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Graham & Paul Let's Play
Dark
- Graham: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."
- Dark
- Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out
- Graham: "Where did I come in from?"
- Dark
- Paul (making fun of the takedown animation): "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."
- Dark
- Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."
- Dark
- Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."
- Dark
- Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."
- Paul (imitating soldier): "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."
- Dark
- Paul: "What was your plan?"
- Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."
- Dark
- Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armour."
- Dark
- Graham (after finishing 'Dark'): "You know what we could do for the next hour?"
- Paul: "Cry bitterly?"
- Dark
- Paul (after finishing Dark): "Dark can get fucked."
- Dark
Beej's Backlog
Endless Ocean
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "Oh god, it begins."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Opening cut-scene shows pirate ships
- Beej: "So for those of you tuning in, we are playing Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. The reason it looks like garbage is because I'm playing it on your least favorite video game system - you can fill in THAT blank however you like."
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "I'm totally getting this game-OH, JESUS!"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "Do I slide to the bottom, or do I just keep humping poles?"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej: "I stabbed between her legs, didn't I?"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
- Beej (after the camera clips through an enemy): "Hey, did you guys ever want to see the ass-end of an exploding dog?"
- Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
IDDQDERP
Metro: Last Light
- Alex aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head
- Alex: "What do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"
- Cam: "Let's have a look."
- Boom, headshot.
- Metro: Last Light
- Cam reading a sign written in Russian
- Alex: "Wait, you can read Russian?"
- Cam: "It's a lot like Greek."
- Alex: "You can read Greek?!"
- Metro: Last Light
Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"
- Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"
- Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."
- Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"
- Graham cracks up
- Alex: "What are we even looking at?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."
- Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."
- Alex picks up the scroll
- Alex *laughing*: "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"
- Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time
- Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting better at this game."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Graham: "Can you get the door?"
- Alex: "Is that a door? Is anything real? Am I real?"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."
- Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL! (stage music)
- Alex: WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
- Cam: "The only thing I can take away from this game is that there is no God"
- Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God
Killing Floor
- Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"
- Killing Floor
- Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue."
- Killing Floor
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "♫Ride into the YOLO Zone.♫" (to the tune of "Danger Zone")
- Cam: "I hate you so much."
- Alex: "I'm sorry."
- Cam: "I don't think that's true."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"
- Alex: "What do you mean 'was'?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used
- Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."
- Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment
- Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"
- Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."
- Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Graham (off-camera): "Can you be straight murdered a little more quietly?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP
- Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."
- Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section
- Alex: "Get fucked!"
- Alex tosses a grenade into the next room
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: *deadpan* "Screw you, rebar."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Sidorovich (NPC): "You got the loot?"
- Alex: "Is.. is.. is that a... that a sex thing?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "HO! They are really rushin'. RushING. They're not Rus... Well, they probably actually are Russian."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Speaker: shouting an automated message in Russian
- Alex: "Did he say he wanted a pizza?"
- Speaker: (later) shouting same message
- Alex: "He does want a pizza!"
- Speaker: (later) shouting same message
- Alex: *annoyed* "You can't have a pizza."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section
- Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' powah'"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."
- Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Was that a Beyond Thunderdome reference?!"
- Beej: "Yep."
- Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"
- Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Why is there just a pelvis? ... Like, did that guy just poop his pelvis out? That's pretty upsetting."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "That uh, for those of you who've never seen one before, is a *zombie appears* nneeenurk burnurfnurgle"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Serge, your plan isn't working. Serge! Your plan is completely murdering me!"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Serge: "What? You're covered in cat too? What is wrong with you people?"
- Graham (off-camera): "Have you seen my cat? That's why I'm covered in fur."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Serge: "Why are there tentacles in our chest?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Apparently, our blind spot is directly in front of us. That's not good."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Serge: "Grenades solve everything."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Is that a rock?!"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: "It's some sort of weird mystery gun."
- Serge: "Does it take bullets?"
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
- Alex: *scared by monster* "Hold me, Serge."
- Serge: "You're covered in cat, or else I would."
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
Payday 2: The Heist
- Alex: "Apparently, I loaded my gun with chewing gum this morning."
- Payday 2: The Heist
- AeroCmdr: "I'm throwing a grenade."
- Alex: "Where, where are you throwing a grenade? That's relevant information."
- Payday 2: The Heist
- Shielded police appears from around the corner
- Alex: "Oh no! What a bad time to have a" *gets shot down* "erburgermorglefurdle..."
- Payday 2: The Heist
- Alex: "Oh, shit a dick nose!"
- AeroCmdr: "Shit a dick nose?"
- Alex: "Yes. Did I stutter or something?"
- Payday 2: The Heist
Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "You can't eat pelvises in this mod? Immersion ruined!"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
- Alex: "Did that helicopter just throw bones at us?"
- Half Life 2: SMOD
The Book of Passwords
Metal Gear 2
- Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"
- Metal Gear 2
- Jer: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"
- Graham: "Well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."
- Metal Gear 2
- Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"
- Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."
- Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."
