Mullet Bandit & The Blondes

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The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever.

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Date: June 1, 2011

Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere

Editing: Graham Stark


  • Forum comment of the week: "I actually laughed" - TheLaughingHobo (Escapist Forums)
  • Chicago police are on the lookout for "The Mullet Bandit".
  • In Brussels (which speaks both Dutch and French) the Metro service has stopped playing French music at their station after complaints from Dutch passengers.
  • The Head of Security of former head of the International Monetary Fund Dominique Strauss-Kahn turns away some guy who tried to bring an inflatable shark and some balloons to his house.
  • According to the warped and twisted mind of Kathleen sexually assaulting someone with an inflatable shark "could be a thing".
  • Sharks use "lateral lines" for sensory perception.
  • Latvia threw a parade of 500 blondes, presumably to cheer it's populace up.
  • A German Insurance Agengy is sticking by their story that they were photographed at a party snorting salt. They also admitted to hiring twenty prostitutes, which totally helps their story.
  • The Dump Truck - "Protean Blast"
  • Other news sources don't have [This Hat].
  • The "porn guy" wears those glasses because of the thermal imaging joke... and to keep his eyes safe from splashback.