The Panalysts Ep44 - Every Cat's a Garf

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It's a special all-cat themed episode of the Panalysts, what could go wrong?

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Date: June 20, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Coriander Dickinson, Kathleen De Vere, Serge Yager

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

  • You have become an internet-famous cat! But unlike most cat-weblebrities it's for something nice and not something like falling off a balcony, or have a cute deformity. You can be: Instagram famous, and have to wear costumes for hour on end; or YouTube famous, and have to wear trash on your head. Which do you choose?
    • Cameron and Cori: Instagram
    • Kathleen and Serge: YouTube
  • You are in a transporter accident with a cat. The result is you are left with one delightful, new feline anatomical feature. Do you have: an extra, transparent set of eyelids; or a parasite in you poop that endears you to people by exposure?
    • Cameron and Cori: Poop parasite
    • Kathleen and Serge: Third eyelid
  • PLOT TWIST! The cats also get something back. They can either: Read, but can't talk; or talk, but can't read.
    • Cameron and Cori: Read, but can't talk
    • Kathleen and Serge: Talk, but can't read
  • BONUS QUESTION! Kill, fuck, marry: Garfield the cat, Heathcliff the cat, Felix the cat
    • Cameron and Cori: Marry Heathcliff, Fuck Felix, Kill Garfield
    • Kathleen and Serge: Marry Heathcliff, Fuck Felix, Kill Garfield
  • Kathleen and Serge: -1 point for building a comedy empire on the backs of dead raccoons and a blast of compressed air
  • Cameron and Cori: a crinkly, shiny object
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