- Metal Gear 2
Kathleen Saves the World
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: "Thanks for destroying the world, ass-hat!"
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
- Kathleen: *sweetly* "Awwww... Thank you... Go fuck yourself."
- Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
Main Article: A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? Come on - we took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Pardonfuck?"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Here, I've got something I need you to hold for me; it's called 'lots of bullets'."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"
- (to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."
- After accidentally killing a civilian
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "That was a reasonably good turn." *takes a drink of his beverage*
- As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door
- Cam: *nearly chokes on drink* "Hi!"
- Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat
- Cam: "Awww... You were important."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Put on your damn helmet, rookie!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within (repeatedly)
- Cam: "Even though it's in Edmonton"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"
- (to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." *fires* "Thank you."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "The Moonbase is mine now."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I found a pie in the fridge, and I'm gonna eat it, and deal with the consequences. But, I need pie right now."
- After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs amputated."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Alex: "What's that green thing? Is that a man?"
- Cam: "Um..."
- Alex: "Was it a man?"
- Cam: "Don't worry about it."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "We're almost definitely going to be tripping a group up here soon."
- Alex: "Wait? The pigeons?"
- Cam: "No, the pigeons are just hanging out."
- Alex: "I bet they're aliens."
- Cam: "Don't you hate on pigeons! You son of a bitch!"
- Alex: "I hate on alien pigeons."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Squaddie Devin Kerr: "Enemy spotted!"
- Alex and Cam: "D'oh!"
- Alex: "That's a lot of... man-zorrs..."
- Cam: "Eh... They'll be fine."
- Alex: "... running like purple monkeys inside."
- Cam: "..." *smiles* Odd... OK..."
- Alex: "Well..."
- Cam: "Um..."
- Alex: "They look like purple monkeys."
- Cam: *mock offended* "Racist!"
- Alex: "That's...!" *throws hands in air* "Sure!"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Alex: "I assume you only have one rocket per round. Right?"
- Cam: "Yeah."
- Alex: "That sucks, but it's reasonable, 'cause rockets don't grow on trees."
- Cam: "They definitely do not."
- Alex: "I don't think I wanna visit that tree, if there was..."
- Cam: "Yeah, no. The Rocket Tree?"
- Alex: *laughs*
- Cam: "The Rocket Tree is..."
- Alex: "Rocketry. Amateur Rocketry. It's like, we're going to pick some today, and you're going to be REEEEEEALLY careful."
- Cam: "Agreed."
- Alex: "Turns out turn-over in this job is very high... Just like the bloody chunks."
- Cam: "Welcome to the Rocketry Orchard!"
- (...)
- Cam: "The Rocket Tree, with the Farmer Von Braun."
- Alex: *laughs*
- Cam: "Watch out for Old Man Von Braun."
- Alex: *bad German accent* "'Vonce the rockets are up, who cares vhere they come down? That's not my department,' says Wernher Von Braun."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Aww, Dr. Vahlen, did someone take away one of your toys? File a complaint with HR."
- After destroying a Meld canister
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Alex: "What's that vortex?"
- Cam: "That's where Mexico used to be."
- Alex: "*Used* to be?"
- Cam: "Don't worry about it."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I pretend that every paved save is an alternate timeline and that version of humanity is doomed, but they deserved it. I could sit here and pave saves all day. (counting) Seven billion, fourteen billion, twenty-one billion..."
- Alex edges away from Cam.
- Cam: "How is everyone this week? Doing well? Alright. Let's get y'all shot."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Six turns? If there's anything left moving on this map in six turns, I'm going to be disappointed."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "That's the third time today she's been strangled. She's basically Cheryl from Archer."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Our only other option is... well. Hm. That was our good option."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I never thought I'd be able to kill this many people in my life. Thank you, everyone."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "You. Rectify your earlier mistake."
- Soldier blows sectoid away
- Cam: "Adequate."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I want to missile you so hard."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "Oh yeah, who's getting real food when we get back to base? (Asterisk.)"
- XCOM: Enemy Within
- Cam: "I'd like to think my office would have bookshelves. Pillows. A eunuch with a palm frond. You know, the essentials."
- XCOM: Enemy Within
Video Games with Video James
Minecraft
LRRMTG
House of Stark
Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Friend balloon! Nooo!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Because God forbid I move A CHAIR."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet
- Graham: "Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham facepalms
- Graham: "When did this become a Rom-Com?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Maya: "He's eating them and making himself stronger! Because zombies are additive!"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "That's what you're going to say, 'He just doesn't quit', as opposed to 'WHAT THE MOTHERING SHIT WAS THAT?!'"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Ha! Screw your bonsai tree!"
- Maya: "I spent so many years growing that tree!"
- Graham:" Yeah? Well, now an American is here to save from it."
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "That is no longer Marco, that is a swarm of- what in the hell?"
- Resident Evil 6
- Graham: "Only the finest Dim-Sum restraints serve grenade launcher ammo with the meal."
- Resident Evil 6