Klingon Hard Rock Heartache

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If you get caught doing something illegal, just claim you're the drummer from Whitesnake.

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Date: January 8, 2014

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Ash Vickers

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • A North Carolina town-councilman has left the Mayor scratching his head after wrote his resignation letter in Klingon.
  • A Gloucester, Mass. man caused quite a stir when, upon being evicted from the doorway of an apartment building he was sleeping in, he claimed to be the drummer of Whitesnake. A brief and simple police investigation revealed that he was not the drummer from Whitesnake.
  • A man on a train running from Aberdeen to Glasgow scared pretty much everybody on board when he tried to kiss a lot of female passengers, and when they all refused, he started having sex with the drinks trolley.


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