Now We Console The Loser

CheckPoint breaks down the console wars! Who won? Who lost? Who cares!

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Date: December 30, 2013

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

And the final mic joke is: On the Rode with Mic-ael Palin

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

PS4 vs. Xbox One: Who would've sold more if they weren't both sold out?

Stories

• Ridiculous dating sim Namco High has been released. Its creative director is Homestuck author Andrew Hussie.
• Square Enix is making another Lara Croft mobile game...sort of.
• Neither the PS4 nor the Xbox One won this year's console war.
• Microsoft and the makers of Zoo Tycoon are donating money to help endangered species. Kathleen has strong feelings about what kind of animal they should help.

Coming Up

Kathleen: Coming up: nothing! In case you missed everything we were literally just saying, we out! See ya on Twitch, y'all! Look at us dance! Yeah!

Graham: Yeah!

Kathleen: Get out of my outro!

Trivia

• Graham names Saints' Row 4 as Checkpoint's 2013 game of the year; Kathleen picks Shin Megami Tensei 4. They end up agreeing on 4.
• The episode ends with a long list of thanks...to all the companies Graham and Kathleen make fun of on Checkpoint, plus sincere thanks to PATV and LRR viewers.
• Graham and Kathleen will not be attending PAX East because it conflicts with James' wedding.
• Graham has limited range of motion in his suit jacket.

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