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This week, an albino tiger and a naked man try to escape the news headlines.
Date: May 25, 2011
Editing: Graham Stark
Location: Graham's and Matt's Place
- News Word of the Week: Nudes
- New Zealand man tries to escape police in a hospital by hiding naked in the ceiling.
- Police in South Hampton, England mobilize to capture an escaped white albino tiger that was apparently a stuffed toy.
- Four people were hospitalized when a dispute over supermarket ham slices turned violent. Oh yes.
- All the stories are apparently good premises for porn movies.
- Matt accidentally insinuates that his penis is small.
- A woman from Pennsylvania has to stand trial for feeding margarine laced with marijuana to a 12-year-old.
- Said woman's phone was apparently disconnected when news people tried to contact her for a comment.
- Other news sources don't have this hat.
- Fabio must have had industrial-strength fans on him during photoshoots.