Mattrick Goes to the Dogs
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Not content with ruining one company, Mattrick sets his sights Zyngward.
Vital Statistics
Date: July 8, 2013
Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Boom!: Kate Stark
Edited by: Kathleen De Vere
Music: Bradley Rains
Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders
Today
Following the PR equivalent of salting the earth, Don Mattrick moves to Zynga.
Stories
- What we want: an HD remake of Final Fantasy 7. What we're getting: a Cloud costume for Lightning Returns, plus the FF7 victory music.
- Microsoft is using its player reputation system to make sure all the terrible people only play with other terrible people.
- After eleven years, Dwarf Fortress is still not complete.
- Relative prices of consoles change a lot when you adjust for inflation, but the Xbox One is still more expensive than the 360.
- Don Mattrick has moved from Microsoft to Zynga. Checkpoint finds this extremely apropos.
Coming Up
State of Decay is probably headed to Australia. They've replaced the game's stimulants with supplements, and as we all know, vitamins are good for you.
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