The Panalysts Ep53 - Going Hard Into The Tongue Thing

Our Panalysts are going on a very bad trip to Belgium

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Date: December 26, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Adam Savidan, Graham Stark, Ian Horner

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Mother Gaia has invited you to tour her celestial craft room, where she meticulously embroiders the fabric of creation. You make an appreciative comment about her immaculately organized morphology cabinet, and she is so flattered that she pulls down some of her favorite adaptive traits and says you may take one as a souvenir of your visit. You don't want to seem like a fussy customer, so you will commit to choose something from the first box you open. The boxes are labelled: Sticky, Silky, and Stomach. Which do you open?
- Kathleen and Adam: Stomach. Kathleen gets the 4-stage stomach of a cow, Adam takes Bearded Vulture stomach acid
- Graham and Ian: Sticky. Graham takes a chameleon tongue, Ian takes gecko's feet

You have finally met your soulmate and after a fairytale romance, the two of you are married in a grand yet tasteful ceremony. The bad news is that your partner's air-headed fairy godmother has bought the wrong envelope to the wedding and instead of blessing your honeymoon, she has cursed it. For the duration of your non-refundable trip to Belgium, your soulmate will be transformed but only in your eyes. No-one else in the world will notice anything different, but to you they will not look or sound like themselves. And to find out what the do look like, let's spin the wheel.
- Kathleen and Adam: 9 excited Maltese Poodles.
- Graham and Ian: Yourself?