The Panalysts Ep 9 - A Goofy Situation

This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.

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Date: June 28, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Alex Steacy, Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark, Jacob Burgess

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

You desperately need to go to the bathroom, but there isn't one for miles around. Do you fowl the den of an "endangered" Scottish Field Vole, or let loose at the edge of a breathtaking and extremely windswept heath, guaranteeing maximum splashback?
- Alex and Cameron: Cliff
  - 4 point for taking the moral high ground
- Graham and Jacob: Vole
  - 3 points because Kathleen wants to see them make out (This has nothing to do with their actual answer)

You have been selected to take part in a highly dangerous, experimental drug study. The pill is guaranteed to make the permanently 25% smarter, however the side-effect is it makes everything permanently taste like feta cheese. Do you take the pill?
- Alex and Cameron: Yes
  - 5 sympathy points because Alex has had some interesting sexual experiences
- Graham and Jacob: No
  - 4 points for playing it safe