The Panalysts Ep42 - Historical Piss Ninjas

Good news, you're a world champion. What you are the best at... is the bad news. Molly Lewis learns about an ill-fated trip to the Warped Tour in this week's episode.

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Date: June 6, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Serge Yager, Ian Horner, Graham Stark, Adam Savidan

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

You are the world's champion! Of something that is neither glamorous, nor particularly useful, but you're still the best at it. Are you the world champion of: guessing the number of jellybeans in a jar or other rigid container; or long distance pissing?
- Serge and Ian: Long distance pissing
- Graham and Adam: Guessing the number of jellybeans

Time travel is real, but like any travel, it's poorly regulated and mostly tourism, and there are time travel agencies to cut through the mess on your behalf. To limit the travel companies liability, it only offers trips to points on your timeline so that something messes up, it doesn't break time itself. You have a Groupon for two that is about to expire to a specific point on your own timeline. It has to be a specific event, an appointment with an address and so on, and you have to take each other. Where do you go?
- Serge and Ian: Serge's Graduation and Ian reinstalling macOS 10 on David Burn's laptop
  - 1 point the phrase "piss ninja"
  - 10 points for the David Burn story
- Graham and Adam: Disneyland and Adam's Mushroom-high Warped tour
  - 1 point for the first instinct of Disneyland
  - 10 points for the entire Warped tour story

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