The Panalysts Ep19 - Lil Chippy

This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.

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Date: September 6, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Adam Savidan, Cameron Lauder, Ben Ulmer, Nelson Salahub

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Your mother is calling you and as usual, she is disappointed that you have not been given a single honorary doctorate yet. In order to appease her, you've unarchived the email from the Therpston Art College of Collegent Arts where they offered you an honorary degree in exchange for your extremely small modicum of internet fame. So are you going to trade in your credibility for a free degree in: Crystal Divination, or IT Maintenance?
- Adam and Cameron: IT Maintenance
  - 5½ points
- Ben and Nelson: Crystal Divination
  - 14 points

You are all finalists in the Shoppers Drugmart Panalysts Team of the Week Grand Sweepstakes! Your prize will be either a lifetime supply of: AAAA batteries, or Presidents Choice brand Memories of Anaphylaxis Legume Butter. Which will you be less disappointed to receive?
- Adam and Cameron: Legume Butter
  - 58 points for saying anaphylaxis so many times
- Ben and Nelson: AAAA Batteries
  - 9 points