You can be a goat, you can be a bear, you can be anything you want!
Date: March 27, 2014
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Your mother told you that you could be anything, and finally, you can be a goat.
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