhh-Ohhhhhhhh
Nemesis Enforcer, Nemesis Enforcer, In the city, in the city. You think that's bad? You think that's bad? I'll tell you what's bad! Yeah, I'll tell you what's bad!
You think you've seen dick, Well you ain't seen dick, Til you've seen Skeletor's dick!
Lock your doors and hide your women, Skeletor's dick has come to fill them. By the glow of the pale moonlight, Skeletor's dick will rise tonight.
To end the reign of old snake mountain, The power of Greyskull you can count on.
Nothing can stop its growing power, Watch it growwwww. Watch it growwwww. Watch it growwwww. Watch it GROWWWWW!
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