The Panalysts Ep37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination

This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.

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Date: February 14, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• You've been killed in an industrial accident, which means you get to be reincarnated, although not as a top tier animal because let's be honest, you weren't that good. So do you choose to become: a raccoon, the cutest rabies addled bandit you'll ever meet, a free and unfettered inner city menace; or a panda, adorable, rotund and fabulously endangered?
  • Beej and Serge: Raccoon
    • 6 points, 1 for every finger on your little raccoon hands. Corrected to 15
  • Cam and Graham: Panda
    • 9 points, 1 for each artificial insemination attempt they'll have to endure. Updated to 16 because that's how many artificial insemination attempts Cam is willing to have to win.

• You have become virally memetic musicians. After the comments got out of hand on a video you posted to Instagram in a drunken stupor, which obviously means you are going on tour before your 15 minutes of fame lapses. This will almost certainly be excruciating, but it also means you get to put together a rider. What delightful add or unreasonable thing do you request to be provided to you at every single one of the stops on your 98 city international tour?
  • Beej and Serge: 5 trees to be planted and photographic evidence be provided so they can prove "carbon offsets" / a team of indentured servants
    • 4 points for Serge and only Serge for dreaming a big dream
    • 1 point for Beej because it's not much but he'll be happy with it
  • Cam and Graham: a dozen croissants / a cat to adopt out
    • 1 point because it's not much but they'll be happy with it

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