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Stories on Mario Kart sales, Hideo Kojima, the 2DSXL, Halo 3 (yes actually), and Vroom in the Night Sky.
Date: May 1, 2017
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Mario Kart 8 sells exceedingly well! Nintendo celebrates by announcing a new handheld. That may not be technically accurate.
- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is out for Switch, and selling even better than Breath of the Wild.
- The Tribeca Film Festival now has a games component, which featured Hideo Kojima and more information about Death Stranding.
- Nintendo has announced the 2DS XL.
- Halo 3 fans have finally gotten into an unopenable room in the game.
- The Switch game Vroom in the Night Sky is full of amusing and bizarre mistranslations.
Blizzard has announced that Overwatch now has thirty million registered players. Reaching this milestone means that the ratio of naked Overwatch character fanart to players is now a mere eighty to one. The ratio of explicit Overwatch fanfic to players remains steady at three hundred to one.
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