Echo Transcript
Transcript for Echo.
Transcript
Unless otherwise stated, the echoed speech is the same as the original line.
Graham: Wow!
Andy: Yeah!
G: This is incredible!
A: Puts everything into perspective, doesn't it?
G: I know what you mean. Hey, how'd you find this place?
A: Jim from Accounting told me about it.
G: Oh.
A: You know, I... I proposed to Melanie up here.
G: Really?
A: You should've seen the look on her face. She must've jumped a foot into the air.
G: Ha ha! I bet she did!
Graham's Echo: Ha ha! Your wife's a bitch!
A: What?
G: I said I bet she did!
A: Oh.
G: Yeah, just... just... just look at that view. This'd be a great spot for an ex-company retreat.
GE: Your wife's a bitch!
A: Excuse me?
G: Sorry?
A: Did you... did you just call my wife a bitch?
G: No, why would I say that?
GE: Your wife's a bitch!
A: Okay, now, you definitely said it that time.
G: Said what?
GE: Your wife's a bitch!
A: You did it again! You just called my wife a bitch!
G: No, I didn't!
GE: Yes, I did!
G: No, I didn't!
GE: Yes, I did!
A: Well, which is it? Pick a horse! Make up your mind!
G: I don't think she's a bitch!
GE: She's ugly as well!
A: What!?
G: I didn't say that!
GE: She has a face like a moose!
A: Where do you get off saying that kind of stuff about my wife!?
G: I think Melanie is a lovely person.
GE: I slept with her.
G: No, I haven't.
GE: Twice.
G: Stop that!
GE: Make me.
A: I don't believe this! I..I..I drove you all the way out here, we hiked three hours up this damn mountain! I bring you to the place where I proposed to my wife, and now you tell me you had sex with her!?
Andy's Echo: I am a homosexual!
G: You're what?
A: I'm what?
AE: I enjoy the touch of a man!
A: No, I don't!
AE: I want to languish in the strong embrace of an Austrian stable boy! To feel his warm kisses up and down my chest, his breath on my thighs! I long to wrap my hands around his firm buttocks as we roll in the heather! Frolicking! Frolicking like only two men in love can frolic!
G: Well, that explains all those copies of Unzipped Magazine on your desk.
GE: In your closet.
A: Now, look. Those are research! I'm writing a...article on the porn industry.
AE: There is no such article! That was a clever ruse to hide my true self! My very, very homosexual self!
G: Does your wife know?
GE: Does your bitch know?
A: Right, that's it! I don't know who you are, or how you're doing this, but I'm gonna come down there and beat the living crap out of you! What do you have to say to that!?
AE: The capital of Denmark is Copenhagen.
A: What!?
AE: Your wife's a bitch!
A: Right! That's it, I'm going!
AE: Fine!
G: So am I!
GE: Fine!
(end credits)
AE: Are they gone?
GE: I think so.
AE: Great! Alright, everyone, from the top!
Both, Singing: The hills are alive with the sound of music!
