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==Synopsis==
 
==Synopsis==
 
Andy sings a song he wrote proclaiming the true name of the man with the nickname 'Bob' as his real name is far too long.
 
Andy sings a song he wrote proclaiming the true name of the man with the nickname 'Bob' as his real name is far too long.
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==Lyrics==
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Oh my name's inconsequential and as strange as that may be,<br/>
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my name's too differential from the others you may see.<br/>
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For when t'was time to name me, it was up to dear old Dad.<br/>
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So he gave me every name, my patralineage ever had.
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My name is Robert Kenneth Eric Ted Arthur Herman Phillip Red<br/>
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Jasper Casper Cedric Fredric Harry Larry Barry Jed<br/>
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Basil Douglas Michael Ned Edwin Cyril Norman Zed<br/>
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Torbin Corbin Ronald Donald Perry Larry Gary Ed<br/>
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Jack John Jake Joe Jim Jeff Morgan Hershel Emmet Lee<br/>
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Well, that's my name in full, but I sign it BOB.<br/>
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Call me Bob, stuff me gob, it's me job to be a slob.<br/>
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My employers found it hard to say.<br/>
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Can't fit in on a resumé.
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It's got the bank all in a tizzy, and my landlord quite annoyed.<br/>
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My namesake's left me being busy, permanently unemployed.
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Because it's Robert Kenneth Eric Ted Arthur Herman Phillip Red<br/>
 +
Jasper Casper Cedric Fredric Harry Larry Barry Jed<br/>
 +
Basil Douglas Michael Ned Edwin Cyril Norman Zed<br/>
 +
Torbin Corbin Ronald Donald Perry Larry Gary Ed<br/>
 +
Jack John Jake Joe Jim Jeff Morgan Hershel Emmet Lee<br/>
 +
Well, that's my name in full, but I sign it BOB.<br/>
 +
Call me Bob, stuff me gob, it's me job to be a slob.<br/>
 +
My employers found it hard to say.<br/>
 +
Can't fit in on a resumé.
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My parents, please do not fret, I wasn't raised by nitwits.<br/>
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I guess it could be worse yet, at least my name's not Lip... Shitz.<br/>
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Oh a nickname? No it isn't. Call me Bob, it's more efficient.<br/>
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Call me Bob... Call me Bob... Call me... Bob.
  
 
==Behind the Scenes==
 
==Behind the Scenes==
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* This is Andy's first LoadingReadyRun appearance.
 
* This is Andy's first LoadingReadyRun appearance.
 
* Andy never played through the whole thing. Thanks to the magic of editing it looks like one take.
 
* Andy never played through the whole thing. Thanks to the magic of editing it looks like one take.
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* As with many videos from season one, LoadingReadyRun took this video down during the early seasons to make space on the server for newer videos. However, a lot of these videos were stored on the Wayback Machine, and as such, have been combined into a RAR archive by Fugiman, which can be found [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=15138 on this forum thread]
  
 
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Revision as of 17:44, 14 November 2016

Introducing Andrew Cownden, Multi-talented wonderboy

Vital Statistics

Andy: Esq.

Date: February 27, 2004

Category: Other

Appearing: Andrew Cownden

Camera: Graham Stark

Writing: Andrew Cownden

Music: Andrew Cownden

Edited by: Graham Stark

Location: Oak Bay Theater

Synopsis

Andy sings a song he wrote proclaiming the true name of the man with the nickname 'Bob' as his real name is far too long.

Lyrics

Oh my name's inconsequential and as strange as that may be,
my name's too differential from the others you may see.
For when t'was time to name me, it was up to dear old Dad.
So he gave me every name, my patralineage ever had.

My name is Robert Kenneth Eric Ted Arthur Herman Phillip Red
Jasper Casper Cedric Fredric Harry Larry Barry Jed
Basil Douglas Michael Ned Edwin Cyril Norman Zed
Torbin Corbin Ronald Donald Perry Larry Gary Ed
Jack John Jake Joe Jim Jeff Morgan Hershel Emmet Lee
Well, that's my name in full, but I sign it BOB.
Call me Bob, stuff me gob, it's me job to be a slob.
My employers found it hard to say.
Can't fit in on a resumé.

It's got the bank all in a tizzy, and my landlord quite annoyed.
My namesake's left me being busy, permanently unemployed.

Because it's Robert Kenneth Eric Ted Arthur Herman Phillip Red
Jasper Casper Cedric Fredric Harry Larry Barry Jed
Basil Douglas Michael Ned Edwin Cyril Norman Zed
Torbin Corbin Ronald Donald Perry Larry Gary Ed
Jack John Jake Joe Jim Jeff Morgan Hershel Emmet Lee
Well, that's my name in full, but I sign it BOB.
Call me Bob, stuff me gob, it's me job to be a slob.
My employers found it hard to say.
Can't fit in on a resumé.

My parents, please do not fret, I wasn't raised by nitwits.
I guess it could be worse yet, at least my name's not Lip... Shitz.

Oh a nickname? No it isn't. Call me Bob, it's more efficient.
Call me Bob... Call me Bob... Call me... Bob.

Behind the Scenes

"This is the very first song I ever wrote. Most of the lyrics were written on a Boston Pizza napkin as I shouted across the table, 'I need more names!'. I think Graham and Morgan were there at the time." - Andy

Trivia

  • This is Andy's first LoadingReadyRun appearance.
  • Andy never played through the whole thing. Thanks to the magic of editing it looks like one take.
  • As with many videos from season one, LoadingReadyRun took this video down during the early seasons to make space on the server for newer videos. However, a lot of these videos were stored on the Wayback Machine, and as such, have been combined into a RAR archive by Fugiman, which can be found on this forum thread
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