The Panalysts Ep18 - UR Mommy

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This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.

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Date: August 30, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Ben Ulmer, Jacob Burgess, Adam Savidan, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere


  • Kraft Foods is here to talk to you about your incredible palette. What flavour should Jello add to it's lineup?
    • Ben and Jacob: Umami
      • 5 points for remembering the topic and sticking to it
      • 1 point for self reflection
    • Adam and Beej: ???
      • 5 points for Beej's great marketing
  • You have been transported by wizards to a wondrous land where magic is real, dragons prowl the skies and supreme executive power can be conferred upon you by an aquatic ceremony. You have been given a dangerous quest to defeat the Bonnacon, a legendary creature famous for spraying it's foes with caustic poo. For that you will become a honourable knight and have some fairly forgettable songs written about you. So do you choose to: risk your life to save the kingdom and join the kings court; or just become a really rich commoner in the Middle Ages by inventing modern convenience like pornographic zoetropes and the word "blue"?
    • Ben and Jacob: Knight
      • 10 points because that was great
    • Adam and Beej: Rich commoner
      • 10 points because that was great
      • 1 point to Beej for knowing exactly how this is coming together in editing
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