PAX West 2016 - QWERPline

Vital Statisics

Date: September 20, 2016

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner, Mikey Neumann

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Graphics: Graham Stark

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Description: A (semi?)canon qwerpline performed live at PAX West

Runtime: 42:48

Slogan: "Sweet Home Alabama"

• Would you believe that this tourist slogan was a clerical error? When a member of the Nsburg tourism board was ranking his top 5 favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd tracks. He inadvertently typed number 2 into the wrong field before submitting the form and it was approved in the great batch ratification quandary of 1996.

Sponsor: Jack Plank's Flamin' Ham Game Jam Qwerpline this week is brought to you by, Jack Plank's Flamin' Ham Game Jam. Jack's rented a barge on the Channacy River and he's cooking up spicy barbecue pork while you put together pig themed mini games over the long weekend. Jack Plank's Flamin' Ham Game Jam, It's not lame fam.

News

Spirit of Looseleaf, Nsburg's year round back to school store is going on their annual labor day holiday. Nsburg Search is running another fundraising drive to add "and rescue". Currently Nsburg Search consists of Dan, who is very good at searching, but just laughs when he finds you. The fundraiser will hire someone that cares about bringing people back to follow Dan.

Just the Fax Ma'am

Just the Fax Ma'am is Qwerpline's daily fax in trivia show.

The answers to yesterday's questions

Round 1 Movie Category: Cinema scope. Only with 8 hours of preparation first. The 1968 Oscar for sound mixing. She did but only her co-star and director were on set at the time.

Round 2 Food Category: 7 but only 3 kinds are eatable. Technically yes but the french do it differently. A suvee bag the size of a blimp. Stiff Peaks.

Round 3 Public Equite Category: Not in front of strange children. The traditional gift of a ham. Definitely not, unless you live in Lesser Miami where we understand it's common practice. Only with the barista's express consent and even then it's a little weird.

It's the Arts

It's been an exciting week at Nsburg Bangs, the alternative theater festival. Edith's picks are I have no Beak, but I must Speak - A sensual 3 hour one man show by Orion Front about the sex life of an octopus, with free form musical accompaniment by Gunther Zither waving a zither in front of a theremin.

Viva Steven - A Morrissey tribute based on his 1988 album Viva Hate delivered via slam poetry pieces such as: Plain Yogurt, My Old Friend - A 17 minute free verse ode to Morrissey's favorite food. Johnny Marr is mean jerk and the Smiths are done forever - A ghazal, a form Bengali poetry made up of 15 rhyming couplets.

Hague - A musical telling of the story of the international criminal court's establishment in 1945, featuring the extremely catchy opening number, Article 419.