Two-Foot Earspan

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We didn't even know you could measure an earspan, but there you are. Thanks Guiness!

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"Should we press charges?"

Date: September 7, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Matt Wiggins

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere (supervised by: Graham Stark)

Synopsis

  • News Word of the Week: Cruise
  • Authorities in Ogden, Utah are considering pressing charges on a man for butchering a cow in his driveway.
  • The bomb squad was called into a Taiwanese police station only to find that the suspicious package thought to be a bomb was merely filled with moon cakes.
  • A senior Indian politician, when she needed new shoes, sent an empty jet to Mumbai to pick up her preferred brand.
  • A dog has the world record for longest ears on a living dog with over a 2-foot earspan.
  • An Alaskan cruise for vampires called Vamps at Sea is running.

Trivia

  • Following Jer's departure for school, this is the first video edited by Kathleen. (Graham took over CheckPoint.)

Hatistics

Shots with Hats: 21.43%.

Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 54.76%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 0.00%.

Shots with Hatless: 40.48%.


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