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*Finally, the anchors will end the episode with their parting line or lines. While the credits roll, the studio lights dim, and the ''after-lights gag'' is concluded as Graham and Kathleen finish their conversation from where it was left off. | *Finally, the anchors will end the episode with their parting line or lines. While the credits roll, the studio lights dim, and the ''after-lights gag'' is concluded as Graham and Kathleen finish their conversation from where it was left off. | ||
===List of Episodes=== | ===List of Episodes=== | ||
+ | * [[Not Games But Movies]] | ||
+ | * [[Stresstris]] | ||
+ | * [[Rejeweled]] | ||
+ | * [[Nintendonts]] | ||
+ | * [[More Room to Grow]] | ||
+ | * [[The EA Louse & Friends]] | ||
+ | * [[Room to Grow]] | ||
+ | * [[Sony's Crazy Marketing]] | ||
+ | * [[Kathleen's Book Club]] | ||
+ | * [[West Washing]] | ||
+ | * [[XBox Platinum]] | ||
+ | * [[Got to Catch Them All]] | ||
+ | * [[Booby Prize]] | ||
+ | * [[Still Gaming]] | ||
+ | * [[Work Your Assets]] | ||
+ | * [[Blizzard Warning]] | ||
* [[Global Warning]] | * [[Global Warning]] | ||
* [[Kinect the Dots]] | * [[Kinect the Dots]] |
Revision as of 04:36, 15 December 2010
The Escapist News Network (commonly abbreviated as ENN), is a show on The Escapist created by a few members of the Loading Ready Run Crew. It is in the style of a news broadcast (á la CNN) reporting on both truthful and fictional stories. The show is heavily influenced by the Canadian comedy series This Hour Has 22 Minutes.
Format
In general, the show follows a fixed format in every episode.
- First, the intro plays; this consists of theme music and an animation which mockingly mimic those of major news networks. Several words appear during the animation: Reliable, Trustworthy, Resplendent, Logarithmic, and one additional word. This is known as the accent word, and changes every week. See the List of ENN Accent Words.
- After the intro, the camera cuts to the anchor desk, with dimmed lights, as Graham and Kathleen set up a joke in casual conversation. This is the first part of the so-called after-lights gag. The lights then turn on, and the anchors face the camera and introduce themselves. The lower third displays their job description gag, which also changes every week.
- Approximately the first half of the show consists of between four and seven news stories, reported alternately be Graham and Kathleen. The first sentence or part is almost always true; this is followed by 'merciless joking' for the rest of the story. In addition, each story features a corner image (usually created by Jer) and one or more lower third jokes, and may include an extrea video segment.
- Most of the rest of the video is taken up by the Feature Story. Whichever anchor's turn it is will introduce the story, then pass it to a field reporter (usually Jer) or pre-recorded video segment. Feature Stories are always at least mostly false, and usually completely so, even if they are loosely based in fact.
- Finally, the anchors will end the episode with their parting line or lines. While the credits roll, the studio lights dim, and the after-lights gag is concluded as Graham and Kathleen finish their conversation from where it was left off.
List of Episodes
- Not Games But Movies
- Stresstris
- Rejeweled
- Nintendonts
- More Room to Grow
- The EA Louse & Friends
- Room to Grow
- Sony's Crazy Marketing
- Kathleen's Book Club
- West Washing
- XBox Platinum
- Got to Catch Them All
- Booby Prize
- Still Gaming
- Work Your Assets
- Blizzard Warning
- Global Warning
- Kinect the Dots
- All in the Cards
- Minced Words: Blizzard's Real ID
- GearGasm 5: The Perspectiving
- Snobcon 2010
- E3 2010 Recap
- E3 News Bytes: June 18
- E3 News Bytes: June 17 2010
- E3 News Bytes: June 16
- ENN E3 Newsbytes: June 15
- Resident Evil Romance
- Skate and Die!
- Who the Hell Are You
- Atari's Gambit
- Speaking Without Words
- Quickbender Must Die
- Splinter Cell: Cunvicshun
- Viral Outbreak
- Peace Walker Promo
- Money Shot
- Special Edition
- Games for Pets
- The Future of Storage Media
- Dishonorable Discharge
- Quick's Picks
- RPG Elements
- EA's Corporate Vision On Track
- Black & Blue Streak
- Natal Scandal
- iPhonomenon
- On Punctuation
- A Few Good Gamers
- The Future of Sex
- Year in Review 2009
- Counter-Active Gaming
- Guild Chat
- Pictodicks
- Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites
- Economic Weather Report
- New Dante's Inferno Marketing Tactic
- ROJO
- Uber HD
- I C U Wii
- Lost Leaders
- The Next Rock Band
- Nerd Flu
Notes
- Unlike Unskippable, ENN did not originate from the Escapist Film Festival.
- The ENN crew occasionally post rejected ENN stories on the blog. These are stories which didn't get in to the week's episode because they were extra, (usually) not due to low quality. This is now a feature on the Escapist Publisher's Club.
See Also
- Recurring ENN Characters
- Action 9, LRR's other fictitious news agency