The Panalysts Ep20 - The Embodiment of all fears

This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.

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Date: September 13, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Serge Yager, Nelson Salahub, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

You are locally notable sculptor and, as such, you have been hired to design an inspirational statue to go in front of the local sports viewing complex. The theme is: "The ultimate futile struggle of humanity". What do you sculpt?
- Cameron and Serge: Literally nothing
  - 1 point
- Nelson and Beej: Kinetic, Discotech, Sisyphean Ball
  - 6 points for actually trying

There has been a tear in the space-time continuum and it has resulted in a localised inter-dimensional duplication incident. There are now 2 of you. So do you and you decide to tackle you many troublesome life issues such as work, cleaning and jury duty Parent Trap style, or do you draw straws and let whichever one of you wins walk away and start a new life?
- Cameron and Serge: Walk away(?)
  - 6 points because both teams won
- Nelson and Beej: Team up
  - 1 points because both teams won

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