Bodily Fluids, Ranked

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This week, Feed Dump tries to be uplifting. Well, as uplifting as a show like this can be.

Vital Statistics

Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting bears!

Date: May 13, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Serge Yager, Paul Saunders

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • A man from Camberly, England, is rejoicing after solving forty-four years of having a blocked nose because he sneezed out a toy dart that he had stuck up there when he was seven.
  • A New Zealand mother who had gotten lost while running on an off-road trail race survived overnight without food or shelter by building herself a berm out of dirt and leaves and drinking her own breast milk for sustenance.
    • Paul's Top Ten Bodily Fluids!
  • Police in North Adams, Massachusetts, had to issue a public warning, advising citizens not to attempt to chase bears in the woods while drunk, especially if they are doing so while wielding a rusty hatchet.


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