Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

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Global Agenda's "No Elves" campaign causes quite a stir in the elven community.

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Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

Airdate: November 18, 2009

Accent Word: Tepid

Job Description: Tag Team Champions

Written, Performed and Photoshopped by: AppearanceBy::PhotoshoppedBy::Kathleen De Vere, AppearanceBy::PhotoshoppedBy::Jeremy Petter, AppearanceBy::PhotoshoppedBy::Paul Saunders, AppearanceBy::PhotoshoppedBy::Graham Stark

Appearing: (There are no guest stars in this episode.)


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Feature Story

Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites - The Elven community is up in arms after Hi-Rez Studios starts a 'no elves' ad campaign for Global Agenda. Talks of resolution of the dispute are deadlocked, due the elves' arrogance and Hi-Rez's racism.


  • This episode makes multiple callbacks both to previous episodes of ENN and Unskippable.
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