The Panalysts Ep58 - To Each According To Their Thirst

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This week our panel of experts become the heroes we deserve, and then figure out how they'll complete their community service.

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Date: January 30, 2020

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Serge Yager, Ben Ulmer, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • You got bit by a slightly less radioactive spider. Now you have the same terrible strength and flexibility you had before, and the ability to shoot one of the following fluids from your fingertips. Either: Air freshener, WD-40, or chipotle mayonnaise.
    • Kathleen and Serge: Air freshener
    • Ben and Beej: chipotle mayonnaise
  • IN order to fill the terms of your probation, you have been brought to speak to a group of schoolchildren about a tough subject. You will be provided a couple of hand-puppets and some chairs, in which you may choose to sit backwards if that is your style. What harsh reality do you drop on these preteens? Either: Vaping makes you stinky and bad to kiss, or loot-boxes are literally gambling.
    • Kathleen and Serge: Loot-boxes are literally gambling.
    • Ben and Beej: Vaping makes you stinky and bad to kiss
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